SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I told my parents afterwards.What in the hell are you saying here? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 I haven't been here since page 1900, but the TOP over there reminded me of how phenominally awesome Jenny McCarthy's tits were. I haven't seen her recently, so I don't know how she looks now, but back in the day she was immediate-masturbation hot.I caught a bit of her on 2 and a 1/2 men the other night. Not as hot as she once was but still smokin. She moved into my top all time celebrity wishlist slot after I read her FHM interview. She was talking about relationships etc and the line was something like "All I wanna do is make you laugh then make you come." What in the hell are you saying here?He started the road toward manhood but got lost for a bit. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 He started the road toward manhood but got lost for a bit.I wonder how that convo went."MOM! DAD!""What, son?""I just jerked off to Jenny McCarthy.""What?""I was finally able to get the white goo to cum out!""Thats great, baby." :and mom kisses him on the cheek and a lifetime of sexual problems begins: Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 I think the first woman I jacked of to was Jane Pauley. We only had basic tv. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 I wonder how that convo went."MOM! DAD!""What, son?""I just jerked off to Jenny McCarthy.""What?""I was finally able to get the white goo to cum out!""Thats great, baby." :and mom kisses him on the cheek and a lifetime of sexual problems begins:lmao!I think the first woman I jacked of to was Jane Pauley. We only had basic tv.i think it was alicia silverstone for mehehe Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 lmao!i think it was alicia silverstone for meheherichboy Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 pussy is as pussy does. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 my future?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dloyU83_2Yo...feature=related Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Shia is hosting SNL on Saturday. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Shia is hosting SNL on Saturday. pussy is as pussy does.QFT. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Graudation tonight.Great, I graduated from Community College.I'm fucking cool. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Graudation tonight.Great, I graduated from Community College.I'm fucking cool.Yeah but you did it at 19, thats pretty cool. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 I think the first woman I jacked of to was Jane Pauley. We only had basic tv.I'm trying to remember who my first masturbation inspiration was, I can't remember for sure. It might have been the house sitter my mom hired in the summer when I was like 10, she had nice funbags. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 I'm trying to remember who my first masturbation inspiration was, I can't remember for sure. It might have been the house sitter my mom hired in the summer when I was like 10, she had nice funbags.WTF, you were jerking off at the age of 10? Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 WTF, you were jerking off at the age of 10?It might have been 11...My mom gave me an illustrated book about sex/puberty/other adult stuff when I was like 8. Apparently she didn't want to do the birds and the bees conversation so I had some understanding of what was going on fairly early in life thanks to that book. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 QFT.Livin on a thin line, oooooooooooo, tell me now, what are we supposed to do?Graudation tonight.Great, I graduated from Community College.I'm fucking cool.When you're one stage, do a little air guitar with your diploma. It might have been 11...So you're one of those guys. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 my future?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dloyU83_2Yo...feature=related ill always be your friend It might have been 11...My mom gave me an illustrated book about sex/puberty/other adult stuff when I was like 8. Apparently she didn't want to do the birds and the bees conversation so I had some understanding of what was going on fairly early in life thanks to that book.was it a picture book?with popups? Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 was it a picture book?with popups?Yes, and unless you count the one in my pants, no. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 For Suited.. a couple Deano appearances on Carson..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhu6Kbbp-Eo...feature=relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8HuWfRkDQ...feature=related Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 For anyone...Eva Mendez posing topless in Italian Vogue. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 For anyone...Eva Mendez posing topless in Italian Vogue. i like this oneFor Suited.. a couple Deano appearances on Carson..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhu6Kbbp-Eo...feature=relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8HuWfRkDQ...feature=related not so muchTOP:(jsut bc its been a while) Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Shia is hosting SNL on Saturday.Who is Shia? Is she hot? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Who is Shia? Is she hot?hehe Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 For Suited.. a couple Deano appearances on Carson..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhu6Kbbp-Eo...feature=relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8HuWfRkDQ...feature=related niceeeeeeeeee.Who is Shia? Is she hot?dead to me. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 If there was a smokin hot girl, were talkin a perfect 10, but she was retarded would you have sex with her? Link to post Share on other sites
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