rsmbox 1 Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 ok WTF guys!?hi.we don't post muchyay duct tape Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 we don't post muchTOP that shit! Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I need a woman. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 The Single Greatest Thing I Have Ever Seen Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 The Single Greatest Thing I Have Ever Seen well done sir! Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I need a woman.. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I recently discovered that there are no bigger liars in the world than women filling out there profiles on dating sites. Please if you are gonna post a picture on a dating site profile make it realistic and fairly current. So i meet this woman and she looks nothing like her picture "So, is that really you in the picture on there?" I said akwardly. "Uh huh, yup thats me "she said with a guilty half smile on her face.""Huh cuz you kind of look diffrent." She replied "Yea that picture was taken 8 years ago at my sisters wedding. I had a proffesional make up artist do my make up and had a fancy $200 an hour queer do my hair. I ate only half a cup of rice a day and drank nothing but Crystal light for 6 weeks to fit into that dress." "So you havent had any other pictures taken of you in the last 8 year?" I inquired. "Well I have but I really like that one." So this site has a question called "body type". You can answer thin, athletic, average, a few extra pounds and ****ing hippotamous. You can also choose to put in "perfer not to say" but if you do we know, "****ing hippotamous." If your 5'5" and weigh two and a half bills and answer "a few extra pounds" im sorry your a ****ing liar. If your calfs are so big your pants cant fit over them and answer "a few extra pounds" your a ****ing liar. If i spend 10 minutes sizing you up and trying to figure out in my head the mechanics of actually having sex with you and you answer "a few extra pounds" YOUR A ****ING LIAR!(quick pre-post note: i use the word perusing, please don't read it as "persuing" because that takes a lot away from the sweet vocab usage...you may now proceed...wait, no, i need to preface this by saying i avoid fatties like the plague, and that my current gf is quite thin...ok you may read the good stuff now)in all fairness, no one is going to answer hippopotamus and expect someone to give them any consideration. gotta remember, epic fatties need every edge they can to lure you into their date trap. the entire time your perusing the other profiles searching for the thin/average-bodied girl that says she's looking for some run-of-the-mill jackass to make sweet sweet lovin' to all night long, then make a post-coital sandwich for so he can regain his strength for the upcoming three-way she has planned with her even hotter bi friend who is on her way over, that "few extra pounds" lying ass fatty is at home practicing stuffing full sized cucumbers down her throat so that when she finally does get that poor sap to take her to olive garden and spend a few bucks to sate her raging appetite, she can swallow his member whole for dessert without leaving tooth impressions, and maybe, just maybe he'll think this demonstration of outstanding oral skills would warrant a second buffet-related rendezvous. side note: that may be the longest sentence i have ever written. back to the point: i don't know if i had a point other than if you fall victim to the classic epic fatty "few extra pounds" rope-a-dope routine, and find yourself staring across the table at six empty all can eat buffet plates and a lying ass tub of "hope this guy likes em big" -ness that calls herself "curvy," at least make the best of it and get some good old fashioned "fat girl's have to be good at it" knob slobbery. then give her a fake number, unless she's good enough to feed for head again at a much later date, in which case you need to start working on a good "i've been busy saving dolphins in japan" story that she's gullible or desperate enough to believe. this is the best post i have ever made. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 (quick pre-post note: i use the word perusing, please don't read it as "persuing" because that takes a lot away from the sweet vocab usage...you may now proceed...wait, no, i need to preface this by saying i avoid fatties like the plague, and that my current gf is quite thin...ok you may read the good stuff now)in all fairness, no one is going to answer hippopotamus and expect someone to give them any consideration. gotta remember, epic fatties need every edge they can to lure you into their date trap. the entire time your perusing the other profiles searching for the thin/average-bodied girl that says she's looking for some run-of-the-mill jackass to make sweet sweet lovin' to all night long, then make a post-coital sandwich for so he can regain his strength for the upcoming three-way she has planned with her even hotter bi friend who is on her way over, that "few extra pounds" lying ass fatty is at home practicing stuffing full sized cucumbers down her throat so that when she finally does get that poor sap to take her to olive garden and spend a few bucks to sate her raging appetite, she can swallow his member whole for dessert without leaving tooth impressions, and maybe, just maybe he'll think this demonstration of outstanding oral skills would warrant a second buffet-related rendezvous. side note: that may be the longest sentence i have ever written. back to the point: i don't know if i had a point other than if you fall victim to the classic epic fatty "few extra pounds" rope-a-dope routine, and find yourself staring across the table at six empty all can eat buffet plates and a lying ass tub of "hope this guy likes em big" -ness that calls herself "curvy," at least make the best of it and get some good old fashioned "fat girl's have to be good at it" knob slobbery. then give her a fake number, unless she's good enough to feed for head again at a much later date, in which case you need to start working on a good "i've been busy saving dolphins in japan" story that she's gullible or desperate enough to believe. this is the best post i have ever made.I heard that "fat girls have to be good at knob slobbey" is a urban myth started by a guy who got one from a blind fat girl with no teeth who thought she was at a hot dog eating contest. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I heard that "fat girls have to be good at knob slobbey" is a urban myth started by a guy who got one from a blind fat girl with no teeth who thought she was at a hot dog eating contest.one of my former roommates is married to a "few extra pounds" rotund woman. when they were dating, they broke up about 20 different times. each time, he would head to the bar to pick up a skank, and most every single time, would come home with a large girl. one day after his "date" waddled out my front door, i asked him why in the hell he likes the big girls, i mean, the guy can do better after all. he tells me that with all the women he's been with (and yes, it's a lot), the big girls always give so much better head. to this day he maintains that the main reason he married his wife despite their constant fighting is that her oral skills are top-notch. maybe it isn't all of the fatties, but the ones that wanna land themselves a man will sure as hell try their damnedest to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Sup bitches? Hope everything is good with all of you! Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 i'm looking for a term, and hopefully someone has more time on their hands to research it than i do. basically i'm trying to find a word that describes believeing that there is a god, but that he just doesn't care. like, believing that there is some all-powerful being, but not believing that this power really gives a damn about people's everyday life. so not really believing in god in a biblical sense. and it isn't agnostic, because that's just not believing that you can prove or disprove the existence of god.this is probably a terrible place to ask for help, but w/e, i don't care enough to look elsewhere. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 i'm looking for a term, and hopefully someone has more time on their hands to research it than i do. basically i'm trying to find a word that describes believeing that there is a god, but that he just doesn't care. like, believing that there is some all-powerful being, but not believing that this power really gives a damn about people's everyday life. so not really believing in god in a biblical sense. and it isn't agnostic, because that's just not believing that you can prove or disprove the existence of god.this is probably a terrible place to ask for help, but w/e, i don't care enough to look elsewhere.sounds epicurean to me.from wiki:"Epicureanism emphasizes the neutrality of the gods, that they do not interfere with human lives." Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 sounds epicurean to me.from wiki:"Epicureanism emphasizes the neutrality of the gods, that they do not interfere with human lives."solid. way to be on top of things hank. go pick yourself up somethin' nice.i'm really high right now...that made sense to me in ways you wouldn't even understand. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 RSM, your signature referee is epic. Reminds me of the old days around here. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 Just wow!!!6 months to proceed from page 2000 to 2005. That's 200 posts just to get to page 2005 from 2000.I hate to say it, but we'd be best off closing it up. We had a very good run, but like what most of us have already done...it's time to move on.Ironically, the above post was made 5 years to the day after The Hideout was created.Long live my baby! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Ironically, the above post was made 5 years to the day after The Hideout was created.Long live my baby!weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 5 years (and change) since The Hideout began. Time to reflect...SINCE THE HIDEOUT BEGAN, I.......have moved five times...lived in Vegas from October 2007 to January 2008...worked in three different jobs before starting my own business in 2007...got fired from one of those jobs for spending too much time on a certain poker site (LOL THIS ONE)...have lost at least $1500 or more on PokerStars, and a few hundred on UB...bought a new car, which I have now owned for 3 1/2 years...lost a good portion of my hair...have gained considerable weight...fought with an addiction...had my brother go missing three separate times...saw my brother get sentenced to significant time in jail...continuously wonder why I stopped posting, and promise myself all the time that I will start posting again...have always missed the friends I made on this site...have found out that I am WAY better at selling tickets than I ever was at playing pokerI could do more - but I will let someone else spill their shit... good to be back, for now! Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 solid. way to be on top of things hank. go pick yourself up somethin' nice.i'm really high right now...that made sense to me in ways you wouldn't even understand.No problem, friend-o. How's your mind, blown?Yes I'm mixing movie quotes, everything worth saying has already been said. piss off.5 years (and change) since The Hideout began. Time to reflect...SINCE THE HIDEOUT BEGAN, I.......have moved five times...lived in Vegas from October 2007 to January 2008...worked in three different jobs before starting my own business in 2007...got fired from one of those jobs for spending too much time on a certain poker site (LOL THIS ONE)...have lost at least $1500 or more on PokerStars, and a few hundred on UB...bought a new car, which I have now owned for 3 1/2 years...lost a good portion of my hair...have gained considerable weight...fought with an addiction...had my brother go missing three separate times...saw my brother get sentenced to significant time in jail...continuously wonder why I stopped posting, and promise myself all the time that I will start posting again...have always missed the friends I made on this site...have found out that I am WAY better at selling tickets than I ever was at playing pokerI could do more - but I will let someone else spill their shit... good to be back, for now!Hmmm, 5 years gone. Let's see:Finally received a Bachelor's degree.Grandma died.Inherited a share of a commercial property in Denver along with Dad and Aunt.Went insane trying to get Grandpa to understand commercial realty. Got sanity back and sold the building.Became 100% debt free.Been to Vegas a few times, including once in July and still want to move to the southwest.Quit playing poker pretty much altogether and then started back up again after a year or so. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 this game looks fun...also welcome back homie SINCE THE HIDEOUT BEGAN, I.......lost the job i had when we started...lost my soul working at the casino (where i still am)...lost most of my hair...lost both grandparents...lost the woman of my dreams to an illegal immigrant from venezuela...lost 60 pounds...gained 40 back...bought a house...went back to schoolsadly that's all i can think of...my life is, and always has been incredibly uneventfully boring Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Tha pay sucks but they have a good benefits package. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Tha pay sucks but they have a good benefits package.hahaha Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 5 years (and change) since The Hideout began. Time to reflect...SINCE THE HIDEOUT BEGAN, I.......have moved five times...lived in Vegas from October 2007 to January 2008...worked in three different jobs before starting my own business in 2007...got fired from one of those jobs for spending too much time on a certain poker site (LOL THIS ONE)...have lost at least $1500 or more on PokerStars, and a few hundred on UB...bought a new car, which I have now owned for 3 1/2 years...lost a good portion of my hair...have gained considerable weight...fought with an addiction...had my brother go missing three separate times...saw my brother get sentenced to significant time in jail...continuously wonder why I stopped posting, and promise myself all the time that I will start posting again...have always missed the friends I made on this site...have found out that I am WAY better at selling tickets than I ever was at playing pokerI could do more - but I will let someone else spill their shit... good to be back, for now!--Have moved 7 times--Quit poker (3 years now)--Have been bitten by a stripper or two--Gotten engaged--Have been to Korea, if donations come in in time, I'll be gone on a mission trip there this summer--Have a gray hair, wtf I'm 26.--Have been working the same job for 3.5 years--Am one year away from getting my Bachelors, after having dropped out in 2004 to pursue poker. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 why not.... heres what happened to me since the hideout started..lost 210 lbsstarted my own businessalmost fully gray at the age of 25was engaged for a short whilebought a new car that now has 30k miles on itpaid off all my debt (40k+)won two MTTs at garden cityplayed in a WSOP event. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 my life since the Hideout...-started masturbating much more...up to 40 times a day-first time into the hospital for extreme pubic skin decomposition-first skin graft-nympho rehab-delivered pizza for a week-second skin graft-started going to local baseball games-dated a baseball mom-third skin graft- Link to post Share on other sites
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