grocery_mony 8 Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 kinda looks like a dude Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 kinda looks like a dudehe's never looked better. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 he's never looked better.3-way? for old times sake? Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Yea.... so what if I'm drunk! blow me Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Well, I missed Party 2000. That aside what's up bitches? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Well, I missed Party 2000. That aside what's up bitches?i just got up Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted August 13, 2010 Author Share Posted August 13, 2010 In the last few months, I have played quite a bit more online poker than usual. Gets my mind off work, I guess. Anyway, here is what may be the one of the most surreal hands I have ever played (from UltimateBet, I am TONYFOXTROT)Stage #315203120 Tourney ID 5683380 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 100 - 2010-08-12 20:09:06 (ET)Table: 43 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealerSeat 1 - FSTYFNGRTPS (2,790 in chips)Seat 2 - NEED_CHIPS4 (987 in chips)Seat 3 - A_CLASSYLADY (3,650 in chips)Seat 4 - SUSIEQUE (3,235 in chips)Seat 5 - PVRAM (2,833 in chips)Seat 6 - STEADYSHAKES (1,174 in chips)Seat 7 - JUICEGUY (3,292 in chips)Seat 8 - TONYFOXTROT (2,659 in chips)Seat 9 - LUNATIME (2,190 in chips)JUICEGUY - Posts small blind 50TONYFOXTROT - Posts big blind 100*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to TONYFOXTROT [Kh Kd]LUNATIME - Raises 350 to 350FSTYFNGRTPS - FoldsNEED_CHIPS4 - FoldsA_CLASSYLADY - FoldsSUSIEQUE - FoldsPVRAM - FoldsSTEADYSHAKES - FoldsJUICEGUY - Raises 550 to 600TONYFOXTROT - All-In(Raise) 2,559 to 2,659LUNATIME - All-In 1,840JUICEGUY - Calls 2,059*** FLOP *** [5d Ks 3s]*** TURN *** [5d Ks 3s] [Ac]*** RIVER *** [5d Ks 3s Ac] [Kc]*** SHOW DOWN ***JUICEGUY - Shows [Ah Ad] (Full house, aces full of kings)TONYFOXTROT - Shows [Kh Kd] (Four of a kind, kings)LUNATIME - Shows [10d 10s] (Two Pair, kings and tens)TONYFOXTROT Collects 938 from side pot-1TONYFOXTROT Collects 6,570 from main potTONYFOXTROT Collects Bounty Prize of $1*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot(7,508:6,570,938)Board [5d Ks 3s Ac Kc]Seat 1: FSTYFNGRTPS Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 2: NEED_CHIPS4 Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: A_CLASSYLADY Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: SUSIEQUE Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 5: PVRAM Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 6: STEADYSHAKES (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 7: JUICEGUY (small blind) HI:lost with Full house, aces full of kings [Ah Ad - P:Ah,P:Ad,B:Ac,B:Ks,B:Kc]Seat 8: TONYFOXTROT (big blind) won Total (7,508) All-In HI:(7,508) with Four of a kind, kings [Kh Kd - B:Ks,P:Kh,P:Kd,B:Kc,B:Ac] BOUNTY awarded: ($1)Seat 9: LUNATIME HI:lost with Two Pair, kings and tens [10d 10s - B:Ks,B:Kc,P:10s,P:10d,B:Ac] Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 today around 3 i took a much need dump. when i finished i stood up to admire my work and alas the finished product was not only about 14 inches in total uncut length, but had formed the pefect checkmark! it was glorious!like, if i was in a contest for the longest piece of shit, then i would have put a checkmark in the box next to "i win"and not just with a pen, but with shit! Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 today around 3 i took a much need dump. when i finished i stood up to admire my work and alas the finished product was not only about 14 inches in total uncut length, but had formed the pefect checkmark! it was glorious!like, if i was in a contest for the longest piece of shit, then i would have put a checkmark in the box next to "i win"and not just with a pen, but with shit!Life is glorious to have a decent crap lol, get well my friend and out of the place soon love ya, get better fast Link to post Share on other sites
WordsOfTheProphet 0 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 today around 3 i took a much need dump. when i finished i stood up to admire my work and alas the finished product was not only about 14 inches in total uncut length, but had formed the pefect checkmark! it was glorious!like, if i was in a contest for the longest piece of shit, then i would have put a checkmark in the box next to "i win"and not just with a pen, but with shit!Picture or it didn't happen! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Picture or it didn't happen!i know thats you, you goddamn street rat. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 i feel like chrozzohi Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 i feel like chrozzohifeels pretty good, huh? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Well I woke up thinking I was on life support and had a weird dream about somebody stealing my car then hiring a lawyer who met me at my aunt's house and turned out it was one of the culprits impersonating a lawyer to rub salt in the wound by telling me I'll never get my car back. I then punched him, and turned on my aunt's stove and set his face on fire.The weirdest part of this dream was...I was dating a white girl.Never. Drinking. Again. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Well I woke up thinking I was on life support and had a weird dream about somebody stealing my car then hiring a lawyer who met me at my aunt's house and turned out it was one of the culprits impersonating a lawyer to rub salt in the wound by telling me I'll never get my car back. I then punched him, and turned on my aunt's stove and set his face on fire.The weirdest part of this dream was...I was dating a white girl.Never. Drinking. Again.Wait... what?Dating a white girl is weird?What are you? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Wait... what?Dating a white girl is weird?What are you?Racist against my own kind.Yeah, that means you whitey.As proof: Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 You better top that honkey.lazy cracker Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 You better top that honkey.lazy crackerfur shizzle, my hizzle slippizzle wizzle sizzleishnizzle! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 what happened? i blacked out... Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 what happened? i blacked out...Too many izzles.Happens to us all. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Too many izzles.Happens to us all.I approve of this message.And topped. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I approve of this message.And topped.siiiiiiigh...asian women.....me likey! Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 siiiiiiigh...asian women.....me likey!the latter's butt just doesn't quit. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 You won extra starch?Beef and brocry?You buy....chop chop.How many donuts you won?Special no come with tea. Tea cost extra. You won?Me love you long time...boom boom. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 You won extra starch?Beef and brocry?You buy....chop chop.How many donuts you won?Special no come with tea. Tea cost extra. You won?Me love you long time...boom boom.i think you pretty much nailed it Link to post Share on other sites
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