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i dont know if it is really profanity, but my favorite phrase ever is "getting some stanky on my hangdown", as in, "i need to get a hooker so i can get some stanky on my hangdown"

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I think both "slit" and "gash" are underused. Most women are pretty unflappable when it comes to vaginal euphemisms, but using "slit" or "gash" makes most all women cringe, sooner or later. "Slit" especially.I've been using "cocktooth" for some time now, and I think one of my friends invented it. It's just nonsense, but it's funny.I was real pissed at my mom once in highschool, and I referred to her as "bitchtits." That kinda stuck, and among my friends that's her nickname.Whenever I'm tring to get under a buddy's skin, I end up calling him "babydick" sooner or later, but that's not obscure, really. I gotta go to a basketball game, but I've got more somewhere.Wang

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I think both "slit" and "gash" are underused.  Most women are pretty unflappable when it comes to vaginal euphemisms, but using "slit" or "gash" makes most all women cringe, sooner or later.  "Slit" especially.I've been using "cocktooth" for some time now, and I think one of my friends invented it.  It's just nonsense, but it's funny.I was real pissed at my mom once in highschool, and I referred to her as "bitchtits."  That kinda stuck, and among my friends that's her nickname.Whenever I'm tring to get under a buddy's skin, I end up calling him "babydick" sooner or later, but that's not obscure, really.  I gotta go to a basketball game, but I've got more somewhere.Wang
You left out “Hatchet-wound” and less common “Hairy, hairy hatchet-wound”
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