THE_ANDYAA 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I can only find a calculator in my junk drawer, and it's not helping me open up this bottle of beer! Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Use a lighter. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Use a lighter.Or your teeth.Or the inside of your elbow.Or the edge of a counter. Or your sphincter.I've seen it all. Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Use a lighter.Or your teeth.Or the inside of your elbow.Or the edge of a counter. Or your sphincter.I've seen it all.probably the easiest, though it may leave a mark on the counter Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 on a side note, I've seen a guy open a twist off with his penis....no lie. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 on a side note, I've seen a guy open a twist off with his penis....no lie.Gayest. Quote. Ever. Seriously, you should be embarrassed cause I've seen a bunch of gay stuff on this forum before, and this tops them all. Ewww. *shudders visibly* Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 on a side note, I've seen a guy open a twist off with his penis....no lie.Gayest. Quote. Ever. Seriously, you should be embarrassed cause I've seen a bunch of gay stuff on this forum before, and this tops them all. Ewww. *shudders visibly*Hey, I only speak truth....Apparently the guy doesn't handle alcohol very well. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 on a side note, I've seen a guy open a twist off with his penis....no lie.Gayest. Quote. Ever. Seriously, you should be embarrassed cause I've seen a bunch of gay stuff on this forum before, and this tops them all. Ewww. *shudders visibly*Hey, I only speak truth....Apparently the guy doesn't handle alcohol very well.Apparently you don't handle not staring at other men's exposed genetalia very well. Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 on a side note, I've seen a guy open a twist off with his penis....no lie.Gayest. Quote. Ever. Seriously, you should be embarrassed cause I've seen a bunch of gay stuff on this forum before, and this tops them all. Ewww. *shudders visibly*Hey, I only speak truth....Apparently the guy doesn't handle alcohol very well.Apparently you don't handle not staring at other men's exposed genetalia very well.I found it pretty funny, a certain line from "There's Something About Mary" comes to mind Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 on a side note, I've seen a guy open a twist off with his penis....no lie.Gayest. Quote. Ever. Seriously, you should be embarrassed cause I've seen a bunch of gay stuff on this forum before, and this tops them all. Ewww. *shudders visibly*Hey, I only speak truth....Apparently the guy doesn't handle alcohol very well.Apparently you don't handle not staring at other men's exposed genetalia very well.This made me laugh out loud. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 the topic of this post sounds similar to mine except...mine kinda goes like this...WAAAaaaaa-Paaaaaaa-PAAAaaa-Poooooooo(pew) Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 the topic of this post sounds similar to mine except...mine kinda goes like this...WAAAaaaaa-Paaaaaaa-PAAAaaa-Poooooooo(pew)I don't know what that means, but it made me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 on a side note, I've seen a guy open a twist off with his penis....no lie.Gayest. Quote. Ever. Seriously, you should be embarrassed cause I've seen a bunch of gay stuff on this forum before, and this tops them all. Ewww. *shudders visibly*Hey, I only speak truth....Apparently the guy doesn't handle alcohol very well.Apparently you don't handle not staring at other men's exposed genetalia very well.This made me laugh out loud.Thanks. I enjoyed your joke about opening the bottle with your anus as well. It was funny because it wasn't true. *hint hint* Nell789, I'm talking to you. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 on a side note, I've seen a guy open a twist off with his penis....no lie.Gayest. Quote. Ever. Seriously, you should be embarrassed cause I've seen a bunch of gay stuff on this forum before, and this tops them all. Ewww. *shudders visibly*Hey, I only speak truth....Apparently the guy doesn't handle alcohol very well.Apparently you don't handle not staring at other men's exposed genetalia very well.This made me laugh out loud.Thanks. I enjoyed your joke about opening the bottle with your anus as well. It was funny because it wasn't true. *hint hint* Nell789, I'm talking to you.Hah! Good call. Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Alright, alright, I'll save the bloody penis stories for a different time.but I mean come on, the guy cut his dick opening a beer bottle, That's some quality physical comedy. Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Alright, alright, I'll save the bloody penis stories for never FMP Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Alright, alright, I'll save the bloody penis stories for a different time.but I mean come on, the guy cut his dick opening a beer bottle, That's some quality physical comedy.This makes me nauseous...and I don't know if it's the blood penis part, or the fact that you watched the whole thing. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Alright, alright, I'll save the bloody penis stories for never FMPGood fix. I was just about to do that for you. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Bloody penises are -ev, always Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Bloody penises are -ev, always Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 it didn't click in my head that he cut his shlong until you said it..i just thought you were homo..now i think you're a sick twisted homo.. Link to post Share on other sites
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