Dirtydutch 8 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Proof. I love Stumble. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Fact One - God is LoveFact Two - Love is BlindConclusion? Ray Charles is God. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Proof. I love Stumble.LOL I actually really like this. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Proof. I love Stumble.Dear Dirtydutch, Oh my god, I loved that joke!! Well...maybe it's not really a joke..but whatever, I loved it anyways. So creative..and refreshingly original. Man..keep more of that "fresh" comedy coming my way. Signed, 1993. Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainObvious 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Dear KowboyKooptard,After reading your post, I came to this conclusion. It's good to know that they allow mentally handicapped people to use the internet, certainly cuts down on the amount of time they put objects in their ass, thus cutting down on anal reconstructive surgery.Sincerely,Captain Obvious Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Dear KowboyKooptard,After reading your post, I came to this conclusion. It's good to know that they allow mentally handicapped people to use the internet, certainly cuts down on the amount of time they put objects in their ass, thus cutting down on anal reconstructive surgery.Sincerely,Captain ObviousActually, I can post on this internet forum AND put multiple objects in my ass at the same time. SO EAT THAT NANCY-BOY!!! Link to post Share on other sites
FlopsyMcNutz 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Dear KowboyKooptard,After reading your post, I came to this conclusion. It's good to know that they allow mentally handicapped people to use the internet, certainly cuts down on the amount of time they put objects in their ass, thus cutting down on anal reconstructive surgery.Sincerely,Captain ObviousActually, I can post on this internet forum AND put multiple objects in my ass at the same time. SO EAT THAT NANCY-BOY!!!But can you post on this internet forum with your head up your ass? Oh, wait...the answer to that is obvious... Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I fully expected this to be a post by theredpill, but I've been presently surprised. Link to post Share on other sites
Longshanks 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I gotta admit it, koop pwned dutch with that 1993 remark Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 That's just what I needed before going to bed, a little humor. G'night y'all. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 That's just what I needed before going to bed, a little humor. G'night y'all.g'night, keep your hands above the covers :-) Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted January 21, 2006 Author Share Posted January 21, 2006 Proof. I love Stumble.Dear Dirtydutch, Oh my god, I loved that joke!! Well...maybe it's not really a joke..but whatever, I loved it anyways. So creative..and refreshingly original. Man..keep more of that "fresh" comedy coming my way. Signed, 1993.My only defense is that in 93, I was, like, 7, I hadn't seen this until two minutes before I posted this. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Proof. I love Stumble.Dear Dirtydutch, Oh my god, I loved that joke!! Well...maybe it's not really a joke..but whatever, I loved it anyways. So creative..and refreshingly original. Man..keep more of that "fresh" comedy coming my way. Signed, 1993.My only defense is that in 93, I was, like, 7, I hadn't seen this until two minutes before I posted this.I forgive you. Link to post Share on other sites
bearshadoe 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Okay if money is the root of all evil and girls require money and are therefor evil. Now what do you say to the fact that not all girls require money which would make said for statement false? Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Okay if money is the root of all evil and girls require money and are therefor evil. Now what do you say to the fact that not all girls require money which would make said for statement false?All girls require money. I DARE you to take a girl on a first date and make her pay for herself. You won't be getting any that night...that's for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
*Lone*Trout* 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 meh! Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Girls are rigged. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Okay if money is the root of all evil and girls require money and are therefor evil. Now what do you say to the fact that not all girls require money which would make said for statement false?All girls require money. I DARE you to take a girl on a first date and make her pay for herself. You won't be getting any that night...that's for sure.I think she's heterosexual Koop Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Okay if money is the root of all evil and girls require money and are therefor evil. Now what do you say to the fact that not all girls require money which would make said for statement false?All girls require money. I DARE you to take a girl on a first date and make her pay for herself. You won't be getting any that night...that's for sure.I think she's heterosexual KoopMy dare was to everyone/anyone in general who thinks that..not just her. Link to post Share on other sites
bearshadoe 0 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 No money just does not matter to me. Could care less if you had a million dollars or only two pennies to your name. It is what is in your heart that matters most. The last man I dated thought he should pay for everything, which by the way I hated. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 No money just does not matter to me. Could care less if you had a million dollars or only two pennies to your name. It is what is in your heart that matters most. The last man I dated thought he should pay for everything, which by the way I hated.There needs to be more of your kind in this world.Do you have access to any sort of cloning technology? Link to post Share on other sites
bearshadoe 0 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 more than one of me in this world might be scary. Besides I like being a one in a million person. :roll: Thanks for the compliment though. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 No money just does not matter to me. Could care less if you had a million dollars or only two pennies to your name. It is what is in your heart that matters most. The last man I dated thought he should pay for everything, which by the way I hated.So... whatsha doin tonight? Link to post Share on other sites
robert f 0 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Okay if money is the root of all evil and girls require money and are therefor evil. Now what do you say to the fact that not all girls require money which would make said for statement false?Do you still believe in Santa Clause???? Link to post Share on other sites
bearshadoe 0 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 No never actually believed in Santa Claus. But do believe in Leprachauns and Fairies though. Go ahead and laugh all you want at me but at least I was brought up properly. Besides I just have very high standards and men who think they can buy you are very low on my list. But what else would you expect from a poet? Link to post Share on other sites
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