GoStags92 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I thought I smelled cabbage.Austin Powers in Goldmember"Put some extra mozzarella on that motherf*cker and sh*t" Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Do the right ThingNow O-Dog was the craziest nig ga alive. America's nightmare. Young, black, and didn't give a fu ck. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Do the right ThingNow O-Dog was the craziest nig ga alive. America's nightmare. Young, black, and didn't give a fu ck.Menace II Society "Hi, I'm Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them." Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 "Hi, I'm Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them."jackass?Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips Link to post Share on other sites
sharkbite 0 Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whipsBlues BrothersTom is the one who saw you at Susan's. He's known about you all along, isn't that right? We do know what that means. If Commander Farrell is the man who was with Miss Atwell, then Commander Farrell is the man who killed Miss Atwell. And we know that the man who killed Miss Atwell is Yuri. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 No way out"greatness courts failure" Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 No way out"greatness courts failure"Tin Cup "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. " Link to post Share on other sites
TheCorporation3 0 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Tin Cup "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. "Star Wars - A New Hope"Put a lid on her turkish, before she gets bit." Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Star Wars - A New Hope"Put a lid on her turkish, before she gets bit."Snatch.You have to get back at Kent. It's a moral imperative. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 real geniusyou know i can't think of anything finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun Link to post Share on other sites
TheCorporation3 0 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 real geniusyou know i can't think of anything finer than a fine naked woman holding a gunThe Whole Nine Yards"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Monty Python and the Holy GrailOkay, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy low. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are saying, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! And my wife ain't gonna f... my wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!" So they're panicking right now, they're screaming "SELL! SELL!" to get out before the price keeps dropping. They're panicking out there right now, I can feel it. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Monty Python and the Holy GrailOkay, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy low. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are saying, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! And my wife ain't gonna f... my wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!" So they're panicking right now, they're screaming "SELL! SELL!" to get out before the price keeps dropping. They're panicking out there right now, I can feel it.Trading PlacesCan I have some silverware? There was no silverware in medievel times therefore there is no silverware AT Medievel Times, would you like a refill on your Pepsi? There was no silverware, but there was Pepsi?Dude, I got a lot of tables. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 cable guyWhite boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my *** whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his *** whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar. Link to post Share on other sites
TheCorporation3 0 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 cable guyWhite boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my *** whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his *** whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.I love that movie, Bowfinger.-"Is he good?"-"Oh he's better than good, he's a fucking liability." Link to post Share on other sites
TheCorporation3 0 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 BUMP!? No one knows mine? Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 i don't Link to post Share on other sites
TheCorporation3 0 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 i don'tOk, I will do another one from the same movie then..."Too late, too late, will be the cry, when the man with the bargain has passed you by." Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 been meaning to see that - saw the follow up and had a tough time with the accentsbrad pitt was excellent though Link to post Share on other sites
TheCorporation3 0 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 been meaning to see that - saw the follow up and had a tough time with the accentsbrad pitt was excellent though? Are you talking about Snatch? Yes, that movie was great, but my quote wasn't from Snatch. I'm confused, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 re read i said i hadnt seen yours but saw the follow up - snatch heh Link to post Share on other sites
TheCorporation3 0 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 re read i said i hadnt seen yours but saw the follow up - snatch hehBut then if you haven't seen it then how do you know which movie it is from? Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 google - i don't answer if i don't know it but sometimes i'm curious Link to post Share on other sites
starfit 0 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (searched for it)"I love you." "I know." Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 empire strikes backIt's not our way.It's my way. Link to post Share on other sites
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