Yoda 1 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I just wanted to say there is no chance in hell showstop doesn't google most of these just to up his post count. It's sad really and defeats the purpose of the game. Ok bye. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I just wanted to say there is no chance in hell showstop doesn't google most of these just to up his post count. It's sad really and defeats the purpose of the game. Ok bye.I actually know most of them. Sometimes if the thread is on the third or fourth page I cheat to bring it back to the first page. Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 Caddyshack"Jewish hey?""He slipped..he was new and he missed""Guards!"History of the World, Part 1Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?That wasn't true. Made it up. Shouldn't have done that. Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
BellaireDrew 2 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 History of the World, Part 1Shawn of the Dead"Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, "I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on my head." And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life." Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Shawn of the Dead"Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, "I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on my head." And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life."Matchstick Men? Link to post Share on other sites
GoCryWolfe 0 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Matchstick Men?Yes, you're right.Since it's been two days and you haven't posted a new one, here ya go:You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good. Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Yes, you're right.Since it's been two days and you haven't posted a new one, here ya go:Men in BlackPerson 1: Your first husband also disappeared. Person 2: That was his job. He was an illusionist. Person 1: But he never reappeared. Person 2: He wasn't a very good illusionist. Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Men in BlackPerson 1: Your first husband also disappeared. Person 2: That was his job. He was an illusionist. Person 1: But he never reappeared. Person 2: He wasn't a very good illusionist.Clue (wow I haven't seen that in a long time).Person 1: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke? Person 2: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you. Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Go **** yourselves. This is one of my favorite movies btw. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Clue (wow I haven't seen that in a long time).Person 1: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke? Person 2: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you. Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Go **** yourselves. This is one of my favorite movies btw.Catch Me If You Can-great movie no doubt."All that you've done is taken God's oldest killing machine and given it will and desire. What you've done is knocked us all the way to the bottom of the goddamn food chain. It's not a great leap forward in my book." Link to post Share on other sites
Vertigo 0 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I was thinking Jaws...but it's Deep Blue Sea."Cook me up some grits wit dem links I'm hungrier than a mo'phucka!" Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 I was thinking Jaws...but it's Deep Blue Sea."Cook me up some grits wit dem links I'm hungrier than a mo'phucka!"Don't know. I even cheated and I couldn't find out where the quote is from."He's doing more with one testicle than you and I could do with three!" Link to post Share on other sites
BellaireDrew 2 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Don't know. I even cheated and I couldn't find out where the quote is from."He's doing more with one testicle than you and I could do with three!"You, Me and Dupree Guy 1: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?Guy 2: A picture of me?Guy 1: No! The definition of idiot. Which you ****ing are! Link to post Share on other sites
Jargonator 0 Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 You, Me and Dupree Guy 1: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?Guy 2: A picture of me?Guy 1: No! The definition of idiot. Which you ****ing are!Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"The problem in the past has been the man turning us against one another. We have been unable to see the truth, because we have fighting for ten square feet of ground, our turf, our little piece of turf. That's crap, brothers! The turf is ours by right, because it's our turn. All we have to do is keep up the general truce. We take over one borough at a time. Secure our territory... secure our turf... because it's all our turf!" Link to post Share on other sites
GoCryWolfe 0 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"The problem in the past has been the man turning us against one another. We have been unable to see the truth, because we have fighting for ten square feet of ground, our turf, our little piece of turf. That's crap, brothers! The turf is ours by right, because it's our turn. All we have to do is keep up the general truce. We take over one borough at a time. Secure our territory... secure our turf... because it's all our turf!"The Warriors."Get some rest Pam, you look tired." Link to post Share on other sites
Jargonator 0 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 The Warriors."Get some rest Pam, you look tired."The Bourne Supremacy'NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME TROOPER BOY! We got a swamp full of Black Russians travelling fast enough to beat the band down here.' Link to post Share on other sites
GoStags92 0 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 The Bourne Supremacy'NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME TROOPER BOY! We got a swamp full of Black Russians travelling fast enough to beat the band down here.'Live and Let Die"The coppers blamed me for every little thing out here, and I mean every little fuckin' thing. If a guy fuckin' slipped on a fuckin' banana peel, they blamed me." Link to post Share on other sites
Vertigo 0 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Don't know. I even cheated and I couldn't find out where the quote is from."He's doing more with one testicle than you and I could do with three!"Nobody got it?! Ok, well I admit I think I was a tiny bit off with the wording, but if you knew it, you'd know what I'm referring to. It was Menace II Society. Link to post Share on other sites
Jargonator 0 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Live and Let Die"The coppers blamed me for every little thing out here, and I mean every little fuckin' thing. If a guy fuckin' slipped on a fuckin' banana peel, they blamed me."Casino"You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god!" Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Casino"You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god!"Clockwork Orange.New one:"I don't want to die. And your men don't want to die, and these people certainly don't wan to to die. It's a shame you're in such a hurry to." Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Clockwork Orange.New one:"I don't want to die. And your men don't want to die, and these people certainly don't wan to to die. It's a shame you're in such a hurry to." Stargate...good movie."Just run out there in your boxers and make noises like a bird. It will distract him, I knot it, it would distract me." Link to post Share on other sites
Vertigo 0 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Stargate...good movie."Just run out there in your boxers and make noises like a bird. It will distract him, I knot it, it would distract me."LOL, Lethal Weapon 4?? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 LOL, Lethal Weapon 4??yessir Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 LOL, Lethal Weapon 4??You need to put a new one when you guess the old one. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 You need to put a new one when you guess the old one.I don't know what movie your quote is from (sw). Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 From one of my favorite scenes of one of my favorite movies:You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed? Link to post Share on other sites
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