flash420 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 So i stay in last night because i wanted to log a few hours online playing some poker while my roommate went out with some of the guys. He comes home around 3 am and is hammered. Right on, good job! Too bad i missed a good time. About 15 minutes after he got home, i hear a bunch of banging around and grunting noises. It sounded like he was puking in the hall so i went to see. I got to the hall and the bathroom door was wide open and he was squating over the floor with his pants around his ankles. I turned and went back into my room while being like, " are you alright man?" He said everything was fine and that was that. About 30 minutes later i go to take a piss and I walk into the bathroom and there is piss and crap everywhere, even tracked through the house. I was disgusted and went and pissed off the balcony. He didn't even know what had happened. When I told him he was amazed and confused. When he saw it he was even more confused because he didn't remember. He cleaned it all up this morning right away completely disgusted with himself, but what the hell. Something to laugh about i guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Incubus77546 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Funny Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 it's only funny because it didn't happen in my house Link to post Share on other sites
dreamcaster 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 At least he was cool and cleaned it up promptly.Story would have been better if you learn how to bypass the swear filter. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 it's only funny because it didn't happen in my house Link to post Share on other sites
flash420 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Author Share Posted January 14, 2006 At least he was cool and cleaned it up promptly.Story would have been better if you learn how to bypass the swear filter. sorry i didn't think that they would censor the word p-i-s-s Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafs 142 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 piss Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 it's only funny because it didn't happen in my house Link to post Share on other sites
MDXS 0 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Funny and disgusting are not mutually exclusive. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Funny and disgusting are not mutually exclusive.Well said. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 it's only funny because it didn't happen in my house Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 my friend bonged his own urine one time. funny and disgusting. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 it's only funny because it didn't happen in my house Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Story would have been better if you learn how to bypass the swear filter.Agreed. Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Wrecked 0 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 my friend bonged his own urine one time. funny and disgusting.Disgusting, not funny Link to post Share on other sites
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