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This probably goes right up there with...- the time someone randomly started a rumor about "how well hung Derek is" in highschool that spread like a wildfire despite it's absolute untruth.- the time my partner and I randomly swept 3 ballots from the consensus- best Policy Debate team in the state- ruining their chances at a second straight state title- by successfully arguing that William Rehnquist is near death.- the time I censored off James Woods at the Bellagio in Vegas because I kept insisting I knew him from somewhere, yet refuting his claim that he's James Woods, because "James Woods is so much more arrogant than you are." - the time I got a girl to make out with me in the closet because I convinced her I was Baptist, then got caught making out with her friend 3 hours later after convincing her I was Jewish.... on the list of "Extemely Unexpected, yet Ultimately Sweet Things that are Totally Unexpected and Sweet."I rule.Shimmering Wang
Bump because this is the funniest thing I've seen in days.
to slow son
Don't sass me.
ya well thats your opinion
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Wow, I just saw this thread. Wang is my hero. He has the greatest stories.

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All this appreciation is unwarranted. Scratch that.ANY appreciation is unwarranted.Here's a rundown of my day:330PM- Awake, groggy.331PM- Smoke cigarette in bed332PM- Fall back asleep4PM- Awake, groggy5PM- Listen to messages, including 3 from girl I was supposed to meet for lunch at 2, the final one threatening castration if she ever sees me again without properly apologizing. Note: avoid crazy bitch until I buy her flowrs or chocolates.505PM- That reminds me! I haven't given the ole' sequoia grove a once over in a while! Let's get out the shears and razor!515PM- Finally stop the bleeding from right testicle. No, the appropriateness is not lost on me6PM- Spill coffee all over new shirt and jeans605PM- Spill coffee all over second pair of shirt and jeans. Break coffee machine8PM- Go to Meijer...I just stopped to pick up a half-gallon I owed a neighbor, and decided to pick up some sleeping pills while I was there. When I walked to the drug aisle, I saw this awesome bottle of 500 Tylenol PM geltabls mismarked at 9.99, so I snagged it.I was listening to a song by the Unicorns on my iPod and singing along, and the cashier heard me say "I'm ready to die." Then she looked at the big jug of vodka.Then she looked at 500 Tylenol PMs.She told me, "Nothing could be that bad, son.""You're not gonna sell me both of these, are you? No? Well, now I'm really gonna need that booze..."820PM- I drop the glass half-gallon, and it shatters. 10PM- Episodes of 24 I TiVoed are gone, somehow. I am enraged. I watch TV all night, praying for day to end.Wang

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I think there needs to be a Breathalyzer test to start posting, similar to how some people need to blow before starting their car.
I've been known to DAP (drink and post) a few times...We need a designated poster
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Lol. I missed this thread over the weekend.I think this is the funniest thing in the thread:I was really drunk, and made fun of James Woods all night, then challenged David Sklansy to a H/U 10/20 game.He declined

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Also, Wang, we've gotta hang out, dude. I think you might be my alter-ego or something. You should seriously come down for an FCP Midwest event. Or you should just head down to the Chi to catch some live music.

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Hey Wang I like you. You make me smile. I don't know about Kdawg though. I think Kdawg Wants to block my post.We need a Kcat. A Kcat wouyld like my post. Yeah he proabbly hates me cause he is a dog.

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Also, Wang, we've gotta hang out, dude. I think you might be my alter-ego or something. You should seriously come down for an FCP Midwest event. Or you should just head down to the Chi to catch some live music.
Eerie. I thought you lived in Chitown, but I wasn't positive.KDawg already proposed a little Chicago trip, and I'm totally in. MBreon lives in Grand Rapids, so we're both down, too.I'm not sure when Keith's gonna be back in town, but I've already committed to having a riotous weekend in Chitown sometime soon.We're all over itWang
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Hey Wang I like you. You make me smile. I don't know about Kdawg though. I think Kdawg Wants to block my post.We need a Kcat. A Kcat wouyld like my post. Yeah he proabbly hates me cause he is a dog.
I'm glad I make SOMEONE smile. I generally frown everytime I look in the mirrorWang
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Eerie. I thought you lived in Chitown, but I wasn't positive.KDawg already proposed a little Chicago trip, and I'm totally in. MBreon lives in Grand Rapids, so we're both down, too.I'm not sure when Keith's gonna be back in town, but I've already committed to having a riotous weekend in Chitown sometime soon.We're all over itWang
I'm fully willing to take a couple days off of work for a drunken excursion to Chi-town. Just as long as the weekend contains a fair to copious amount of drunken adventures, poker, good music, and some mary jane. Just let me know....
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Also, Wang, we've gotta hang out, dude. I think you might be my alter-ego or something. You should seriously come down for an FCP Midwest event. Or you should just head down to the Chi to catch some live music.
Eerie. I thought you lived in Chitown, but I wasn't positive.KDawg already proposed a little Chicago trip, and I'm totally in. MBreon lives in Grand Rapids, so we're both down, too.I'm not sure when Keith's gonna be back in town, but I've already committed to having a riotous weekend in Chitown sometime soon.We're all over itWang
pay for my ticket I'd be there.
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pay for my ticket I'd be there.
Yea, you sit by the mailbox and wait for that one.....
will do, can I get some hot chocolate to? it's kind of nippy out right now.
I will consider it if you bring back the Jessica Alba avatar. I miss it.
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pay for my ticket I'd be there.
Yea, you sit by the mailbox and wait for that one.....
will do, can I get some hot chocolate to? it's kind of nippy out right now.
I will consider it if you bring back the Jessica Alba avatar. I miss it.
no appreciation for a frosty british chick eh, i'll think about it.
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ICEEEE! You The Man!
Holla back, young'un!Seriously, I really want to start planning a trip to Chicago right now. I have absolutely zero responsibilities for the forseeable future, so if you want to spend a debaucherous weekend crawling from bar to party to bar to party in Chicago, express those sentiments here.Wang
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ICEEEE! You The Man!
Holla back, young'un!Seriously, I really want to start planning a trip to Chicago right now. I have absolutely zero responsibilities for the forseeable future, so if you want to spend a debaucherous weekend crawling from bar to party to bar to party in Chicago, express those sentiments here.Wang
I would, but being 17 would make that hard.
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ICEEEE! You The Man!
Holla back, young'un!Seriously, I really want to start planning a trip to Chicago right now. I have absolutely zero responsibilities for the forseeable future, so if you want to spend a debaucherous weekend crawling from bar to party to bar to party in Chicago, express those sentiments here.Wang
I would, but being 17 would make that hard.
You should plan it around the weekend of March 10th and we can all see Belle and Sebastian and the New Pornographers play, I'm definately going to that.
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