Shimmering Wang 1 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I already told this story somewhere, but it's out of place, so I'm making a thread just to tell it. It's a very dumb story, and if you find it entertaining at all, you're stupid like me.Hey, has anyone ever heard Allen Iverson's hit song "40 bars?"Here's the best part, not at all taken out of context."Everybody stay fly, get money, kill, and **** bitches"Good advice, Allen, especially the advocation of killing in general. Anyway, it's just an absurd song. Way to go "Jewelz."So:Freshman year, my friend Ryan had just awful taste in music, and he was mildly OCD about his MP3s. He'd spend tons of time getting all the information, organizing everything, and filling in the ID tags (band name, song name, album, song #, publisher, release date, more, I think), because he was a dork.He lived in my hall, so one day I went to his room, replaced at least 1/3 of his songs with "40 Bars", which he absolutely hated, because I made everyone listen to it when we smoked because it was so dumb. I meticulously hid the version of 40 bars behind false ID tags. I would replace "Warrant, Cherry Pie" with "40 bars" but I'd label it "Warrant, Cherry Pie."Took about a year to fix all the damage, and when he found out it was me he punched me in the stomach. It was cool, though, because I just immediately puked on him. If you ever want to get back at somebody, just replace a good number of their favorite songs with something absurd. I reccomend awful awful rap by celebrities (40 bars), or some kind of 80s cheese-metal (Think: whitesnake, warrant, etc.). Whatever makes them the most angry.Anyway, I'm very coolWang Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 You should write a book with all these stories. I would buy it. Link to post Share on other sites
evesixer 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 did this guy do something to you or were you just being an ass. seriously, just curious, o shimmering ballsac. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Putin killed another guy....http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1305269,00.html Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Putin killed another guy....http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1305269,00.html If only someone would do us the courtesy of taking out various members of a certain Texas-based, Presidentially inclined family.Also, so much for Surrey being safer than Georgia... Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Did I just go back in time a year? Is this proof of the space/time continuom? Hijack? Body Snatchers? T-Bear drinking again?curious minds want to know. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Nothing, and I mean nothing makes for a better practical joke than something that takes around a year to fix. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 If only someone would do us the courtesy of taking out various members of a certain Texas-based, Presidentially inclined family.Also, so much for Surrey being safer than Georgia...Somewhere in the world your name just went on a list Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Did I just go back in time a year? Is this proof of the space/time continuom? Hijack? Body Snatchers? T-Bear drinking again?curious minds want to know.All of my posts are extremely important for everyone to read... but for some reason people just ignore me, so I had to bump a thread that everyone will open, because Wang is the greatest living being since Jesus. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Lol thats funny.Can we have 2 a day? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Lol thats funny.Can we have 2 a day?At this pace -- getting less than one every two years -- prolly not. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Wow, didnt see how old it is.Wang, hurry up Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Wow, didnt see how old it is.Wang, hurry up Shimmering Wang Stories and Other Assorted Tales of Woe Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Shimmering Wang Stories and Other Assorted Tales of WoeStop hijacking my Putin thread. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Now, if you're red And you don't know who you want dead Why don't you go where plutarchs sit Putin on the Ritz Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Putin isn't even close to a communist. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Shimmering Wang Stories and Other Assorted Tales of WoeAh I see Link to post Share on other sites
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