Walt Flanigan 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Ok, so my parents have been divorced since I was 13. I recently moved into my Dad's place, he is much more laid back, doesn't sweat the small stuff, and most of all he has a gorgeous girlfriend. Yah she may be 45, but I would like nothing more than to take a ride on the wild side with her. Anyways, that being said, I am more interested in her daughter, she just graduated high school last year and she recently turned 18. Now I am 24, and I know she is 6 years younger, but I want nothing more than to tickle her twine. My question for my fellow FCP'ers is what would you suggest I do in terms of trying to form some sort of relationship with her. I know it would be weird because our parents are dating, but if I have to see her walk around 1 more night in her boxers I am gonna explode. Thanks Link to post Share on other sites
deviper 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 lock it up. Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I suggest you jump off of a 15 story building and see if she is impressed by it. Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 i suggest you do what you gotta do.+1 Link to post Share on other sites
essay 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Poke her in the butt immediatly. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteSpade 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 why is this guy still here? Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 why is this guy still here?how is he not banned yet? walt is the weirdest poster in history Link to post Share on other sites
lucky_charmz 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Don't do it....seriously don't.... Link to post Share on other sites
srblan 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Whip it out and see how she reacts. That usually works for me... or gets me slapped. Either way, it's win-win. Link to post Share on other sites
TheLadiezMan 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I know this is a joke but with the influx in the amount of wanted advice on sexual relationships maybe we should start a sex forum or something, it seems to be the hot topic around here. Hell we could have dirty janitor stories to 35 year old married with 3 kids bartender stories and I think everyone's favorite good old incest. Link to post Share on other sites
Love4hockey 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Why are you living with your dad when you are 26? Go out in to the real world. Link to post Share on other sites
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