PA32R 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 limit is a jopkeThanks, I was wondering.a joke as in not real..or as in haha like a clownProbably he means jopke as in a farce. Link to post Share on other sites
Kangaroo 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 this thread turned shit fast Link to post Share on other sites
MrJones 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 limit is a jopkeReal intelligent. Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 MrJones, you play on Proom correct? What's the deal with Jimmywins88? Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 limit is a jopkeyou posting is a joke along with your existance in this world.From dictionary.com..The definition of Pwned; The above quote. Link to post Share on other sites
Joker 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 This $.5/$1 limit I'm playing sucks, I keep getting out drawn. I think I'm gonna move up to $10/$20 where they might actually respect my raises. anybody want to stake me?U need only $1K to play $10/$20 lhe and u can't lose, babyy! :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 This $.5/$1 limit I'm playing sucks, I keep getting out drawn. I think I'm gonna move up to $10/$20 where they might actually respect my raises. anybody want to stake me?U need only $1K to play $10/$20 lhe and u can't lose, babyy! :wink:oh really? sweet I'm sure I can scrape 1K together, but If I drop below $800, I'm just going to have to kill myself Link to post Share on other sites
TobyOrNotToBe 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 limit is a jopkeIt makes the payment on my Escalade. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Author Share Posted January 7, 2006 This $.5/$1 limit I'm playing sucks, I keep getting out drawn. I think I'm gonna move up to $10/$20 where they might actually respect my raises. anybody want to stake me?U need only $1K to play $10/$20 lhe and u can't lose, babyy! :wink:oh really? sweet I'm sure I can scrape 1K together, but If I drop below $800, I'm just going to have to kill myselfNell, as your Donk Squad Captain, I forbid you from committing the following act. If you don't have a lot of experience playing limit, don't jump up to 10/20. Even though there are donks, I guarantee you would play like a donk without much experience as well. Save your money man. Limit isn't like NL cash games where all you need at a high limit is one huge hand to win a giant pot. Limit is about value betting over the long term, and you have a smaller control over short term results. Link to post Share on other sites
GamblinLeaf 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 His Comment: "Nice 3 outer miracle you donkey". My Comment: "Thanks for the new I-Pod".Now THAT ... is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 His Comment: "Nice 3 outer miracle you donkey". My Comment: "Thanks for the new I-Pod".Now THAT ... is awesome.That's why hoosier is the fuckin man, nh hoosier Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 His Comment: "Nice 3 outer miracle you donkey". My Comment: "Thanks for the new I-Pod".Now THAT ... is awesome.That's why hoosier is the fuckin man, nh hoosierWay to represent IU hoosier. Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 15/30 earlier today.I open in CO with AQs, LAG sb 3 bets, I call. Flop QQ 3. He checks, I bet, he raises, I call. turn 8. He bets, I raise, He 3 bets, I cap, he calls. River 2. He bets, I raise, He 3 bets, I cap, he calls. He shows AKsHis Comment: "Nice 3 outer miracle you donkey". My Comment: "Thanks for the new I-Pod".oh dear god. that is the greatest reply in the history of replies. fantastic dude. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 This $.5/$1 limit I'm playing sucks, I keep getting out drawn. I think I'm gonna move up to $10/$20 where they might actually respect my raises. anybody want to stake me?U need only $1K to play $10/$20 lhe and u can't lose, babyy! :wink:oh really? sweet I'm sure I can scrape 1K together, but If I drop below $800, I'm just going to have to kill myself Nell, as your Donk Squad Captain, I forbid you from committing the following act. If you don't have a lot of experience playing limit, don't jump up to 10/20. Even though there are donks, I guarantee you would play like a donk without much experience as well. Save your money man. Limit isn't like NL cash games where all you need at a high limit is one huge hand to win a giant pot. Limit is about value betting over the long term, and you have a smaller control over short term results. Now this is impressive, considering all I know(wink,wink) about you, sir.NH! Link to post Share on other sites
KoRnholio 2 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Reminds me of a hand I played the other day. I limp/call a preflop raise in PL Omaha with 89QQss. The raisor and caller are both short stacked ( $13 and $16 at the $50 buyin table). Flop comes Q83(2 hearts), I check, preflop raisor bets a small amount, the other short goes all in. I figure at best the other guy is tied with me, maybe KK or a draw.I call him ($14 more into a decent pot) and he has just the nut flush draw and a pair of 8's, no heart comes and I take his money. He proceeds to berate my play and tells me I should have folded because he would "usually have had a bigger hand". Classic Link to post Share on other sites
econ_tim 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 i was playing DN in the rebuy the other day and sitting on a short stackhe makes a standard opening raise, i push all in with AQs. he shows 88 and i get lucky and catch a queen.then he says "bad beat. you were basically drawing dead. besides, you are supposed to be playing K3." Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 This $.5/$1 limit I'm playing sucks, I keep getting out drawn. I think I'm gonna move up to $10/$20 where they might actually respect my raises. anybody want to stake me?U need only $1K to play $10/$20 lhe and u can't lose, babyy! :wink:oh really? sweet I'm sure I can scrape 1K together, but If I drop below $800, I'm just going to have to kill myselfNell, as your Donk Squad Captain, I forbid you from committing the following act. If you don't have a lot of experience playing limit, don't jump up to 10/20. Even though there are donks, I guarantee you would play like a donk without much experience as well. Save your money man. Limit isn't like NL cash games where all you need at a high limit is one huge hand to win a giant pot. Limit is about value betting over the long term, and you have a smaller control over short term results.I think/hope he was making fun of Konidas... our new 10/20 limit experthttp://fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forums/v...pic.php?t=43987 Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 This $.5/$1 limit I'm playing sucks, I keep getting out drawn. I think I'm gonna move up to $10/$20 where they might actually respect my raises. anybody want to stake me?U need only $1K to play $10/$20 lhe and u can't lose, babyy! :wink:oh really? sweet I'm sure I can scrape 1K together, but If I drop below $800, I'm just going to have to kill myselfNell, as your Donk Squad Captain, I forbid you from committing the following act. If you don't have a lot of experience playing limit, don't jump up to 10/20. Even though there are donks, I guarantee you would play like a donk without much experience as well. Save your money man. Limit isn't like NL cash games where all you need at a high limit is one huge hand to win a giant pot. Limit is about value betting over the long term, and you have a smaller control over short term results.I think/hope he was making fun of Konidas... our new 10/20 limit experthttp://fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forums/v...pic.php?t=43987 yes sir, you are correct Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 15/30 earlier today.I open in CO with AQs, LAG sb 3 bets, I call. Flop QQ 3. He checks, I bet, he raises, I call. turn 8. He bets, I raise, He 3 bets, I cap, he calls. River 2. He bets, I raise, He 3 bets, I cap, he calls. He shows AKsHis Comment: "Nice 3 outer miracle you donkey". My Comment: "Thanks for the new I-Pod" .LMAO Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 His Comment: "Nice 3 outer miracle you donkey". My Comment: "Thanks for the new I-Pod".Now THAT ... is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
milestodavid 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 hoosier, you are a man among men. Link to post Share on other sites
SplashMaster 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 15/30 earlier today.I open in CO with AQs, LAG sb 3 bets, I call. Flop QQ 3. He checks, I bet, he raises, I call. turn 8. He bets, I raise, He 3 bets, I cap, he calls. River 2. He bets, I raise, He 3 bets, I cap, he calls. He shows AKsHis Comment: "Nice 3 outer miracle you donkey". My Comment: "Thanks for the new I-Pod".oh dear god. that is the greatest reply in the history of replies. fantastic dude.do I need to pay any royalties if I steal this line? Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 15/30 earlier today.I open in CO with AQs, LAG sb 3 bets, I call. Flop QQ 3. He checks, I bet, he raises, I call. turn 8. He bets, I raise, He 3 bets, I cap, he calls. River 2. He bets, I raise, He 3 bets, I cap, he calls. He shows AKsHis Comment: "Nice 3 outer miracle you donkey". My Comment: "Thanks for the new I-Pod".oh dear god. that is the greatest reply in the history of replies. fantastic dude.do I need to pay any royalties if I steal this line? Yes, like that guy with the PokerStars thingy, he got his line copyrighted Link to post Share on other sites
TheCinciKid 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 i was playing DN in the rebuy the other day and sitting on a short stackhe makes a standard opening raise, i push all in with AQs. he shows 88 and i get lucky and catch a queen.then he says "bad beat. you were basically drawing dead. besides, you are supposed to be playing K3." Funny story, regardless of it's truth. Link to post Share on other sites
kcb 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Hoosier missed a bet on the flop Link to post Share on other sites
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