Tritz 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 I was just playing online with my laptop laying on the floor, and the mouse was over the raise button...then comes in the dog and steps on the mouse and re raised an all in bet with my 8d4d...I didn't win.what should I do?besides eat the dog? Link to post Share on other sites
Konidias 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Stop playing on the floor Link to post Share on other sites
Tritz 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 Stop playing on the floorThat seems fairly logical..It didn't help that I was too drunk to sit in a chair..but I was winning God Damn it.. Now I'm broke again. Link to post Share on other sites
Konidias 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Well there's your solution. Stop drinking. Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 I suggest you teach your dog how to use that softeware you have which allows you to see your opponents hole cards and the flop before it comes. Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 I suggest you teach your dog how to use that software you have which allows you to see your opponents hole cards and the flop before it comes.Give him a poker lesson at Phil Hellmuth's Poker Camp.It couldn't harm a dogs poker skill.However it could seriously jeopardise a winning poker player's skill.Obviously Phil didn't get any better from going to it several times. Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 I was just playing online with my laptop laying on the floor, and the mouse was over the raise button...then comes in the dog and steps on the mouse and re raised an all in bet with my 8d4d...I didn't win.what should I do?besides eat the dog?You seriously remind me of Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon. You just won't shut up and go away! Link to post Share on other sites
wellsberry 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 do you get a rake on the number of posts you make? Link to post Share on other sites
JoeWalsh 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 What software has a 'raise all in button'? The sites I've played over the years always had Raise or Raise x where x is the amount to had to manually enter.Might I suggest that you are actually the dog in the above story? Link to post Share on other sites
telescop 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 What software has a 'raise all in button'? The sites I've played over the years always had Raise or Raise x where x is the amount to had to manually enter.Might I suggest that you are actually the dog in the above story?That's hilarious, I was just thinking the same thing! Link to post Share on other sites
Simpleton 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 When you have $12 in a 5/10 game its easy to raise all in. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Stop playing on the floorespecially if your drunk and have a dog Link to post Share on other sites
InertGrudge 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Stop playing on the floorThat seems fairly logical..It didn't help that I was too drunk to sit in a chair..but I was winning God Damn it.. Now I'm broke again.I hope you don't mean literally broke, because that would require you sitting down at a table with your entire bankroll.Thinking upon it, that would somehow make sense coming from you. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 you need to teach your dog to play like the dog in the party poker commercial.ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh party poker Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 you need to teach your dog to play like the dog in the party poker commercial.ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh party pokerlmao. Classic. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 What software has a 'raise all in button'? The sites I've played over the years always had Raise or Raise x where x is the amount to had to manually enter.Might I suggest that you are actually the dog in the above story?That's hilarious, I was just thinking the same thing! Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 What software has a 'raise all in button'? The sites I've played over the years always had Raise or Raise x where x is the amount to had to manually enter.Might I suggest that you are actually the dog in the above story?CD Poker has an all-in button, probably the stupidest button ive ever seen.only took one misclick for me to not play there again. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Should have already clicked on the fold to any bet button Link to post Share on other sites
mused01 0 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 move on to higher limits so people respect your...er....your dog's raises.REMEMBER IT'S THE NUMBER OF POTS YOU WIN THAT MATTERS, NOT THE AMOUNT YOU WIN. Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Have the dog lick your crank in an apologetic manner. Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 what should I do?besides eat the dog?Stop posting things you make up because you think they're funny. Its not. stop it. You're cluttering this damn forum and giving the mods hell. Link to post Share on other sites
KTW 0 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 He was rubbing his dog's button with his mouse and then the dog came when he was allin? That's disturbing. :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
ffishh 0 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Stop posting things you make up because you think they're funny. Â Its not. Â stop it. You're cluttering this damn forum and giving the mods hell. Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 if you don't know what to do with your dog...click herelots of fun things you can do with a doghttp://www.beastforum.com/index.php?act=idx Link to post Share on other sites
DaBruins 0 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Dogs are Rigged Link to post Share on other sites
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