official kidpoker vs. dreamclown thread

[TheRake_MD23 0]

I know I'm gonna catch censored but what does pwned mean?and EV?

[kook04 0]

Am I mistaken or does DN have more money than you in each of these HH you keep bringing up?

So simple and true that it's almost poetic.

[digitalmonkey 929]

I know I'm gonna catch censored but what does pwned mean?and EV?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PWNED%21and EV is expected value.

[TheRake_MD23 0]

I know I'm gonna catch censored but what does pwned mean?and EV?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PWNED%21and EV is expected value.

Thanks

[digitalmonkey 929]

I know I'm gonna catch censored but what does pwned mean?and EV?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PWNED%21and EV is expected value.

Thanks

npnp = no problem :wink:

[Guest]

Total Hands played: 1690Result: KidPoker + $28,959.50

[Herr Baader 0]

It occurs to me now that I've seen this match before. . . Arthur: “Now stand aside, worthy adversary!”Black Knight: “'Tis but a scratch!”Arthur: “A scratch! Your arm's off!”Black Knight: “No it isn't.”Arthur: “Well, what's that, then?” (pointing at ground)Black Knight: “I've had worse!”Arthur: “You liar!”Black Knight: “Come on, you pansy!”Arthur: “Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!”Black Knight: “Yes I have.”Arthur: “Look!”Black Knight: “It's just a flesh wound!”Arthur: “What're you gonna do, bleed on me?”Black Knight: “I'm invincible!”Arthur: “You're a loony.”Black Knight: “You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!”

[richard_dionysus 0]

Daniel,Until GCC conduct themselves with some decorum please do not play them again or the flood gates will be open for every wannabe to act with such vile behavior. We are at the beginning of a new era for p0ker and this is one lesson which must be taught.Kind regards,Richard

[speedz99 145]

Daniel,Until GCC conduct themselves with some decorum please do not play them again or the flood gates will be open for every wannabe to act with such vile behavior.  We are at the beginning of a new era for p0ker and this is one lesson which must be taught.Kind regards,Richard

That's actually a great, great point. I do have to say though...Dreamclown made some points elsewhere about how he has been so overly rude because Daniel basically accused him of cheating by switching players during matches...and he was apparently pretty offended. I'm not sure I blame him...but it has gone way too far.

[TML28 0]

Congrats DNCongrats DCGreat Matches :clap: Fact: Both players played well & both made mistakes! The one that was +$ made less mistakes then the player with -$PS. Dan please do not play DC anymore until they (the crew) shows a little more respect and decency, their ridiculous banters are really annoying.Peace

[digitalmonkey 929]

Daniel,Until GCC conduct themselves with some decorum please do not play them again or the flood gates will be open for every wannabe to act with such vile behavior.  We are at the beginning of a new era for p0ker and this is one lesson which must be taught.Kind regards,Richard

That's actually a great, great point. I do have to say though...Dreamclown made some points elsewhere about how he has been so overly rude because Daniel basically accused him of cheating by switching players during matches...and he was apparently pretty offended. I'm not sure I blame him...but it has gone way too far.

I have not seen Daniel accuse them of switching players (this does not mean it hasn't happenned) but I have seen Daniel mention it as being a possibility (which it is). There is a difference between accusation and suspicion.BTW, the black knight from Holy Grail is a perfect analogy. I've been trying to think of that for days.

[drumbum1973 0]

I believe the smack talking has went both ways.DN wasn't exactly being the kindest human being during the match last night.A couple times when DC would comment WP (which im asssuming to be well played) Daniel, DN would come back with something along the lines of shut the hell up you suck DC lol. ( I know, not an exact quote)They are both actin a bit childish if you ask meBut thats just my thoughtspeacewww.paradoxxx.net

[keith crime 8]

how much does daniel have to expect to make to cancel plans for a night out?as for smack who cares i love it - they're keeping score might as well be entertaining in the meantime

[drumbum1973 0]

I believe the smack talking has went both ways.DN wasn't exactly being the kindest human being during the match last night.A couple times when DC would comment WP (which im asssuming to be well played) Daniel, DN would come back with something along the lines of shut the hell up you suck DC lol. ( I know, not an exact quote)They are both actin a bit childish if you ask meBut thats just my thoughtspeacewww.paradoxxx.net

[Guest]

Your right, some of the comments were extremly childish, it reminded me of playing Quake 3/Counterstrike during the old college days. Daniel seemed like he was just trying to get under DC's skin to tilt him and DC was playing into it. I'm not saying either was tilted since I don't believe Daniel can be tilted here and DC's game improved the last hour which included catching some good cards. Actually if you took out the poker the chat would read exactly like a Quake server full of noobs and pros.

[eugeneelGCC 0]

have a sence of humor please. The $ at risk in this game doesen't mean that much to us and it means evel less to daniel whose poker bankroll, I am assuming, is 3-4 times begger than ours combinesd.I don't say things like this when I'm busting a college kid who is clearly taking a shot.I have a request. I would like to respond to some of the posters here but it's hard to tell who is who.If you want people to take what you write seriously, please say something like this before you post. "I am so and so, and have a little experience in playing HU limit and usually play 10-20 online. My guess is that 90% of the posters here are play $ players who buy texas holdem scratch tickets and consider it a game of skill. Those are the kind of posters who make posts that chew up my time.Hope we have another match today. Yesterday negreanu played worse than ever before. I actually beleive he knows this and quit without a warning for that reason.Also,Negreanu, could u push some buttons and set up a hu 800-1600 table on the site for next time that we play? The matches would be more fun for me to watch that way as it will resemble the stakes I normally play.-E

[kook04 0]

Those are the kind of posters who make posts that chew up my time.-E

What I can't figure out is why you think anyone here gives a damn about your time. Based on your posts here, it doesn't appear as though you have many pressing issues in your outside life. How about this, if you don't want to read through posts here, or makes posts of your own, then don't.

[TheRake_MD23 0]

have a sence of humor please. The $ at risk in this game doesen't mean that much to us and it means evel less to daniel whose poker bankroll, I am assuming, is 3-4 times begger than ours combinesd.I don't say things like this when I'm busting a college kid who is clearly taking a shot.I have a request. I would like to respond to some of the posters here but it's hard to tell who is who.If you want people to take what you write seriously, please say something like this before you post. "I am so and so, and have a little experience in playing HU limit and usually play 10-20 online. My guess is that 90% of the posters here are play $ players who buy texas holdem scratch tickets and consider it a game of skill. Those are the kind of posters who make posts that chew up my time.Hope we have another match today. Yesterday negreanu played worse than ever before. I actually beleive he knows this and quit without a warning for that reason.Also,Negreanu, could u push some buttons and set up a hu 800-1600 table on the site for next time that we play? The matches would be more fun for me to watch that way as it will resemble the stakes I normally play.-E

"Watch"Thats funny. In the chat last night DC was laughing and saying somrthing like....yeah daniel like we all gather around the computer to Watch you play...something like that,opps sorry, I'm an Aries, I play nickle, dime, quarter in a mixed limit game of two-three card guts, maverick, and 9 card draw, two's sevens and aces wild...

[digitalmonkey 929]

If you want us to take what you write seriously, please say something like this before you post. "I am a condescending asshole, and have accumulated a larger than average bankroll playing online. We, the GCC , are just a bunch of 20 something punks that were lucky enough to stumble across poker a couple of years ago and have become good enough at it to make money off the majority of players. Unfortunately, the many hours spent playing online poker has had a negative affect on the development of our personalities. Our self esteem has been so damaged over the years that we feel the need to verbally attack people and remind them about how much more money we have. It makes us feel better about ourselves. However, know this, when it comes to heads up limit hold'em, we are the best. In fact, we will continue to disregard losing session after losing session to prove so."-30K

[ShakeZuma 585]

If you want us to take what you write seriously, please say something like this before you post. "I am a condescending asshole, and have accumulated a larger than average bankroll playing online. We, the GCC , are just a bunch of 20 something punks that were lucky enough to stumble across poker a couple of years ago and have become good enough at it to make money off the majority of players. Unfortunately, the many hours spent playing online poker has had a negative affect on the development of our personalities. Our self esteem has been so damaged over the years that we feel the need to verbally attack people and remind them about how much more money we have. It makes us feel better about ourselves. However, know this, when it comes to heads up limit hold'em, we are the best. In fact, we will continue to disregard losing session after losing session to prove so."-30K

wp :clap:

[nutzbuster 7]

Daniel,Until GCC conduct themselves with some decorum please do not play them again or the flood gates will be open for every wannabe to act with such vile behavior. We are at the beginning of a new era for p0ker and this is one lesson which must be taught.Kind regards,Richard

Spot on sir. Bravo. While this has been amazing to watch perhaps it's time end the a ssClowns 15 minutes. He doesn't deseve on more second of Daniels time.Best...

[VegasBone 0]

have a sence of humor please. The $ at risk in this game doesen't mean that much to us and it means evel less to daniel whose poker bankroll, I am assuming, is 3-4 times begger than ours combinesd.I don't say things like this when I'm busting a college kid who is clearly taking a shot.I have a request. I would like to respond to some of the posters here but it's hard to tell who is who.If you want people to take what you write seriously, please say something like this before you post. "I am so and so, and have a little experience in playing HU limit and usually play 10-20 online. My guess is that 90% of the posters here are play $ players who buy texas holdem scratch tickets and consider it a game of skill. Those are the kind of posters who make posts that chew up my time.Hope we have another match today. Yesterday negreanu played worse than ever before. I actually beleive he knows this and quit without a warning for that reason.Also,Negreanu, could u push some buttons and set up a hu 800-1600 table on the site for next time that we play? The matches would be more fun for me to watch that way as it will resemble the stakes I normally play.-E

The only difference between 90% of the people on this forum and the GCC is current bankroll size. The good thing about this difference is...is that if Dreamclown doesn't learn some basic poker fundamentals pretty soon and keeps playing DN..........those $10-20 players on here will finally be able to take a shot at the "Great" GCC.It's sad that DN came to YOUR game (online hu) and is teaching YOU how to play. It's too bad that you guys will never have the stones to come to Vegas and play DN's game....it would be fun to watch.

[mrdannyg 274]

have a sence of humor please. The $ at risk in this game doesen't mean that much to us and it means evel less to daniel whose poker bankroll, I am assuming, is 3-4 times begger than ours combinesd.I don't say things like this when I'm busting a college kid who is clearly taking a shot.I have a request. I would like to respond to some of the posters here but it's hard to tell who is who.If you want people to take what you write seriously, please say something like this before you post. "I am so and so, and have a little experience in playing HU limit and usually play 10-20 online. My guess is that 90% of the posters here are play $ players who buy texas holdem scratch tickets and consider it a game of skill. Those are the kind of posters who make posts that chew up my time.Hope we have another match today. Yesterday negreanu played worse than ever before. I actually beleive he knows this and quit without a warning for that reason.Also,Negreanu, could u push some buttons and set up a hu 800-1600 table on the site for next time that we play? The matches would be more fun for me to watch that way as it will resemble the stakes I normally play.-E

the money doesn't mean that much to you....so you pool your bankrolls?and you normally play 800/1600...but you pool money to play 500/1000?and just a reminder - DN often plays 2000/4000 and 4000/8000. i think he does ok too.you guys really need to take a walk on a nice day. you are better than 99.9% of poker players. you are some of the best HU players in the world. you are not THE BEST HU players in the world, and there are absolutely no benefits to being the best, rather than 2nd or 3rd best, so long as you don't play #1. this should be enough to make you happy. instead, it obviously doesn't, as your painfully said and pathetic lives come through loud and clear when you trash talk worse than grade 3 kickball games.i guess money can't make you happy.Daniel

[RayPowers 0]

the money doesn't mean that much to you....so you pool your bankrolls?and you normally play 800/1600...but you pool money to play 500/1000?and just a reminder - DN often plays 2000/4000 and 4000/8000. i think he does ok too.you guys really need to take a walk on a nice day. you are better than 99.9% of poker players. you are some of the best HU players in the world. you are not THE BEST HU players in the world, and there are absolutely no benefits to being the best, rather than 2nd or 3rd best, so long as you don't play #1. this should be enough to make you happy. instead, it obviously doesn't, as your painfully said and pathetic lives come through loud and clear when you trash talk worse than grade 3 kickball games.i guess money can't make you happy.Daniel

Danny, you didn't say 'I am so and so and I play yadda yadda.' They will never read your post. (sw)Ray

[Whatever 1]

I don't understand people thinking Daniel should quit. Because they're talking a little trash? What? Who cares? Daniel has a distinct advantage that will grow larger as he gains experience online and he should continue playing them until they cry uncle. I'm thinking Daniel feels this way also. It has only just begun.I feel a 100k loss for DC coming next session. He has done well battling back from large deficits so far but I just have a feeling his luck is about to run out.