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what was your worst poker-related christmas gift?


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theory of pokersuper system 2facecloth with a picture of royal flush on itno complaints, the first 2 were real gifts, and the third was just a stocking stuffer which is alright.

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poker chip condom.. XLwhen in use, it reads "big slick" all acrossteneightps. i have 2 chip tricks down already
I got the same thing! Although, mine says "big sli"
Thats hilarious cause my wife thought I was a switch hitter when I wore mine, do you see why?
Only two letters? Wow, man I'm sorry.
I'm more sorry for his wife.Now do you see why his 'girlfriend' is virtual?
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I received to 4-piece sets of highball glasses with card sketches on them. It's nice because, when I'm playing poker and drinking bourbon, my glasses have cards on them too! So, it's like, my drink has the same theme as what I'm playing. That's why this gift is quaint, meaningful, and worth spending $40 on. I would certainly not have rather received some quality books, nice playing cards, or even a Tilt giftcard.

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I got the TV game, 6 controllers so at least that many can play but I dont know why they would.I played with my kids last night and we played the no limit tourny.Only problem is you can pick, bet, call, fold, all in, check. If you pick bet it only lets you bet the set amounts, not really no limit.Its kinda cheesy but my 10 and 12 yr olds like it.

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I got both good and bad poker gifts this year.First the good ones: HOH2, and a really nice octagon oak poker/games table with oak chairs and leather padding. However, I would have to completely throw out my enitre beedroom set in my spare roon just to set it up. So I guess I have to keep it boxed until I get smart and stop losing money online and buy a house.Now the crap gifts: A hand held Texas Hold'em electronic game (just like the old football game) and a sack of chocolate poker chips.

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Just got home from Xmas.I got some alright stuff...My buddy got me a Phil Ivey signed 8 x 10 from Ebay. It has a COA... though I',m not sure how much I trust them. It's cool tho.got a poker book by Ken Warren -- tho from what I hear I should burn it before I start learning it.That's about it. I dont think my family wants to encourage my gambooling addiction.

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My buddy got me a Phil Ivey signed 8 x 10 from Ebay.  It has a COA... though I',m not sure how much I trust them.  It's cool tho.
Not sure why that statement made me think of this, but anyways ...."Why did they put a guarantee on the box?""Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time."
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my uncle got a WASHABLE blue marker and wrote on a white undershirt "TEXAS HOLD UP" (thats what he thought it was called) and then gave it to me.   awesome.
Dude, you got me in so much trouble!I was sitting here at work minding my own business when I read your post and start to laugh histerically, right as my boss is walking in and she walks up to me and says, "pull down your pants, i'm going to give you a raise"dude, i'm busted.
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Just got home from Xmas.I got some alright stuff...My buddy got me a Phil Ivey signed 8 x 10 from Ebay.  It has a COA... though I',m not sure how much I trust them.  It's cool tho.got a poker book by Ken Warren -- tho from what I hear I should burn it before I start learning it.That's about it.  I dont think my family wants to encourage my gambooling addiction.
Ken Warren's book isn't that bad, is it the How to win at Texas Hold 'em, book?If it is. Start a fire.
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my girlfriend got me one of those pokerpadz, which is probably the coolest of poker novelty gifts. for 25 bucks though, that thing is pretty bad quality. the felt is no where near 'professional' and the black lining was uneven. i guess i wouldn't expect it to be made of quality material, but they could at least make it look alright.

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The only poker related present I got was a glass dish for serving snacks divided into 4 areas, with 4 smaller dishes to have your own little snack dish. They have Aces painted on the bottom of them.I'm glad no one else tried to get me anything poker related after reading most of the posts in here.

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