fryer98 30 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 This is Jarret you're talking too.Oh yea? Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 This is Jarret you're talking too.oh snap-Brett Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Oh yea?Yea, nice avatar though. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 I never saw a pic of your ex, and don't you keep shooting down Ren..............?And he was dating a chick with a dude's name. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Apparently Danielle......Enjoy your night. Say hi to Skylar.This made me laugh.That Danielle is a lucky girl. I suck at trip reports but I'll give it a shot. Brad will have to give you guys the details of hands (he played some masterfully, I mostly did not) because I was mostly too drunk to remember the correct info. We left about 3:15 and hit a bunch of traffic in the city. About 45 minutes later than we planned to be, we finally get out of town and out of traffic. I come upon a corvette who seems to want to run 90mph so I slide in behind him and we blaze down I-35 in record time. I thought we were going to be about an hour later than Brad getting there but thanks to the vette we were only about 20 minutes behind him. We park and I'm hurrying Ozz to get out of the car because he's primping. I should punish each and every one of you for that beautiful thing. It's worse than waiting on a woman with him now. Brad is outside the door making a phone call and he sees us coming. Hugs ensued. We go in the casino and find Brad's buddy Thom who was with us for the night at the Gulch in Vegas. Fun guy. Doesn't play poker though so he was playing blackjack while we headed to the poker room. It wasn't very busy and didn't take but an orbit or 2 before a seat opened up on Brad's table and I moved. Then we played poker. The end.Really, we played poker and it was the poker you expect from Brad. He had the whole table cracking up. Nobody ever believes he has a hand. Blah blah blah. You guys know the story. I'm still pissed at him for the 85 though. What the hell are you doing calling preflop???? You all know how Brad loves to give the other players at the table names, right? Well at one point we had Cotton (Hank Hill's dad), Powers Boothe, Jeremy Spoke In Class Today, Dan the Man (Is that what you were calling that guy? Personally, the guy reminded me of Josh just not quite as big.), Minh Ly, Brad (who someone said looked like John Travolta. WTF?), me, and Ozzy. Star studded table. Cotton sucked at poker and we loved giving him crap. Powers was a decent player but a pretty easy read. Jeremy was an action junkie. Dan the man was tighter than Dan Harrington. Minh Ly was probably better than the real Minh Ly, really good player. So we had a good mix and it was a lot of fun. Make Brad tell the story of his all-in against Powers Boothe. That hand was so exciting I ended up knocking over my chair. Whole table was on their feet. At some point I also knocked a tray full of beer out of Amanda the waitresses hand. Miraculously neither she nor I got a beer bath. I said I was drunk, right? 6 Shiner Bocks and 300 calories all day is a fun combination. Side note - We were all (and I mean ALL) trying our hardest to take Amanda home with us. She was adorable. I think she might have come too if we'd kept pursuing that. She just hung out with us when she didn't have to get drinks because "ya'll are my friends". You had to hear the accent. A-DOOOOR-ABLE.I was stuck about $400 at one point but thanks to Ozzy's weak kicker I got $250 of it back. Brad finished up quite a bit. Reminders for Brad - All in story and nut flush story. Oh and the monster push with jacks story, too. That was a good one.About 1:30 we finally decided that even though we didn't want to, we had to call it over. I teared up a little. I think Brad might have just fallen asleep on his feet because I wouldn't release the hug. He just let me hold on to him like a trooper. I got home at 3:30. I think Brad made it back to his hotel room sometime around 2:30 but he had a 7am flight today. I'm hurting. I bet he is too.I believe we're doing it again in December if any of you monkey's wanna join us. HA! That reminds me. Monkey tilt. :giggle:Did I mention I was drunk? Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 John can you pm me all the annapolis info…thanksSent Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Sounds like fun Ren.Time for Garfield. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 I never saw a pic of your ex, and don't you keep shooting down Ren..............?True story.Am I a glutton for punishment? Magic 8 ball says "IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS BY NOW YOU ARE STUPIDEST OF THE STUPID YOU DUMB BITCH" Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Side note - We were all (and I mean ALL) trying our hardest to take Amanda home with us. She was adorable. I think she might have come too if we'd kept pursuing that. She just hung out with us when she didn't have to get drinks because "ya'll are my friends". You had to hear the accent. A-DOOOOR-ABLE.Have her call me. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Blue.Poker. Out.Next time.Vann.Hey Sticky - Are you in for poker Saturday? Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Side note - We were all (and I mean ALL) trying our hardest to take Amanda home with us. She was adorable. I think she might have come too if we'd kept pursuing that. She just hung out with us when she didn't have to get drinks because "ya'll are my friends". You had to hear the accent. A-DOOOOR-ABLE.you know the routineglad ya'll had a good time Link to post Share on other sites
Magic 8 Ball 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Magic 8 ball says "IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS BY NOW YOU ARE STUPIDEST OF THE STUPID YOU DUMB BITCH"Very doubtful Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Time for Garfield.bwahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Did I mention I was drunk?Drunk enough that I was singing "Mandy" to Amanda.oh Mandy Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Mandy well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking And I need you today, oh Mandy Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Have her call me. Thanks.You woulda liked her except for the 2 kids thing. 24, long straight hair, cute little "smart girl" (although she most definitely wasn't) glasses, nice butt, and an accent more hickish than mine. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 you know the routineglad ya'll had a good timeOh damn! We shoulda took a pic. I didn't even think about it! Oh well, in December. Or you could just come too and meet her yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 You woulda liked her except for the 2 kids thing. 24, long straight hair, cute little "smart girl" (although she most definitely wasn't) glasses, nice butt, and an accent more hickish than mine.Never stopped me from stabbing before. Link to post Share on other sites
jhnyblz 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 This is Jarret you're talking too.i'm a dumbass, well burnout mostly, but that's just retarded. Slight difference from the old home remedy of whiskey on the gums to numb it for teething, to outright giving the kid a shot of whiskey. So my question for opinions: Is this failure enough to have the child permanently removed from the mother? Currently she sits in jail for neglect, I believe.Never stopped me from stabbing before.basically. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 basically.You don't fit this situation.I stabbed you, but you only have 1 kid. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Dolphins vs. Giants in London on Sunday...The University of Florida had to be proud to hear former student-athlete Channing Crowder discussing the language barrier his Dolphins will face this weekend.He told reporters that he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London spoke English, and that noted British linebacker London Fletcher was his closest tie to the famous city."I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."Reminded of Dolphins practice squad receiver Marvin Allen, a London-based black man, Crowder said, "He's from London? I knew he was from over there because he talks funny. I was surprised because - I don't want to say he didn't look the part because that's a stereotype - but he didn't look the part. I heard him talk, and I thought he had a recorder and was just mouthing."No wonder Brett's fave team is the Dolphins, apparently they share the same love and knowledge of world geography. Link to post Share on other sites
jhnyblz 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 You don't fit this situation.I stabbed you, but you only have 1 kid.semantics. Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 You woulda liked her except for the 2 kids thing. 24, long straight hair, cute little "smart girl" (although she most definitely wasn't) glasses, nice butt, and an accent more hickish than mine.Well? Did you ask her all the important questions? Link to post Share on other sites
Velkro 0 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Hey Sticky - Are you in for poker Saturday?Sure. Why not. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Well? Did you ask her all the important questions?Did I mention I was drunk? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Sure. Why not.Damn straight.There ya go, Blue. Next time try a push up bra when you're asking. Link to post Share on other sites
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