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I'm about to drink wine and eat french fries. Gourmet.edit: Yep...I liked my own post.

Happy Fourth of July to those that celebrate. I have a couple of Angus steaks marinating in K.C.Masterpiece Steakhouse blend as I type. That will go with a shrimp cocktail, twice baked potato and corn

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Look here target. You get your ass down here and get on my boat. THENWe'll see who is crying like a little girl. :club:asia16.jpg
Boy shorts... Your theme is boy shorts... And I do hope to get my ass, along with Shavers fine ass, down on that boat this summer...
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the one pictured is a cottontail, but there are jackrabbits about. I did not bring my hunting stuff with me. I'll have to chase them down with scissors and stab them.
Beastiality? Do your thing bro!
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I'm still in need of a room. Left-handed pitchers gotta stick together.
There's a reacharound joke in there somewhere.... Did anyone get my text, well video mail this weekend????We were at a petting zoo, there were sheep, little fresh virgin baby sheep, some even 'Baaaa-ing'......I thought of one person....obviously....Anyhow, i took a video with my phone, but don't know if it made it to any of you. Finally caught up. This one made me laugh: Jarret looks like a lesbian in a suitNice wheels Sharon/Malachai. I am up to three shits in one day today. Someone has definitely basked on a warm toilet seat because of me today.
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I am up to three shits in one day today. Someone has definitely basked on a warm toilet seat because of me today.
No point in playing at it!Go for 4! Go for 4!Then.....One for the Thumb!
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Elaborate?
Had a buddy call me and tell me he was coming to Fresno to visit next weekend, talked to a friend from Laramie who informed me that another friend's mother had died suddenly last Thursday evening, found out a close friend had been married in a courthouse ceremony and went out and drank with my family and some other friends on Saturday night, got a call from Jess, and lost a $200 buy-in at the casino because a stupid guy caught a bunch of ridiculous hands - unfortunately I was involved in all of them. Just a bunch of odd things to happen in the course of 48 hours and I only left to run errands and go to the casino Saturday. I'm pumped that a buddy is coming to town Friday, though.And my favorite part of the weekend was my conversation with my mom last night, when she told me about my buddy's courthouse wedding and celebration on Saturday. A bunch of my friends from Denver drove up for it and they all went out Saturday night for dinner and drinks along with some of our parents. I also found out that one of my other buddies broke up with his girlfriend who moved from Texas to go to school in Denver. From my mom. This is why I need to get better at using the phone. My mom knows more about what's going on with my friends than I do. I just realized how many mom jokes could be made about that.
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No point in playing at it!Go for 4! Go for 4!Then.....One for the Thumb!
The day is young my friend...Thedayis young.....New song for ya Stan: Lasta night I stayda home and masturbated....It felt so good....I knew it would...Lasta night I stayda home and masturbated....It felt so nice...I did it twice...You should have seen me on the short strokesI used my hand... It felt so grandYou should have seen me on the long strokes....It felt so neat...I used my feet.Smash it, bash it, throw it on the floor.Wrap it round the bedpost, stick it in the doorSome people say its nice to fornicate...But as for me its gotta be masturbate!!
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Lunchtime drive by.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
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There's a reacharound joke in there somewhere.... Did anyone get my text, well video mail this weekend????We were at a petting zoo, there were sheep, little fresh virgin baby sheep, some even 'Baaaa-ing'......I thought of one person....obviously....Anyhow, i took a video with my phone, but don't know if it made it to any of you.
Pretty sure I didn't get anything, but I'm pretty sure I can't get video. OH SNAP I forgot to relay this hilarious story from work. A few weeks ago we had a big 3-day meeting where our regional sales managers from across the country were in Fresno to give reports on their first-half performance and second-half outlook, etc. I went out drinking with them one night (turns out we have some SERIOUS drinkers in this company - that's another story) just to get to know them, network, that sort of stuff. Well the drunkest one (who has actually been forbidden to drink at company events) had a few drinks and decided that since the new guy deserved to be messed with and is from Wyoming, he would call me Bre-e-e-e-e-e-tt. What doesn't really translate in that text is that he said my name while BAH-ing like a sheep. Everyone found it most humorous. I played along while plotting how to get him fired for drinking too much.
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Um, you made an ass of yourself in front of a non-married chick.You're the tool.
Seriously, she was a 1-star. That's not acceptable, even falling down drunk. Ask Logan or Henry, and apparenlty, now Brett even based on the text I got last night.
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That's awesome. I bought a new sand wedge this weekend. And by new, I mean the first sand wedge I've ever purchased. I'm looking forward to the first time I use it and realize that a new club won't change the fact that I might be the worst bunker player in the history of the world.
Bunker play is all in you mind. FInd a good place to practice and then just trust your swing. It take time to get the feel of how hard you have to swing to get the right results.
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Seriously, she was a 1-star. That's not acceptable, even falling down drunk. Ask Logan or Henry, and apparenlty, now Brett even based on the text I got last night.
Oh yeah...that's another thing from this weekend. I bought, started, and finished the Tucker Max book. Definitely funny among other things.
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Bunker play is all in you mind. FInd a good place to practice and then just trust your swing. It take time to get the feel of how hard you have to swing to get the right results.
The thing that bugs me is I know that. I've practiced (not nearly enough, but still) but everytime I line up for a bunker shot I tell myself to take a normal swing, behind the ball, and not be afraid of swinging too hard. But then I take this pansy-ass half swing and the ball goes like a foot. Or I don't hit behind the ball and it flies out of the bunker and over the other side of the green by 20 yards. I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate bunkers.But we all know that a new club will magically fix all my problems.
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Had a buddy call me and tell me he was coming to Fresno to visit next weekend, talked to a friend from Laramie who informed me that another friend's mother had died suddenly last Thursday evening, found out a close friend had been married in a courthouse ceremony and went out and drank with my family and some other friends on Saturday night, got a call from Jess, and lost a $200 buy-in at the casino because a stupid guy caught a bunch of ridiculous hands - unfortunately I was involved in all of them.
Sweet, Sucky, Unexpected?, Elaborate? Eh, Variance.
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The thing that bugs me is I know that. I've practiced (not nearly enough, but still) but everytime I line up for a bunker shot I tell myself to take a normal swing, behind the ball, and not be afraid of swinging too hard. But then I take this pansy-ass half swing and the ball goes like a foot. Or I don't hit behind the ball and it flies out of the bunker and over the other side of the green by 20 yards. I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate bunkers.But we all know that a new club will magically fix all my problems.
I typically just don't hit into the sand.Open your stance. Open your club face. Put the ball in the middle of your stance. Pick a spot 1" behind the ball, steepen your backswing, no matter how far you take your backswing, swing full through the spot 1" behing the ball and all the way through your follow through.
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Seriously, she was a 1-star. That's not acceptable, even falling down drunk. Ask Logan or Henry, and apparenlty, now Brett even based on the text I got last night.
Tucker Max's definition of a 1-star:1-star (aka, Common-stock pig): No redeeming qualities. This girl is ugly, usually fat, boring and sucks in just about everyway possible. If you don't know a common-stock pig when you see one, you are destined to spend the rest of your life with one.at least she wasn't a zero star, aka "Wildebeest"
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The thing that bugs me is I know that. I've practiced (not nearly enough, but still) but everytime I line up for a bunker shot I tell myself to take a normal swing, behind the ball, and not be afraid of swinging too hard. But then I take this pansy-ass half swing and the ball goes like a foot. Or I don't hit behind the ball and it flies out of the bunker and over the other side of the green by 20 yards. I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate bunkers.But we all know that a new club will magically fix all my problems.
It's all in the bounce!
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