jhnyblz 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Yep. This is the rescheduled date from the postponed one in March.Sort of unrelated side note - Lolli sent me a shirt that she had hanging in her closet (tags still on it, never worn) that is very similar to the one I was talking about in here a while back. I will be wearing it to Tool. It's definitely a shirt that those of you who are breast men would appreciate.Lets see those bodacious tatas in action baby! Don't make brownies, you might die.Too funny. I saw brownie mix in the grocery store yesterday and thought of this idiot. Dickman - Check in the mail this weekend. Should get there tomorrow I'd imagine. I forgot the total pirce, so the check is for $20. If I'm short or over, we can work it out...non-monetarily of course. Happy Bday John. Happy belated Moms Day to all the moms in here... Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Morning.John, Happy Birtday.Sharon, Congrats, sorry, Congrats.SAM, don't worry, I called fewer people than I didn't call, so you were part of the majority.I don't know if there's anything else to comment on....OH, you all should apologize to Jeff. He should have gotten serious E-val for the "Amazing Jonathon" call-back, and got nothing.I did not sleep with Ryan's girlfriend on Friday, so probably a good thing. I did get absolutely tanked. I was with Ryan, Megan (his girlfriend) and her friend Tamina (1-star on the Tucker Max scale). We played some darts (I closed Ryan out in 12 rounds playing cricket with the worst house darts ever. I rule.) Anyhow, at one point, Ryan was trying to get her to talk shit to me and I knew I just had to let it go cause I wasn't going to lose, but I would have ended up being really mean, I was sure, so I thought better of it and didn't participate. Anyway, when we get back to Ryan's place (I was tanked, but did manage to find out that it would have been $175 cab ride to Potomanami Casino in Milwaukee, spreads poker, or $110 to HoChunk casino in Wisconsin Dells, no poker, but no one would go with me, fortunately) and Ryan and I go in his garage, and all of the sudden I start getting yelled at because Tamina is upstairs crying, and it's all my fault. Apparently, she spilled something, and I responded "All women are stupid."Well, if I said that, I'm obviously joking around, and hammered, so I refuse to apologize, since she hasn't been nice all night, and seems to be all out of sorts over this guy she's been texting, so I say I'm not taking the rap because she hates guys. If I did say it, I don't remember, and while I'm drunk, I remember the last 1/2 hour, so I'm not apologizing since I don't remember even saying it, and if I did, it's a total joke and she should lighten up."Fast forward to the next morning, I wake up on Ryan's couch, and as I roll over, I see him walking out of the kitchen.Ryan: Morning, how you doing?Jeffrey: WTF? When did the bitch even spill?I was pissed, cause we spend an hour debating if I said anything, and I don't ever even think she spilled.OK, not that funny now, but seriously, it's not like you had anything else to do for the past 3 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
crazyIvan 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Happy b-day, John! Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 thanks guys Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Anyway, when we get back to Ryan's place (I was tanked, but did manage to find out that it would have been $175 cab ride to Potomanami Casino in Milwaukee, spreads poker, or $110 to HoChunk casino in Wisconsin Dells, no poker, but no one would go with me, fortunately) and Ryan and I go in his garage, and all of the sudden I start getting yelled at because Tamina is upstairs crying, and it's all my fault. Apparently, she spilled something, and I responded "All women are stupid."Psycho! Psycho! All women are Psycho!No one listens. Sigh! Well, if I said that, I'm obviously joking around, and hammered, so I refuse to apologize, since she hasn't been nice all night, and seems to be all out of sorts over this guy she's been texting, so I say I'm not taking the rap because she hates guys. If I did say it, I don't remember, and while I'm drunk, I remember the last 1/2 hour, so I'm not apologizing since I don't remember even saying it, and if I did, it's a total joke and she should lighten up."Excellent! Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Also please no one spoil Survivor from last night, had to tape the finale and live reunion show.Talk to me once you watch! Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 hp5SI ?5SI and Color Laser JetGreatest printers EVER! AINEC!yup and word Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Talk to me once you watch!I will, I've seen every episode so far except for last nights.Without seeing it this is my prediction5th Boo4th Dreamz3rd Cassandra2nd Earl1st Yau ManReally anybodys game @ this point (except Boo's I think). Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Talk to me once you watch! Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Morning.No more lip from you on my choices of entertainment.Admit it, you liked it. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 No more lip from you on my choices of entertainment.Admit it, you liked it.Nope. The argument about whether or not I called women stupid then prevented any idiotic xbox game. I was so drunk that they also wanted to play poker, and said we could play for $5 each, at which point I told them I'd give them each $5 not to force me to play with them, cause I didn't want to hurt their feelings.So, in a nutshell, you're still an uber tool. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Happy birthday old man. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Was I the only one who answered my phone at 2:30 a.m and heard dickman on the other end, drunkenly talking about banging his buddy Ryan's girlfriend?Damn, wish I would've picked up. Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Happy birthday old man.thanks to all those since my last thanks....as for you Blue, yea i'm old now, kinda sucks. But still not as old as you, so I got that going for me Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
jhnyblz 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Was I the only one who answered my phone at 2:30 a.m and heard dickman on the other end, drunkenly talking about banging his buddy Ryan's girlfriend?I missed this call. Though mine was at 0351. Must've been a late night. And my apologies Mr. Dickman, for not answering. Next time buddy, next time... Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 This is why you're my wife.I thought it was because I didn't talk back and I have no self esteem. Weird. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Nope. The argument about whether or not I called women stupid then prevented any idiotic xbox game. I was so drunk that they also wanted to play poker, and said we could play for $5 each, at which point I told them I'd give them each $5 not to force me to play with them, cause I didn't want to hurt their feelings.So, in a nutshell, you're still an uber tool.Um, you made an ass of yourself in front of a non-married chick.You're the tool. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 w00t, shot a 72 today. It includes a mulligan on each 9 but I'll still take it, the mulligan on the back didn't help me at all. 5 birds and an eagle, my putter was on fire.That's awesome. I bought a new sand wedge this weekend. And by new, I mean the first sand wedge I've ever purchased. I'm looking forward to the first time I use it and realize that a new club won't change the fact that I might be the worst bunker player in the history of the world. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 A room has been booked at Binion's Gambling Hall for Wed-Monday. If anyone needs a roomie let me know.I'm still in need of a room. Left-handed pitchers gotta stick together. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls? You can drop them off anywhere.This one will be re-told by me numerous times. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 "Bitch, I need a drink"that's what i called her!Outstanding. Link to post Share on other sites
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