vvganeshavv 4 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Some Monday morning jokesA man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?" His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls? You can drop them off anywhere. Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Good Monday morning from sunny Raleigh, North Carolina.I'm going to a real estate conference in Virginia Beach from Tuesday to Friday, so I left to meet the parents at their apartment up here in NC last night.lol @ shaver Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 So earlier this week i got approved for a home loan, and I have since decided searching for a home sucks.Home Shopping Rocks IMOThat and "Love Hurts" by Nazareth.Everytime I hear that song I think of Dazed and ConfusedWE'VE ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!Awesome, congrats and good luck. The pictures from your house look very HOTWe went and bought this for Chris today :)Got a really good deal Its no civic, but not bad Crazy story about his work schedule, that just suxorsScott and Kristen - Everything you guys have suggested for Friday activities sound fantabulous to Ozz and I. We are so excited! I can't wait to see you guys. I hope Chicken and D can make it.I'd say we are 20% or so as of now so dont count on us. Still working on it though.Kristen and Dave - Great picture, You two look so awesome togetherCongrats on the tourny Scotty BabyFather of Four, SNAP! Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Weekend Recap ....Woke up by Whiskey @ 3:30 AM Saturday morningGot to ballfield around 6:45 AM ish, worked on both fields from about 7 to 3:00 since they were basically underwater from the downpour the night before.Brandon baseball pictures around 5, baseball game @ 7:30. Drinking @ the bar from 9:30 - 2:00 AMWent to the batting cages and played putt putt on Saturday, went to the baseball field and tried to let off a rocket we bought for Brandon, but it sucked. Went to a nice dinner @ The Macaroni Grille. Nice shrimp and artichoke cheese dip appetizer and some salad and pasta.Started watching Capote but fell asleep.Also please no one spoil Survivor from last night, had to tape the finale and live reunion show.Hope all Mothers had a good day. Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Home Shopping Rocks IMOI happen to know a thing or two about that whole process if you have any questions.I think so too. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I happen to know a thing or two about that whole process if you have any questions.I think so too.have you found our compound yet? Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 have you found our compound yet?www.privateislandsonline.comOnly 3.7M for something off the coast of Panama! Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 eh hemmm, fyp maybe....Look here target. You get your ass down here and get on my boat. THENWe'll see who is crying like a little girl. Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Random question:Am I the only one in here who loves Ninja Warrior?Everyone has to go watch it.That Japanese-looking chick reminded me. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Random question:Am I the only one in here who loves Ninja Warrior?Everyone has to go watch it.That Japanese-looking chick reminded me.Never seen it Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 You know I neverI never seen you look so goodYou never act the way you shouldBut I like itAnd I know you like it tooThe way that I want youI gotta have youOh yes, I doYou know I neverI never ever stay out lateYou know that I can hardly waitJust to see youAnd I know you cannot waitWait to see me tooI gotta touch youCause baby we'll beAt the drive-inIn the old man's Fordbehind the bushesuntil I'm screamin' for moreDown the basementlock the cellar doorAnd babyTalk dirty to me Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 FYI to the peeps who are lookin' to hit up AC in the summer: the bikini bar opens on memorial day weekend10 points to anyone who remembers our waitress' name from there?"Bitch, I need a drink"that's what i called her! Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Never seen itIt's awesome. The Japanese are such a goofy people.And it's really cool at the same time.It's a 4-stage obstacle course and the events are REALLY twisted.Makoto Nagono the Fisherman and Bunpei Shiratori the Civil Servant are my main men. Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I moved the birdbath.YES! Link to post Share on other sites
crazyIvan 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Greg, can you eat those jackrabbits? You brought your hunting stuff, right?the one pictured is a cottontail, but there are jackrabbits about. I did not bring my hunting stuff with me. I'll have to chase them down with scissors and stab them.Morning, everyone. barely successful night at the casino. up $25 at 2/4lhe over 2.5 hours. mostly card dead, but got everything thinking I was extremely tight, so I was able to steal a few small pots. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Damn there is a fly in my office the size of something that looks like it came right off the set of that Jeff Goldbloom The Fly movie. this thing is huge."here comes peter cottontail .... hopping down the bunny trail .... Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Are you ready for the new sensation?Well, here's the shot heard 'round the world.All you backroom boys salute when her flag unfurls.Well, guess who's back in circulation?Now, I don't know what you may have heardbut what I need right now's the original goodtime girl.She's a vision from coast to coast,sea to shining sea.Hey, sister, you're the perfect host.Show me your bright lights and your city lights, all right.I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose.Bright lights in your city lights, all right.I'm talkin' 'bout it.When she walks, watch, the sparks will fly,firecrackin' on the fourth of July.No sad songs tonight, something's in the air.She's a real state of independents.So pretty when her rockets glare,still provin' any night that her flag is still there.She's a vision from coast to coast,sea to shining sea.Hey, sister, you're the perfect host.Show me your bright lights and your city lights, all right.I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose.Bright lights in your city lights, all right.I'm in love with the Yankee Rose. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 So I was doing a printer audit at a company on Friday and found a HP printer with 7,278,394 pages on it! I dont think I had ever seen a printer with more than 3 million pages on it before this one. Insane. If you take the average supply and service rate for that machine this company (assuming same company had it the whole time and didnt buy it used) they have spent nearly $95K on this one printer. Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Morning, everyone. barely successful night at the casino. up $25 at 2/4lhe over 2.5 hours. mostly card dead, but got everything thinking I was extremely tight, so I was able to steal a few small pots.How's it feel to win real money again??Everything looks great Ivan. Glad to hear that everything is turning out well for you on the move so far.Morning everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 How's it feel to win real money again??Everything looks great Ivan. Glad to hear that everything is turning out well for you on the move so far.Morning everyone.HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2nd Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 So I was doing a printer audit at a company on Friday and found a HP printer with 7,278,394 pages on it! I dont think I had ever seen a printer with more than 3 million pages on it before this one. Insane. If you take the average supply and service rate for that machine this company (assuming same company had it the whole time and didnt buy it used) they have spent nearly $95K on this one printer.hp5SI ?5SI and Color Laser JetGreatest printers EVER! AINEC! Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ditto.Good mourning. Link to post Share on other sites
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