booyaga 0 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I'm so proud.do they allow cell phones in the school?.....cuz somebody must have taped that shiznit Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 extremely lame self-quote. 30-minute ban on posting.aaaaaaaaaaand I'm back. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I could only come up with racist, but that would be pretty funny coming from a skinhead.Why would AlIn be offended if called a n***er...that would just make him laugh. He's the whitest guy i know...I'm so proud.meh...better that then a three-classroom killing spree, i suppose. Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 There is a mock fantasy baseball draft? You have got to be kidding me. (just in case you can't tell, I'm not addicted to it)Oh yeah. ESPN.com --> Fantasy Baseball --> Mock Draft Lobby.I've done like 20 of them already... and I'm 100% prepared for any draft pick or any situation. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Oh yeah. ESPN.com --> Fantasy Baseball --> Mock Draft Lobby.I've done like 20 of them already... and I'm 100% prepared for any draft pick or any situation.are you still setting up the army league or do you want me to do it? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Not to get too entangled in this discussion, because I don't have a ton to bring to the table, but that's pretty much how I've always envisioned it. Hell is all of my worst nightmares realized, while Heaven is all of my greatest dreams realized.Another general question for anyone who wants to answer (see, Norm, I'm learning ):My grandparents are pretty much the only ones in my family who are religious so I have what I will admit is a limited experience with other denominations outside of fundamental Baptist. They never talk about what heaven is like. I can tell you expressly and vividly what they think hell is like, though. Is that because we don't know what heaven is like? What does your faith say heaven is like? Specifics would be helpful. Like if it's similar to earth or completely different. Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 are you still setting up the army league or do you want me to do it?Could you do it? I really don't care about any of the specifics. When and where, and I'll show up. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Could you do it? I really don't care about any of the specifics. When and where, and I'll show up.no probs...I'll set it for a monday night 10 p.m EST so the west coasters can join in.Lemme get a show of hands who wants to participate.I know so far it's me, TJ, Shaver... Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 they aren't alive to start with. But if they were, when they die, what is fax heaven like?I would guess that a fax machine in fax heaven never has to send or receive another fax again. Who wants to spend eternity doing what they did here? Been there, done that. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I'm so proud.Wow, middle school sure has changed since I was there. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Why would AlIn be offended if called a n***er...that would just make him laugh. He's the whitest guy i know...Seriously? Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I would guess that a fax machine in fax heaven never has to send or receive another fax again. Who wants to spend eternity doing what they did here? Been there, done that.If I get into heaven, I'd want to do a lot of the same stuff I do now. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Seriously?yup, seriously. If some white guy called me a n***er, i'd laugh. Is it really that demeaning a term used by a white guy to another white guy? I'd take much more offense to being called a cocksucker or motherfucker..etc... Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 yup, seriously. If some white guy called me a n***er, i'd laugh. Is it really that demeaning a term used by a white guy to another white guy? I'd take much more offense to being called a cocksucker or motherfucker..etc...Around these parts it is a term of endearment.. but usually only between the same races Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 If I get into heaven, I'd want to do a lot of the same stuff I do now.I'm betting writing market analysis isn't one of those things. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 no probs...I'll set it for a monday night 10 p.m EST so the west coasters can join in.Lemme get a show of hands who wants to participate.I know so far it's me, TJ, Shaver...I'm in. Any way we could make the draft 10:30 or is that getting too late for the East Coasters?Monday is my early day at work but I still don't get home till about 10:15-10:20 EST. Otherwise I guess I could have the first couple rounds autodrafted for me. Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 They never talk about what heaven is like. I can tell you expressly and vividly what they think hell is like, though. Is that because we don't know what heaven is like? What does your faith say heaven is like? Specifics would be helpful. Like if it's similar to earth or completely different.I get the feeling that both Heaven and Hell are beyond our corporeal human comprehension. Like, I don't think Heaven is a place with golden sidewalks and a never-ending flow of root beer. I think it's more of a Buddhist kind of thing: excessive want leads to suffering, and releasing onesself from want is the path to spiritual nirvana. The eternal presence of God, or the absence of God's presence for Hell, is the way it makes sense to me... beyond my comprehension.I guess I just prefer it that way. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 yup, seriously. If some white guy called me a n***er, i'd laugh. Is it really that demeaning a term used by a white guy to another white guy? I'd take much more offense to being called a cocksucker or motherfucker..etc...I really doubt it's about the color of his skin. I bet it's more about not liking derogatory terms that are historically used on people like, oh, see, I don't know, maybe his daughter being used at all especially in the presence of the child's mother. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 CHJOTD timeA wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in s ome more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! A re you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple ofeggs?"The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Around these parts it is a term of endearment.. but usually only between the same racesagreed. But I would never think of that term to insult someone else.I'm in. Any way we could make the draft 10:30 or is that getting too late for the East Coasters?Monday is my early day at work but I still don't get home till about 10:15-10:20 EST. Otherwise I guess I could have the first couple rounds autodrafted for me.I'm sure we can make accommodations. I'm making a list.I really doubt it's about the color of his skin. I bet it's more about not liking derogatory terms that are historically used on people like, oh, see, I don't know, maybe his daughter being used at all especially in the presence of the child's mother.Fair enough, but do you really think the skinhead know the genealogy of his daughter? I just find it absurd that that's a word one white guy uses to insult another white guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 agreed. But I would never think of that term to insult someone else.I'm sure we can make accommodations. I'm making a list.Fair enough, but do you really think the skinhead know the genealogy of his daughter? I just find it absurd that that's a word one white guy uses to insult another white guy.Why don't you just shut your hole, you bald Atheist you. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Fair enough, but do you really think the skinhead know the genealogy of his daughter? I just find it absurd that that's a word one white guy uses to insult another white guy.I don't think it matters. I think it's a word that's offensive to Denny at the very least and as her husband I'm sure he felt some need to say something about it. Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Monday's are bad for me... I have pool league until 10:30 most nights.Any other weeknight is fine though. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Especially if he's in shorts and sandals.Guess noone caught the white text... Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 yup, seriously. If some white guy called me a n***er, i'd laugh. Is it really that demeaning a term used by a white guy to another white guy? I'd take much more offense to being called a cocksucker or motherfucker..etc...I don't take offense to being called anything really. I would say I've been called just about everything you can think of....and I AM a lot of what I've been called too! It's the truff! Usually if someone is trying to start with me (at a bar or playing hockey or just about anywhere), I just agree with them.Them: You're a asshole, mother fucker.Me: I'm more of an an asshole than you know and I'll fuck your mother, if you want...just say please.Ah, I miss the HS/college hockey shit talking days. Link to post Share on other sites
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