renaedawn 1 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 im curious at what place and point were you in a discussion that you heard someone say that guys are more prone to pissing themselves.how does something like this come up?I don't know about Shaver's discussion but I believe her statement to be true. Of all the pissing in inappropriate places while drunk stories I've ever heard, 95% of the offenders are male. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I don't know about Shaver's discussion but I believe her statement to be true. Of all the pissing in inappropriate places while drunk stories I've ever heard, 95% of the offenders are male.did you make that percentage up? to have 95% that means you would to have heard at least 20 pissing in appropriate places while drunk stories of which 19 were male offenders. Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 WTF is an instigator? Is it someone who applies to Florida with a 2.5 GPA?It's a penalty given to the player tht is deemed to have prompted a fight. Generally given to the player that just goes and jumps the other player unfairly at the beginning of a fight. It's a penalty given at the descretion of the ref.note: the spelling sucked cause work got in the way. Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 did you make that percentage up? to have 95% that means you would to have heard at least 20 pissing in appropriate places while drunk stories of which 19 were male offenders.That's not true…she could have listened to 10 stories and have 9.5 of them be male offenders and that's 95% Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 That's not true…she could have listened to 10 stories and have 9.5 of them be male offenders and that's 95%NUH UH Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I have pissed with a nuclear missile literally inches from my head. js.FGS Lutjens - German Destroyer. I was sent there on a crew exchange.have any idea how fast you stop peeing and sober up when a german mauser m2 taps your head?it's fast! Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I have pissed with a nuclear missile literally inches from my head. js.FGS Lutjens - German Destroyer. I was sent there on a crew exchange.have any idea how fast you stop peeing and sober up when a german mauser m2 taps your head?it's fast!that is a great story, one of my favs Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I started my diet yesterday. I am trying a bit of a different approach. Of course I am taking diet pills.. but I haven’t decided to do any specific type of diet. I started looking up the foods that are considered “Negative Calorie Foods”. Most of what I have eaten in the past 2 days are those foods, plus some protein. I am trying to stay low fat, lower carb and within a certain calorie range (Under 1000)Yesterday I managed to stay at: 641 calories, 25 Carbs, 27 Fat and 51 protein.Today I am shooting for slightly more calories though.I guess I will see how this works after a week.. If not, I will have to try to adjust it some. I REALLY don't want to buy bigger jeans..Good luck!I think that's pretty much what the Nutrisystem thing is except I'm too lazy to figure out all that stuff on my own.I'm going to the doctor tomorrow for my blood workup that I have to have every 6 months. Any good phrases or excuses I should be sure to use when asking for some Fastin? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 did you make that percentage up? to have 95% that means you would to have heard at least 20 pissing in appropriate places while drunk stories of which 19 were male offenders.I did make it up but now that you've done the math for me, I'm right. All the stories we've told in here have male offenders. All the stories I have from my real life have male offenders.In fact, now that I think about it, maybe it's 100%. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 NUH UHUH HUH.One story involved a guy with a really really really small dick so he's only a .5. Link to post Share on other sites
booyaga 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 i pissed on my leg once...just once Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I did make it up but now that you've done the math for me, I'm right. All the stories we've told in here have male offenders. All the stories I have from my real life have male offenders.In fact, now that I think about it, maybe it's 100%.read tim's story about the girl with no panties....so you're back down to 95% Link to post Share on other sites
pupsamazingwife 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 TPIUWPAnd don't say stuff like that when Spicey's around, she thinks she's perfect. She is! My Ex husband pissed the bed once when he was horribly drunk. I wanted to beat the living shiit out of him.One of my best friends pissed on me while he was drunk... he was passed out and we were afraid he was gonna puke and choke so i laid down next to him to keep him on his side and next thing i know my leg is all wet. Oh and might I add, I was pregnant and the only sober one there. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Good luck!I think that's pretty much what the Nutrisystem thing is except I'm too lazy to figure out all that stuff on my own.I'm going to the doctor tomorrow for my blood workup that I have to have every 6 months. Any good phrases or excuses I should be sure to use when asking for some Fastin?Yep.. I want to lose weight, in fact I am on Nutri System, but I am finding myself still being hungry. I would like some "help" with that. Can you please give me 30 days of Fastin? Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 UH HUH.One story involved a guy with a really really really small dick so he's only a .5.shhhh Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 hiYo.Ok, I saw this and had to comment on it. I love pissing-when-drunk stories, they make me giggle like a school girl with no panties on. TMI?I may have told a few of these before, but....1) One of my room mates (Gryn) in college was a pisser.I met Gryn in CA, didn't I? Good mourning.I have never pissed anywhere inappropriate. Unless you count in a men's bathroom at a concert because the line to the women's was around the block. That doesn't count though cause I was fully aware of what I was doing and was doing it on purpose.I peed in the men's bathroom at the Louvre. They were individual little rooms and the ladies' were all out of paper so I went in a men's. My best friend Missy's ex used to get drunk and pee himself. Twice he wet my couch. That totally sucked.Any good phrases or excuses I should be sure to use when asking for some Fastin?I need an answer to this, too. Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 So this one time me and a couple buddies went down to a keg party at GCSU, georgia college and state university in the charming southern city of Milledgeville.One of my friends, David, had something like 6 cups of hunch-punch and 14 cups of keg beer BEFORE we went to the bar. We went downtown to a martini bar type thing and he started guzzling scotches neat, in a rocks glass with no ice. To this day I have no idea how he didn't puke in the bar. Anyway, we're walking back and quickly realize David can't walk. We stepped out of the bar, and he tripped over the curb and hit the sidewalk the bridge of his nose first. His glasses broke in two between the eyes, there was a huge gash on his forehead, and he had blood dripping down his nose and cheek all over his face.We walk back to the house party we were staying at, and David sits down on the couch outside next to the keg, fills up a beer... takes one sip... and eases back and starts to go to sleep sitting up with his hands in his lap. Next thing we know he awakes with a start and pukes ALL OVER his chest and his lap. I mean, it was gallons and gallons of puke. David's a big guy, about 260. And then he goes back to sleep in his puke.Then we all go to bed. The host of the party takes his girlfriend back to his room to go to bed, and we're all crashed on other couches indoors.We find out the next morning that David got up, out of his puke, walked into the house, passed by two bathrooms, and walked in on the host and his girl while they were having sex to piss on the bedroom flooor. And then he walked back outside and slept in the puke again. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Twice he wet my couch.yes i took that out of context Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Off to show one of my listings.... back later. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I met Gryn in CA, didn't I?Yes, you did, good memory!To change these % of men/women, I can tell Janna pissing stories. I will tell them, but I don't have enough time today...or maybe this year...to tell them all. Let's just say she's pissed on her share of beds, couches, guys, a garage floor while passed out in a lawn chair, and a roof in the South Side. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Tim - http://stores.musictoday.com/store/product...OMBO&sfid=2 Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Lolli, I really like you, but I'm gonna have to disagree. He looks somewhat like Jeff, but not enough that I would ever mistake him for Jeff, who is hotter.Yep.QFMFTWe were having this same conversation and someone said they read it somewhere….and I remember them saying that…Date and time of said conversation I can't rememberWas it written in two notebooks?UH HUH.One story involved a guy with a really really really small dick so he's only a .5.Or one of them might have been about pogue. Link to post Share on other sites
jhnyblz 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Shaver and Jarret - We need to talk about these Yanks/Os games.July 27th-29th (Fri-Sun) the Yanks are back in Baltimore since the other one was during the week. I'm sure Shaver wouldn't mind going to both series. Ok, I saw this and had to comment on it. I love pissing-when-drunk stories, they make me giggle like a school girl with no panties on. TMI?I may have told a few of these before, but....Ok, back to work, later!People are walking by giving me akward glances since I'm nearly pissing myself with all of these pissing stories. Funny shit. Yep.. I want to lose weight, in fact I am on Nutri System, but I am finding myself still being hungry. I would like some "help" with that. Can you please give me 30 days of Fastin?Drink water in those times that you feel cravings for food. It really helps. And you'll only gain a bit of water weight that you should get rid of by peeing yourself (or your fridge) or having some good wholesome sex. ALIN-made you look. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 ALIN-made you look.DAMNIT! I always fall for that one, well played sir Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I don't think I've seen this posted yet.This was a division two tournament Link to post Share on other sites
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