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I'm about to drink wine and eat french fries. Gourmet.edit: Yep...I liked my own post.

Happy Fourth of July to those that celebrate. I have a couple of Angus steaks marinating in K.C.Masterpiece Steakhouse blend as I type. That will go with a shrimp cocktail, twice baked potato and corn

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I found out today the former owner of the resturaunt I work at used to be called/named "Shaver". Being the internet fag that I am, I thought of you.That is all.:scampers away:
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yeah!!hope ur sharing!!!just finished catching up...We put a hold on an apartment today. will post pics if we can find them...i'm excited...25th floor :)but i'm off to bed now
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yeah!!hope ur sharing!!!just finished catching up...We put a hold on an apartment today. will post pics if we can find them...i'm excited...25th floor :)but i'm off to bed now
good night you.
Nightie night babies!
good night nicky.
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PokerStars Game #8411813275: Tournament #42817114, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/02/12 - 20:18:10 (ET)Table '42817114 2' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: jagged4698 (2615 in chips) Seat 2: 2bthebest (1570 in chips) Seat 3: KevinJA8 (1225 in chips) Seat 4: scr 1899 (1605 in chips) Seat 5: finztothelft (1650 in chips) Seat 6: Beaverstyle (900 in chips) Seat 7: Tr@ckeR (1630 in chips) Seat 8: FiGMan (1550 in chips) Seat 9: lunarphase (1920 in chips) finztothelft: posts small blind 15Beaverstyle: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to KevinJA8 [Jh Ah]Tr@ckeR: folds FiGMan: raises 60 to 90lunarphase: folds Tr@ckeR said, "haha"jagged4698: folds 2bthebest: calls 90KevinJA8: calls 90scr 1899: folds finztothelft: folds Beaverstyle: folds *** FLOP *** [5c 7h Kh]FiGMan: checks 2bthebest: bets 240KevinJA8: raises 895 to 1135 and is all-inFiGMan: folds 2bthebest: calls 895*** TURN *** [5c 7h Kh] [Ts]*** RIVER *** [5c 7h Kh Ts] [8s]*** SHOW DOWN ***2bthebest: shows [Kd 8d] (two pair, Kings and Eights)KevinJA8: shows [Jh Ah] (high card Ace)Beaverstyle said, "gg"2bthebest collected 2585 from potjagged4698 said, "draw queen"scr 1899 said, "gg"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2585 | Rake 0 Board [5c 7h Kh Ts 8s]Seat 1: jagged4698 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: 2bthebest showed [Kd 8d] and won (2585) with two pair, Kings and EightsSeat 3: KevinJA8 showed [Jh Ah] and lost with high card AceSeat 4: scr 1899 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: finztothelft (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: Beaverstyle (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: Tr@ckeR folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: FiGMan folded on the FlopSeat 9: lunarphase folded before Flop (didn't bet)....wtf is with the K8 pf call?
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Mandy Moore.I mean... What?:scampers away:
It is? I didn't even recognize her from Entourage.Sigh, I'm getting old and senile already.
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So i promised kristen I would tell this story today and sometimes I'm a man of my word.Back last week when I had to go give blood for dna testing at the probation office ...I have a 12:35 appointment and I get there about 12:20 and the waiting room is full of some high class people.This one lady stood out from the rest cause her cell phone kept going off every 14 seconds with this ghetto rap music so loud that my deaf uncle could hear from 2 blocks away.Not to out do the volume of her cell phone she talked louder then anyone ive ever heard.If you have ever seen the movie Friday and know the Ice Cubes girlfriend who is all ghetto on the phone like "who da fuk did you go to da show wit last night!??!?" this girl in the lobby was a fat version of her, complete with blonde extensions. Apparently its cool for black chicks to call dudes that call them nigga in public cause i know I heard that at least 3 times in 5 minutes; "WHAT UP NIGGA" was the apparent "hello".So anyways we get called back to the little lab room in groups of 5 and LUCKY ME I was in the group with ghetto girl, we shall call her Shaniqua from here on out.So my appointment happens to be first and I go and first thing they do is finger print you which is fun.Then they sit you in a chair and make sure you verify all the info is correct on this little card, etc etc.I start unbuttoning my shirt sleeve and begin to roll it up and the nurse lady is like "oh no honey we dont take the blood from your arm, we just do a little finger prick"I was like "Sweet action" and then Shaniqua starts yelling from the back of the small room "OHHHHHHHH HELLLLL NOOOOOOO". Everyone turned to look at her and she continued on "Your taking my blood with a mutha fukin needle, yuz sure is shit aint prickin mah finga"I said "your telling me you would rather have a needle stuck in your arm then a little finger prick" then i immediately followed up with "oh my bad, silly question"Well apparently Shaniqua didnt find this as funny as myself or the rest of the room did and would you know it "I" (alan, hicken, chicken, etc) too can be a nigga as I learned from her addressment (i made up that word). She goes on "Oh fuk u nigga, who da fuk joo think joo is. Cause I'm black I gots to be all cranked up all da time". I quickly wussed out and told her to relax I was just kidding around and I would much rather have a little finger prick then a vile of blood taken.Sooooooo I get my finger pricked and they have this little card with 6 circles and you have to get enough blood to fill in all 6 circles. Well as soon as the first circle got filled we hear this *THUD*. apparently badass Shaniqua turned out to be a bit of a pansyass Shaniqua as she was now out cold on the floor behind me. A little smelling salt and about 30 seconds and she was good as new though.I dont think I have ever laughed so hard as when I was driving back to work thinking about that girl hitting the floor at the sight of a drop of my blood, but it was definitely some funny shizit.OK Kristen, there ya go, thats my story.

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Evening. Back from work. Finally.I don't get it. We ended up getting maybe 8-9 inches of snow total, but it pretty much stopped by like 5 or 6 o'clock. I'm driving home and the roads are all still fucked. Even on pretty busy/main roads, there's snow all over the place.Brutal, it took me like 40 minutes to drive home instead of 20-25.

Home time.
Hey Vann. Hope things are well with you.
Anyone up for an army game?
Yeah, but it looks like I'm about 5 hours late. :club:
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Good morning nobody. It's about 1:00 am AK time and I am tired. I was supremely busy today and worked a 17 hour shift investigating a Sexual Assault. So all in all, not a fun day. I hope everyone has an awesome Valentines Day and gets to kiss their Valentine. I don't get to kiss mine until March 12. Good night everyone who isn't here.

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So i promised kristen I would tell this story today and sometimes I'm a man of my word.Back last week when I had to go give blood for dna testing at the probation office ...I have a 12:35 appointment and I get there about 12:20 and the waiting room is full of some high class people.This one lady stood out from the rest cause her cell phone kept going off every 14 seconds with this ghetto rap music so loud that my deaf uncle could hear from 2 blocks away.Not to out do the volume of her cell phone she talked louder then anyone ive ever heard.If you have ever seen the movie Friday and know the Ice Cubes girlfriend who is all ghetto on the phone like "who da fuk did you go to da show wit last night!??!?" this girl in the lobby was a fat version of her, complete with blonde extensions. Apparently its cool for black chicks to call dudes that call them nigga in public cause i know I heard that at least 3 times in 5 minutes; "WHAT UP NIGGA" was the apparent "hello".So anyways we get called back to the little lab room in groups of 5 and LUCKY ME I was in the group with ghetto girl, we shall call her Shaniqua from here on out.So my appointment happens to be first and I go and first thing they do is finger print you which is fun.Then they sit you in a chair and make sure you verify all the info is correct on this little card, etc etc.I start unbuttoning my shirt sleeve and begin to roll it up and the nurse lady is like "oh no honey we dont take the blood from your arm, we just do a little finger prick"I was like "Sweet action" and then Shaniqua starts yelling from the back of the small room "OHHHHHHHH HELLLLL NOOOOOOO". Everyone turned to look at her and she continued on "Your taking my blood with a mutha fukin needle, yuz sure is shit aint prickin mah finga"I said "your telling me you would rather have a needle stuck in your arm then a little finger prick" then i immediately followed up with "oh my bad, silly question"Well apparently Shaniqua didnt find this as funny as myself or the rest of the room did and would you know it "I" (alan, hicken, chicken, etc) too can be a nigga as I learned from her addressment (i made up that word). She goes on "Oh fuk u nigga, who da fuk joo think joo is. Cause I'm black I gots to be all cranked up all da time". I quickly wussed out and told her to relax I was just kidding around and I would much rather have a little finger prick then a vile of blood taken.Sooooooo I get my finger pricked and they have this little card with 6 circles and you have to get enough blood to fill in all 6 circles. Well as soon as the first circle got filled we hear this *THUD*. apparently badass Shaniqua turned out to be a bit of a pansyass Shaniqua as she was now out cold on the floor behind me. A little smelling salt and about 30 seconds and she was good as new though.I dont think I have ever laughed so hard as when I was driving back to work thinking about that girl hitting the floor at the sight of a drop of my blood, but it was definitely some funny shizit.OK Kristen, there ya go, thats my story.
Gr8 story!
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So i promised kristen I would tell this story today and sometimes I'm a man of my word.OK Kristen, there ya go, thats my story.
LMAO!! That was awesome!! If one Shaniqua got on you, imagine how it was going to my High School with 200 of her lol
When I first saw this, I thought it said Dildo.
Me too hehe
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Well that was fun. 2 foot snow drifts in my driveway. Thank Dog for teenagers!Happy Valentine's Day Happy hump dayHappy bday Stud!

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