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OWNED. Just get in your truck and go home!
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STFU Lightweight!
Cause baby well beAt the drive-inIn the old mans fordBehind the bushesTill Im screamin for moreDown the basementLock the cellar doorAnd babyTalk dirty to me
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Make sure you drink a beer while doing the shopping.
That's my move right there. Chill on a beer in the aisles, and pay for the 5-pack up front, haha
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Two ChuckSty classics....

side note: i once bet a guy a case of beer in high school to eat a piece of crap on a dorito and he did it. it was hilarious and disgusting. i later found out that my girlfriend at the time had had sex with this disgusting beast. beerains are you that man. are you the dooodooo eater. Is your name Corey Myers?
story from yesterday. spice i'm only sharing this bit of retarded embarrassing story for your enjoyment. anyway i went grocery shopping yesterday. i was starving and i think i had only slept for about an hour or two the night before. anyway, i walk throught the beer section and get a 12 pack of budweiser bottles. (i know some people may or may not like this beer) anyway then i walk past a fridge with a bottle of root beer and think man i'm thristy. (i hadn't slept hardly at all and really looked like a real **** up at this point) anyway a light goes off in my head. I can take the label off a budweiser and drink it while i get my grocery shopping done under the guise it is root beer (i am also stoned as ****) . So at this point i'm walking around the grocery store (and i've learned the key to this kind of art is being natural and not looking sketchy) and i'm saying hi to people and stuff and thinking in my head this is the most fun grocery shopping ever. anyway a couple people give me a strange look after they glance down at bottle but in general so far it's about the most pleasant trip to the store ever (i hate grocery shopping; who would have guessed) also i have noticed a couple guys who were with there wives gave me a kind of man i wish look, so it was going great. so i'm on my second beer when the story takes a turn for the worst. I was spotted helping myself to a chicken nugget at the food bar, with beer in hand while chatting it up with old couple. when i get the "excuse me, sir" i turn around and there's a manger. i walk over there (beer still in hand) and ask him if he needs some help with something. (dumb question) He asks me if i plan on paying for the food i was eating. I said it was a taste test and i didn't like the chicken but maybe i'll have some breaded shrimp. At this point i walk over to my cart and he follows me and we are still talking. He's seems like a relatively cool guy and he laughs when i tell him that i didn't like the chicken. He mentions me making myslef at home, and i say that it feels better to shop this way. He hasn't said anyting about the beer yet and i'm somewhat worried but am still drinking it hoping that he won't buy it that i have the nerve to actually drink the beer in front of him. So were at my cart and i'm ready to turn and push off when he sees that my 12 pack is open. He laughs and says" man you almost got me, i can't believe your actually doing that. I was wondering." Now knowing the jig is up i had nothing to say, so i went with, "what this isn't allowed, i'm gonna pay for it" I figured police are surely getting involved at this point. but manager says look man, i don't want you to get in trouble. frankly i think it's awesome your doing this, but if let you walk out the front door and anotehr manager sees all this i could get in huge trouble. so we pushed my cart over to the back past the frozen foods and into the storage area and then we shake hands, he introduces himself as Michael, and i hop down of the truck loader, light up my last cigarette and walk around store and back to car sans groceries.
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speaking of him, is anyone getting updates from the pca?
hes @ about $18K right nowin other news ... PMJackson21, forum member, shows up 6 hours late for Day 1 and has been blinded all the way into the 200/400 blind level. ooops
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