crazyIvan 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Conversation I just had with my boss:Boss: I just emailed a new project timeline to the VPs.Me: Okay.Boss: All the dates are lies and we can't meet the timeline. Since I'm leaving now, and won't get back from Korea til the end of next week, they will probably come to you with questions.Me: Great. Thanks.Boss: It's not really a problem. Just tell them you've reviewed it and agree with it. We all know this is BS anyway.Me: But I haven't reviewed it and I don't know what it says.Boss: Well, okay, I'll send you an e-mail with it from home later.Me: Right. You should know better than to put me in this position because I don't lie about stuff like that. Maybe you should consider extending your stay in Korea for like a month or 6?Boss: I'm not worried. See ya next week. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
Rybo 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 This is her.And we'll try this:You lucky old manNot yet but I have faith in him.Really? Hasn't it been years for him when it comes to "someone" different?because i didn't cheat on my wife, you doofus. I'm single now.I know this, which is why I said "someone different." What I meant was, you have been out of the game a while. What worked for you ex might not work for her. I was simply saying you're rusty old man . Plus it was meant as a joke, sorry it wasn't funny Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I could be in Jersey in under 10 minutes.Yeah but an hour and a half away from me hehe.. We WILL end up in Atlantic City one day SOON.. or next time Norm comes to visit the Elizabeth relatives.. We can all meet in the middle somewhere Well I am right by the Walt Whitman bridge and can be in Atlantic City in about an hour.Also unfortunatly, my weekends are booked until after the ACHA National Tournament (hockey).Of course I could always get "sick" HEY WAIT JUST A GOD DAMNED MINUTE!If you can "get sick" to go see Jersey you can damn well be "sick" the weekend of the Vegas trip.:snooty: :hand:keep reading.I did and I still say::snooty: : hand:fair enough. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ouch. busted! heheBye nikki! sorry i was out smoking! :evil: :x :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:Why are you sad, Scott? I haven't broken down yet. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 You lucky old manAttention K-Mart Shoppers. Big Hitter Weekend--Toronto' date=' has been moved up to sometime during the three months, as it appears there are some serious foreign relations that need to be attended to.[/quote']You know, of course, that whenever you come to Canada, it will be filled with Canadians, hence making any weekend available for improving foreign relations.Of course here, you'll be the damn dirty foreigners. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ouch. busted! heheBye nikki! sorry i was out smoking! :evil: :x :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:Why are you sad, Scott? I haven't broken down yet.Sorry missread. Thought you ha 72o. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'm not from PhillyBut some say I'm bluntThat's just the way I amblunt....that's just the way I roll... Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Henry...do you enjoy dealing? Like can you see yourself doing this for a while/have you done this for a while?I thought about it briefly, but never really followed through. I found schools and everything. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Conversation I just had with my boss:Boss: I just emailed a new project timeline to the VPs.Me: Okay.Boss: All the dates are lies and we can't meet the timeline. Since I'm leaving now, and won't get back from Korea til the end of next week, they will probably come to you with questions.Me: Great. Thanks.Boss: It's not really a problem. Just tell them you've reviewed it and agree with it. We all know this is BS anyway.Me: But I haven't reviewed it and I don't know what it says.Boss: Well, okay, I'll send you an e-mail with it from home later.Me: Right. You should know better than to put me in this position because I don't lie about stuff like that. Maybe you should consider extending your stay in Korea for like a month or 6?Boss: I'm not worried. See ya next week. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:If he's not worried, I guess I'm not either. Have a drink. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 hey I found a cock shot from over 20 years ago. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ouch. busted! heheBye nikki! sorry i was out smoking! :evil: :x :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:Why are you sad, Scott? I haven't broken down yet.this is ++++++ EVafter the St. Louis Rams defeated the Atlanta Falcons a couple of Octobers ago on Monday night, I got done watching the game, stubbed out my cig and said to myself "let's see how long I can quit for." haven't had one cig since. and my ganja intake hasn't risen either(hasn't gone down as well) Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Good morning yall.bluff?And you all wonder why I was forced to spell it out.asscock. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Tomorrow2:00pmall-in first handsuckas! Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Henry's reading some of the old thread.Henry has noticed that the Army does not still talk in the 3rd person on Fridays.JSRenae misses 3rd person Fridays and thinks we should go back to that. Third person Fridays were instrumental in helping Renae learn everyone's name. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 We'll start a new segment of this show sometime called "Porn Time with Renae". Who wants to help me write it?Seriously, I had to stop or I was gonna have to go to the bathroom or something. Doodlebug is doing funny things to my brain lately.It's nice to know that my effect on women is making them have to go to the bathroom or something. Very well put, Dumbass. Thanks.Well I can't very well just take care of it right here at my desk. I mean, I'm not wearing a skirt. It would be awkward. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Blue likes them too Link to post Share on other sites
Rybo 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Henry's reading some of the old thread.Henry has noticed that the Army does not still talk in the 3rd person on Fridays.JSRenae misses 3rd person Fridays and thinks we should go back to that. Third person Fridays were instrumental in helping Renae learn everyone's name.Ryan likes this idea because Ryan see's that a lot of new people have started posting every once in a while Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Henry...do you enjoy dealing? Like can you see yourself doing this for a while/have you done this for a while?I thought about it briefly, but never really followed through. I found schools and everything.I always tell people "It's better than real work."I've been at the casino for almost 8 years, been dealing for about 4 1/2. It's not bad. After a while, you get a little burned out cuz it can get really repetitive some days.I definitely plan on staying in the business, but I would rather move up to full-time floorperson. I temp as a floor now (only a couple days a month), and I enjoy that a little more. I don't want to still be dealing 10 years from now.Also thought about moving to Vegas or more of a vacation locale...not sure yet. My casino can be a grind when you see the same crabby ass people 4 times a week. Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 lance is way too fucking lazy to catch up right now after just waking up. lance would like to say hello to everyone out there right now.lance booked his first losing session last night, -300 at the aladdin, although he apparently gained some respect from the regulars there. they ran a 5-10 horse game with 2-7 triple draw lowball attached to the end, and lance had a blast and held his own in that game, and then took some bad beats in the 1/2 NL game to get down.lance is probably having in n out for the 5th time in 6 days for lunch.lance hopes renae is happy with the 3rd person shit:heart: Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Henry...do you enjoy dealing? Like can you see yourself doing this for a while/have you done this for a while?I thought about it briefly, but never really followed through. I found schools and everything.John.. I have been wanting for YEARS to go to school and be a dealer.. The only school close to me is an hour and 20 minutes from my house.. if there was one closer, I would have been there a long time ago!! Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Henry's reading some of the old thread.Henry has noticed that the Army does not still talk in the 3rd person on Fridays.JSRenae misses 3rd person Fridays and thinks we should go back to that. Third person Fridays were instrumental in helping Renae learn everyone's name.Ryan likes this idea because Ryan see's that a lot of new people have started posting every once in a whileSharon fully agrees with this also.. For the reasons stated above by Renae.. Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Henry...do you enjoy dealing? Like can you see yourself doing this for a while/have you done this for a while?I thought about it briefly, but never really followed through. I found schools and everything.John.. I have been wanting for YEARS to go to school and be a dealer.. The only school close to me is an hour and 20 minutes from my house.. if there was one closer, I would have been there a long time ago!!since i haven't caught up, i'm going to have to go on blind assumption and believe that you're talking about poker dealing...if you're not, disregard the rest of this post and flame me or whatever.talking to a dealer at the aladdin last night, best dealer i've ever seen, he asked me where i was frmo and all, told him that i just moved in, wanted to be a dealer..."let me give you one piece of advice...never go to dealer's school. you pay them a thousand bucks and they teach you how to shuffle. casinos don't care if you went to school, they care if you can pitch the cards out fast and keep the action moving. practice at home and you'll save yourself a bunch of time and money." Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Good morning yall.bluff?And you all wonder why I was forced to spell it out.asscock.Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving. PS - Alans not really leavingPSS -Alan hates your new avatar Jeff Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Henry...do you enjoy dealing? Like can you see yourself doing this for a while/have you done this for a while?I thought about it briefly, but never really followed through. I found schools and everything.I always tell people "It's better than real work."I've been at the casino for almost 8 years, been dealing for about 4 1/2. It's not bad. After a while, you get a little burned out cuz it can get really repetitive some days.I definitely plan on staying in the business, but I would rather move up to full-time floorperson. I temp as a floor now (only a couple days a month), and I enjoy that a little more. I don't want to still be dealing 10 years from now.Also thought about moving to Vegas or more of a vacation locale...not sure yet. My casino can be a grind when you see the same crabby ass people 4 times a week.John wants to know if you think there is a lot of room for movement as well as flexability in scheduling. He guesses some of it depends on which casino you work at. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ouch. busted! heheBye nikki! sorry i was out smoking! :evil: :x :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:Why are you sad, Scott? I haven't broken down yet.this is ++++++ EVafter the St. Louis Rams defeated the Atlanta Falcons a couple of Octobers ago on Monday night, I got done watching the game, stubbed out my cig and said to myself "let's see how long I can quit for." haven't had one cig since. and my ganja intake hasn't risen either(hasn't gone down as well)I was really worried about wanting one after smoking a bowl. I wasn't going to get high last night because I was afraid I'd really really want a cig. But then when I busted out of that freeroll I really wanted to get high so being the slacker that I am I did. Surprisingly, the cigarette craving wasn't worse, in fact, it might have been better. Link to post Share on other sites
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