renaedawn 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ohh I forgot.. My boss came over to me yesterday.. He says.. do you smoke? I said no.. He said.. Well grab your jacket and come outside with me, we need to talk..I was Like OH SHIT what did I do now??? I thought I was in some deeeeeep Doo Doo for something..Basically they are going to hire a new person to take some of the crap off me!! My other boss has been bugging him like crazy to hire a new person and he wanted to get an idea of my work load from me.. So once I told him all the crap I do all day.. he said OK.. then I agree we do need another person.. I just didn't want to sign off on something you didn't feel we need!!Whew!!Kick ass. The new person we hired a few months ago is sort of frustrating to me, but it's nice to have the extra help. Earlier today I had to show her how to make rows bigger in Excel.You know that's cause she wants you to lean over her right?BTW could you come show me how to make columns wider?Ok, the only advantage to somebody leaning over is cleavage as far as I can tell. I have no boobs. Also, she's like my mom's age so I'm not really into that whole scene. But if that really is the reason then I'm very uncomfortable now. And there's a "widen your column" joke in there somewhere to be made, but I can't quite put my finger on it.Nope cleavage is not the only reason. There's this neat little thing about your faces being really close together when you're leaning over someone staring at the same computer screen. And you can barely smell his shampoo and the gum he's chewing and you can feel the heat his skin radiates. Then you both look at each other and.....Why'd you stop? keep going! teaser! hahaWe'll start a new segment of this show sometime called "Porn Time with Renae". Who wants to help me write it?Seriously, I had to stop or I was gonna have to go to the bathroom or something. Doodlebug is doing funny things to my brain lately.you don't seem to need any help writing it. quite the wordsmith.Thanks, Cliff. I like creating images with words. I also like smells. Which is probably why traditional porn is not really my thing.I also like that you ate again today. :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I could be in Jersey in under 10 minutes.Yeah but an hour and a half away from me hehe.. We WILL end up in Atlantic City one day SOON.. or next time Norm comes to visit the Elizabeth relatives.. We can all meet in the middle somewhere Well I am right by the Walt Whitman bridge and can be in Atlantic City in about an hour.Also unfortunatly, my weekends are booked until after the ACHA National Tournament (hockey).Of course I could always get "sick" HEY WAIT JUST A GOD DAMNED MINUTE!If you can "get sick" to go see Jersey you can damn well be "sick" the weekend of the Vegas trip.:snooty: :hand:keep reading. Link to post Share on other sites
Rybo 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 This is her.And we'll try this:You lucky old manNot yet but I have faith in him.Really? Hasn't it been years for him when it comes to "someone" different? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 back from lunch. ham and swiss, spicy mustard on a roll, chips, pickles, water.This post either destroys General Tso's record for longest time between double posts, or you had the exact same lunch today as you did like two days ago.Either way, I salute you, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ok, in my tournament box is a link to the different ones. If want to play in the 2pm tourney on jan 16 it looks like I have to wait until that day to sign up. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 back from lunch. ham and swiss, spicy mustard on a roll, chips, pickles, water.This post either destroys General Tso's record for longest time between double posts, or you had the exact same lunch today as you did like two days ago.Either way, I salute you, sir.same lunch Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Well If anyone ever passes through fricken Jersey.. Here I am!Why on Dog's green earth would anyone do that???To get to another place hehe Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 ouch. busted! heheBye nikki! sorry i was out smoking! :evil: :x :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ok. I just got back from picking up someone's lunch at the front desk and as i am waiting for the elevator this is the story i overhear some construction guy telling his buddy...i'm going to paraphraseHe was banging this chick..had her on all fours and just as he was ready to finish she whipped around and went for the blow job finish. Â It was at this point the elevator doors closed. Thought it was interesting. So I guess to the angels...ever done that?I have but I much prefer to do the oral work first.don't like to taste yourself?Cliffy, what's up my man?Renae, it was bad enough you didn't draft me (Allie, happy to be apart of your team, the rest of you ladies have no idea what you are missing. Seriously, I'm a pleaser,and a master c0cksman) but now you don't have me write dirty dialogue for you? Doesn't my filth resume speak for itself?I have no problem with tasting myself. I just like to finish with a cock inside me. Blunt enough for you?I wanted to draft you, trust me, I really did. But the other angels were getting a little peeved at me for taking all the players so I had to slow down my pace for a while. I got screwed out of getting you while I was slowing down. And you can write dirty dialogue for me/with me anytime you want. Actually, you're probably better at it than I am. I'm but a lowly novice. Teach me master. *whimper* Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I have no problem with tasting myself. Â I just like to finish with a cock inside me. Â Blunt enough for you?I Blunt Renae Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Also from July 11th: Â i'll be in vegas in Feb. Flying in on the 16th, in the evening. Turning 21 at midnight!! Â Flight to Vegas: $450. Hotel in Vegas: $400. Food and gambling in Vegas: $600. Watching Spice turn into a woman in Vegas: Priceless. are we crashing her party in Vegas?Can you think of a reason not to?other than it's kind of hard to find one certain person in Vegas, no.I'm pretty sure Tommy has her cell number. As does Jeff. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'm not from PhillyBut some say I'm bluntThat's just the way I am Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 sharon, there's a lot more than just Stern on the Sirius. Â Jim Bruer on the Raw Dog station is hilarious as well.I know there is a ton of stuff on there.. Problem is I only listen on my way to and from work.. I can't have radio at work and at home my TV is on.. Nope can't justify $156 for radio when my truck needs 2 new tires.. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 This is her.And we'll try this:You lucky old manNot yet but I have faith in him.Really? Hasn't it been years for him when it comes to "someone" different?because i didn't cheat on my wife, you doofus. I'm single now. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Henry's reading some of the old thread.Henry has noticed that the Army does not still talk in the 3rd person on Fridays.JS Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Henry's reading some of the old thread.Henry has noticed that the Army does not still talk in the 3rd person on Fridays.JSJohn had forgotten that your name was henry. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Also from July 11th: Â i'll be in vegas in Feb. Flying in on the 16th, in the evening. Turning 21 at midnight!! Â Flight to Vegas: $450. Hotel in Vegas: $400. Food and gambling in Vegas: $600. Watching Spice turn into a woman in Vegas: Priceless. are we crashing her party in Vegas?Can you think of a reason not to?other than it's kind of hard to find one certain person in Vegas, no.I'm pretty sure Tommy has her cell number. As does Jeff.True I just didn't know if she could hang out with us Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 You lucky old manAttention K-Mart Shoppers. Big Hitter Weekend--Toronto, has been moved up to sometime during the three months, as it appears there are some serious foreign relations that need to be attended to. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ok. I just got back from picking up someone's lunch at the front desk and as i am waiting for the elevator this is the story i overhear some construction guy telling his buddy...i'm going to paraphraseHe was banging this chick..had her on all fours and just as he was ready to finish she whipped around and went for the blow job finish. Â It was at this point the elevator doors closed. Thought it was interesting. So I guess to the angels...ever done that?I have but I much prefer to do the oral work first.don't like to taste yourself?Cliffy, what's up my man?Renae, it was bad enough you didn't draft me (Allie, happy to be apart of your team, the rest of you ladies have no idea what you are missing. Seriously, I'm a pleaser,and a master c0cksman) but now you don't have me write dirty dialogue for you? Doesn't my filth resume speak for itself?Welcome to the team! We may not be the biggest team but we have the most fun! I'm pretty sure we could drink them under the table then have sex with their women.Sharon, thanks for omitting me. I'm on Allie's team.She totally snatched you up before I knew you were a Free Agent! They used peoples REAL names on their lists to confuse the newer competition!! I can not be blamed!! :oops: Link to post Share on other sites
Vatche 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Good morning yall. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I could be in Jersey in under 10 minutes.Yeah but an hour and a half away from me hehe.. We WILL end up in Atlantic City one day SOON.. or next time Norm comes to visit the Elizabeth relatives.. We can all meet in the middle somewhere Well I am right by the Walt Whitman bridge and can be in Atlantic City in about an hour.Also unfortunatly, my weekends are booked until after the ACHA National Tournament (hockey).Of course I could always get "sick" HEY WAIT JUST A GOD DAMNED MINUTE!If you can "get sick" to go see Jersey you can damn well be "sick" the weekend of the Vegas trip.:snooty: :hand:keep reading.I did and I still say::snooty: : hand: Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Good morning yall.bluff? Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 We'll start a new segment of this show sometime called "Porn Time with Renae". Â Who wants to help me write it?Seriously, I had to stop or I was gonna have to go to the bathroom or something. Â Doodlebug is doing funny things to my brain lately.It's nice to know that my effect on women is making them have to go to the bathroom or something. Very well put, Dumbass. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 You lucky old manAttention K-Mart Shoppers. Big Hitter Weekend--Toronto' date=' has been moved up to sometime during the three months, as it appears there are some serious foreign relations that need to be attended to.[/quote']2nd! Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Henry's reading some of the old thread.Henry has noticed that the Army does not still talk in the 3rd person on Fridays.JSJohn had forgotten that your name was henry.That's OK...mean John rules!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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