Jump to content

FCPHA: Big Table in the Back


Recommended Posts

Ohh I forgot.. My boss came over to me yesterday.. He says.. do you smoke? I said no.. He said.. Well grab your jacket and come outside with me, we need to talk..I was Like OH SHIT what did I do now??? I thought I was in some deeeeeep Doo Doo for something..Basically they are going to hire a new person to take some of the crap off me!! My other boss has been bugging him like crazy to hire a new person and he wanted to get an idea of my work load from me.. So once I told him all the crap I do all day.. he said OK.. then I agree we do need another person.. I just didn't want to sign off on something you didn't feel we need!!Whew!!
Kick ass. The new person we hired a few months ago is sort of frustrating to me, but it's nice to have the extra help. Earlier today I had to show her how to make rows bigger in Excel.
You know that's cause she wants you to lean over her right?BTW could you come show me how to make columns wider?
Ok, the only advantage to somebody leaning over is cleavage as far as I can tell. I have no boobs. Also, she's like my mom's age so I'm not really into that whole scene. But if that really is the reason then I'm very uncomfortable now. And there's a "widen your column" joke in there somewhere to be made, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Nope cleavage is not the only reason. There's this neat little thing about your faces being really close together when you're leaning over someone staring at the same computer screen. And you can barely smell his shampoo and the gum he's chewing and you can feel the heat his skin radiates. Then you both look at each other and.....
Why'd you stop? keep going! :club: teaser! haha
We'll start a new segment of this show sometime called "Porn Time with Renae". Who wants to help me write it?Seriously, I had to stop or I was gonna have to go to the bathroom or something. Doodlebug is doing funny things to my brain lately.
you don't seem to need any help writing it. quite the wordsmith.
Link to post
Share on other sites
  • Replies 347.3k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Nikki_N

    21919

  • dolfan

    20398

  • renaedawn

    20374

  • jeff_536

    19714

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Posts

I'm about to drink wine and eat french fries. Gourmet.edit: Yep...I liked my own post.

Happy Fourth of July to those that celebrate. I have a couple of Angus steaks marinating in K.C.Masterpiece Steakhouse blend as I type. That will go with a shrimp cocktail, twice baked potato and corn

Posted Images

played a home poker game on Wednesday. I won 1 out of 2 tourneys and woulda tripled my buy in if my two pair didn't get runner runner straighted on my. I love these home game donkeys. I wish we played higher stakes. On to my point.I made a super funny joke and nobody really laughed. Keep in mind, I hang with mostly cops and they aren't the smartest bunch in the land, great guys though, and loyal. Anyways, this guy is telling me a story and he goes:The jew lawyer screwed him over. (then he says to his girlfriend who is sitting next to him "sorry honey")I respond with- "What, she's a lawyer?"/crickets/ Then he says, no, she's jewish. Man, it was pure gold. P.S. She had a sick body.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Tournament Registration Confirmed No-Limit Texas Hold'emCharter Weekend at Daniel's #2 Freeroll (Real Money) You have successfully signed up for the tournament, $0.00 has been withdrawn from your account. Tournament Start: January 07, 02:00 PM ESTin : 0 Days 23 Hours 18 Minutes
I'm playing in Saturday's as well.Dickman, hit me up with PM if you make it to West Palm. I'll show you where all the good jerk joints are.
what's a jerk joint?
Link to post
Share on other sites

No-Limit Texas Hold'emCharter Weekend at Daniel's #2 Freeroll (Real Money)You have successfully signed up for the tournament, $0.00 has been withdrawn from your account.Tournament Start: January 07, 02:00 PM ESTin : 0 Days 22 Hours 59 Minutes

Link to post
Share on other sites
Also from July 11th:
i'll be in vegas in Feb. Flying in on the 16th, in the evening. Turning 21 at midnight!!
Flight to Vegas: $450. Hotel in Vegas: $400. Food and gambling in Vegas: $600. Watching Spice turn into a woman in Vegas: Priceless.
:club: are we crashing her party in Vegas?
Link to post
Share on other sites
Ok. I just got back from picking up someone's lunch at the front desk and as i am waiting for the elevator this is the story i overhear some construction guy telling his buddy...i'm going to paraphraseHe was banging this chick..had her on all fours and just as he was ready to finish she whipped around and went for the blow job finish. It was at this point the elevator doors closed. Thought it was interesting. So I guess to the angels...ever done that?
I have but I much prefer to do the oral work first.
Something about a woman tasting herself turns me on. We've been through this, its why I always make sure to french kiss after giving beeeerrraaaaiiiiiinss and quite possibly how I turned my first fuck into a lesbian.
Link to post
Share on other sites
Ok. I just got back from picking up someone's lunch at the front desk and as i am waiting for the elevator this is the story i overhear some construction guy telling his buddy...i'm going to paraphraseHe was banging this chick..had her on all fours and just as he was ready to finish she whipped around and went for the blow job finish. It was at this point the elevator doors closed. Thought it was interesting. So I guess to the angels...ever done that?
I have but I much prefer to do the oral work first.
don't like to taste yourself?Cliffy, what's up my man?Renae, it was bad enough you didn't draft me (Allie, happy to be apart of your team, the rest of you ladies have no idea what you are missing. Seriously, I'm a pleaser,and a master c0cksman) but now you don't have me write dirty dialogue for you? Doesn't my filth resume speak for itself?
Link to post
Share on other sites
Also from July 11th:
i'll be in vegas in Feb. Flying in on the 16th, in the evening. Turning 21 at midnight!!
Flight to Vegas: $450. Hotel in Vegas: $400. Food and gambling in Vegas: $600. Watching Spice turn into a woman in Vegas: Priceless.
:club: are we crashing her party in Vegas?
Can you think of a reason not to?
Link to post
Share on other sites
Ok. I just got back from picking up someone's lunch at the front desk and as i am waiting for the elevator this is the story i overhear some construction guy telling his buddy...i'm going to paraphraseHe was banging this chick..had her on all fours and just as he was ready to finish she whipped around and went for the blow job finish. It was at this point the elevator doors closed. Thought it was interesting. So I guess to the angels...ever done that?
did your c0ck get caught in the door b/c it was stiff from the story?Afternoon all.After a one day layoff, I noticed Kowboy Douche was on a crusade to out me as a welcher and none of my army members defended me.Consider me a little hurt.I'll get over it, I'll just need some head and a backrub.Alan, Jeff's, John and Norm, I'll be back stage waiting.
I didn't find that thread till today. Sorry snookums.Try them all out then report back, k? We know TJ gives the best massages but we need an opinion on head.
Link to post
Share on other sites
What is up with the Europeans on FCP/PokerRoom?
are they as crazy/wreckless as most Europeans playing poker? I love having them at my table.
They scare me.
They are great when you need a certain number of raked hands :club:
Link to post
Share on other sites
Ok. I just got back from picking up someone's lunch at the front desk and as i am waiting for the elevator this is the story i overhear some construction guy telling his buddy...i'm going to paraphraseHe was banging this chick..had her on all fours and just as he was ready to finish she whipped around and went for the blow job finish. It was at this point the elevator doors closed. Thought it was interesting. So I guess to the angels...ever done that?
I have but I much prefer to do the oral work first.
don't like to taste yourself?Cliffy, what's up my man?Renae, it was bad enough you didn't draft me (Allie, happy to be apart of your team, the rest of you ladies have no idea what you are missing. Seriously, I'm a pleaser,and a master c0cksman) but now you don't have me write dirty dialogue for you? Doesn't my filth resume speak for itself?
Welcome to the team! We may not be the biggest team but we have the most fun! :club:
Link to post
Share on other sites
No-Limit Texas Hold'emCharter Weekend at Daniel's #2 Freeroll (Real Money)You have successfully signed up for the tournament, $0.00 has been withdrawn from your account.Tournament Start: January 07, 02:00 PM ESTin : 0 Days 22 Hours 59 Minutes
If someone rails an old guy in a tournament, does he know it?
Link to post
Share on other sites

Oh my....Femke de Walle (pronounced Femka deValla) just stopped by.the photo doesn't really do her justice. Smokin' baby, Smokin'. She exudes a certain sexuality and confidence that only Europeans have.I've got three months to work on it.Ready, Set, Go!

Link to post
Share on other sites
Ok. I just got back from picking up someone's lunch at the front desk and as i am waiting for the elevator this is the story i overhear some construction guy telling his buddy...i'm going to paraphraseHe was banging this chick..had her on all fours and just as he was ready to finish she whipped around and went for the blow job finish. It was at this point the elevator doors closed. Thought it was interesting. So I guess to the angels...ever done that?
I have but I much prefer to do the oral work first.
Something about a woman tasting herself turns me on. We've been through this, its why I always make sure to french kiss after giving beeeerrraaaaiiiiiinss and quite possibly how I turned my first fuck into a lesbian.
Do you like a nice big french kiss after head? Huh Snowball.I don't mind, as long as the head wasn't to completion. I don't want my own spunk in my mouth. AT ALL.Cindy,Jerk Joint=Whack ShackLook in your local sports page. Oh wait, you live in Idaho. Massage parlor without the massage.disguised wh0rehouse.
Link to post
Share on other sites
Also from July 11th:
i'll be in vegas in Feb. Flying in on the 16th, in the evening. Turning 21 at midnight!!
Flight to Vegas: $450. Hotel in Vegas: $400. Food and gambling in Vegas: $600. Watching Spice turn into a woman in Vegas: Priceless.
:club: are we crashing her party in Vegas?
Can you think of a reason not to?
other than it's kind of hard to find one certain person in Vegas, no.
Link to post
Share on other sites
Oh my....Femke de Walle (pronounced Femka deValla) just stopped by.the photo doesn't really do her justice. Smokin' baby, Smokin'. She exudes a certain sexuality and confidence that only Europeans have.I've got three months to work on it.Ready, Set, Go!
Good luck old man, im rooting for you as much as im rooting for John
Link to post
Share on other sites
No-Limit Texas Hold'emCharter Weekend at Daniel's #2 Freeroll (Real Money)You have successfully signed up for the tournament, $0.00 has been withdrawn from your account.Tournament Start: January 07, 02:00 PM ESTin : 0 Days 22 Hours 59 Minutes
I'm playing tomorrow too.
Link to post
Share on other sites
leblanc.jpg
Careful here. Joey is Renae's nickname for me
Well then Rybo.. How You doin?
Whoops...I don't think I am allowed to talk to you like that because of what is posted below. I have been bad, punish me please :twisted:
Nikki's ListTommy (ChuckSty)Michael (Pogue)Scott (Goldie, though I would like to claim SAM too)Rob (Fake, who sent me a lovely Channukah card with great FCPHA sentiments)John (muhls)(Renae, please add John to my list on the Tribe lists thread. He is not there yet.)Scott (SAM):Get on my list!Nik(Renae, please add SAM, too)
Okay, I think these are the updates lists. If your list isn't right, let me know. I haven't really been keeping track so this was from memory. And, I claimed all of Spice's guys cause it made me sad that they were ownerless. I had already claimed Dustin so it seemed only right to not split them up and take the other 2 also. I started to say I would be willing to work some trades but I'm not sure I would. :D I'm a greedy bitch.NikkiTommyMichaelRobScottSAMJohnRenae Dustin Vann Jeff Keith Ron Burgundy Tim Brian DougCindyWhiskeyDNABrettAllieNormIvan
Well then I claim Sean Aston.. I mean Rybo! Damn greedy Bitches snatching them all up! I got a pretty good deal though :wink:Oh and by the way keeping board names next to real names was very helpful since I do not know everyon'e real name as of yet :club:
Link to post
Share on other sites
Oh my....Femke de Walle (pronounced Femka deValla) just stopped by.the photo doesn't really do her justice. Smokin' baby, Smokin'. She exudes a certain sexuality and confidence that only Europeans have.I've got three months to work on it.Ready, Set, Go!
Congrats...get to work. Talk to Norm I hear he has experience in this field.Even though pictures don't do justice, can we see a couple anyways?
Link to post
Share on other sites
Oh my....Femke de Walle (pronounced Femka deValla) just stopped by.the photo doesn't really do her justice. Smokin' baby, Smokin'. She exudes a certain sexuality and confidence that only Europeans have.I've got three months to work on it.Ready, Set, Go!
What photo?Git-r-Done for Jesus!
Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Announcements


×
×
  • Create New...