tall0n 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ohh I forgot.. My boss came over to me yesterday.. He says.. do you smoke? I said no.. He said.. Well grab your jacket and come outside with me, we need to talk..I was Like OH SHIT what did I do now??? I thought I was in some deeeeeep Doo Doo for something..Basically they are going to hire a new person to take some of the crap off me!! My other boss has been bugging him like crazy to hire a new person and he wanted to get an idea of my work load from me.. So once I told him all the crap I do all day.. he said OK.. then I agree we do need another person.. I just didn't want to sign off on something you didn't feel we need!!Whew!!Kick ass. The new person we hired a few months ago is sort of frustrating to me, but it's nice to have the extra help. Earlier today I had to show her how to make rows bigger in Excel.My new assistant is 'not the quickest rabbit in the race' but she brings me coffee and asks me if I need anything alot which doesnt suck.Sharon - is she gonna be hot?Dolfan/Dna - Are they hot?My secretary is NOT hot. but she's great! Hopefully it will be a hot HE... but ahhh whateverAh... that thought never crossed my mind! haha! Get on it! Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Sidenote: Another girl at the bar last night thought I was Italian. Then she complimented my eyebrows.Did she say something like "Wow, nice eyebrows... I usually don't date guys with 2 of them"? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ohh I forgot.. My boss came over to me yesterday.. He says.. do you smoke? I said no.. He said.. Well grab your jacket and come outside with me, we need to talk..I was Like OH SHIT what did I do now??? I thought I was in some deeeeeep Doo Doo for something..Basically they are going to hire a new person to take some of the crap off me!! My other boss has been bugging him like crazy to hire a new person and he wanted to get an idea of my work load from me.. So once I told him all the crap I do all day.. he said OK.. then I agree we do need another person.. I just didn't want to sign off on something you didn't feel we need!!Whew!!Kick ass. The new person we hired a few months ago is sort of frustrating to me, but it's nice to have the extra help. Earlier today I had to show her how to make rows bigger in Excel.You know that's cause she wants you to lean over her right?BTW could you come show me how to make columns wider?Ok, the only advantage to somebody leaning over is cleavage as far as I can tell. I have no boobs. Also, she's like my mom's age so I'm not really into that whole scene. But if that really is the reason then I'm very uncomfortable now. And there's a "widen your column" joke in there somewhere to be made, but I can't quite put my finger on it.Nope cleavage is not the only reason. There's this neat little thing about your faces being really close together when you're leaning over someone staring at the same computer screen. And you can barely smell his shampoo and the gum he's chewing and you can feel the heat his skin radiates. Then you both look at each other and.....Damn Doodlebug.FUCK!Anyway, widening columns jokes really have less to do with putting your finger on something and more to do with putting your finger in something. Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ohh I forgot.. My boss came over to me yesterday.. He says.. do you smoke? I said no.. He said.. Well grab your jacket and come outside with me, we need to talk..I was Like OH SHIT what did I do now??? I thought I was in some deeeeeep Doo Doo for something..Basically they are going to hire a new person to take some of the crap off me!! My other boss has been bugging him like crazy to hire a new person and he wanted to get an idea of my work load from me.. So once I told him all the crap I do all day.. he said OK.. then I agree we do need another person.. I just didn't want to sign off on something you didn't feel we need!!Whew!!Kick ass. The new person we hired a few months ago is sort of frustrating to me, but it's nice to have the extra help. Earlier today I had to show her how to make rows bigger in Excel.My new assistant is 'not the quickest rabbit in the race' but she brings me coffee and asks me if I need anything alot which doesnt suck.Sharon - is she gonna be hot?Dolfan/Dna - Are they hot?My secretary is NOT hot. but she's great! Nope and every single guy I've told about her asks the same question. My brother even wrote in an email, "So are you lucky enough to be the one giving her a 'tour of the campus'?" Not so much.it's what we do! see sharon's sig! hehe Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I should be fucking Einstein then. At least as of now.You should talk to Doug about these feelings.Doug's not into necrophelia.are you sure? Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ohh I forgot.. My boss came over to me yesterday.. He says.. do you smoke? I said no.. He said.. Well grab your jacket and come outside with me, we need to talk..I was Like OH SHIT what did I do now??? I thought I was in some deeeeeep Doo Doo for something..Basically they are going to hire a new person to take some of the crap off me!! My other boss has been bugging him like crazy to hire a new person and he wanted to get an idea of my work load from me.. So once I told him all the crap I do all day.. he said OK.. then I agree we do need another person.. I just didn't want to sign off on something you didn't feel we need!!Whew!!Kick ass. The new person we hired a few months ago is sort of frustrating to me, but it's nice to have the extra help. Earlier today I had to show her how to make rows bigger in Excel.You know that's cause she wants you to lean over her right?BTW could you come show me how to make columns wider?Ugghh Please dont tell me thats my situation too :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?Probably is.On a related yet unrelated note: yesterday I asked a coworker if she thought my name was Hewlitt Packard or something. haha, i'm gonna use that one! Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 booooo to the czech rep......glengarry 2ooo meters = about 1 mileMy heritage is Czech so, you sir, have just declared war on my homeland. Sidenote: Another girl at the bar last night thought I was Italian. Then she complimented my eyebrows.I personally have nothing against Czech! i like them, they invented pilsner beer i believe!Yeah, just a friendly jab. Let's drink to the Czechs.Absofuckinglutely!i meant to quote this earlier....but does norm really need a reason to drink? Norm waking up is enough a reason for him.i think i'm gonna actually cut it back a bit from now on. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 My dutch exchange student starts Monday. She'll be here in about an hour for a quick meet and tour.I am SO excited. How do I look? Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 We have a radio station in the area I swear plays from an mp3 player set to random. I have only heard a live person doing traffice and weather reports once during each rush hour. Everything else is taped by some guy.They claim they play anything they feel like.We have one of those here now...called BOB FM. I'll catch myself listening to TERRIBLE songs, cause they'll play something good, then something out-of-hand right after and I'll be in a daze and not realize it came on.Howard Stern starts Monday!I have never heard a Stern radio show in my life.i can't wait. :hand: :snooty: :snooty: :snooty: :snooty: :snooty: :hand:What? i really haven't. ???I'm just jealous that you guys will be hearing his first show and I won't Tell young stud to get you a sirius radio before monday! i really have no idea what to expect. i've heard his rehearsals so far. bits and pieces of it. Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 My dutch exchange student starts Monday. She'll be here in about an hour for a quick meet and tour.I am SO excited. How do I look?If for whatever reason you need to send her to philly make sure i get my number to her.Also it wouldn't hurt if you took a photo of her...strictly for security reasons of course Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ohh I forgot.. My boss came over to me yesterday.. He says.. do you smoke? I said no.. He said.. Well grab your jacket and come outside with me, we need to talk..I was Like OH SHIT what did I do now??? I thought I was in some deeeeeep Doo Doo for something..Basically they are going to hire a new person to take some of the crap off me!! My other boss has been bugging him like crazy to hire a new person and he wanted to get an idea of my work load from me.. So once I told him all the crap I do all day.. he said OK.. then I agree we do need another person.. I just didn't want to sign off on something you didn't feel we need!!Whew!!Kick ass. The new person we hired a few months ago is sort of frustrating to me, but it's nice to have the extra help. Earlier today I had to show her how to make rows bigger in Excel.You know that's cause she wants you to lean over her right?BTW could you come show me how to make columns wider?Ugghh Please dont tell me thats my situation too :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?Probably is.On a related yet unrelated note: yesterday I asked a coworker if she thought my name was Hewlitt Packard or something.we're just smarter than the average human, it's not their fault Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ohh I forgot.. My boss came over to me yesterday.. He says.. do you smoke? I said no.. He said.. Well grab your jacket and come outside with me, we need to talk..I was Like OH SHIT what did I do now??? I thought I was in some deeeeeep Doo Doo for something..Basically they are going to hire a new person to take some of the crap off me!! My other boss has been bugging him like crazy to hire a new person and he wanted to get an idea of my work load from me.. So once I told him all the crap I do all day.. he said OK.. then I agree we do need another person.. I just didn't want to sign off on something you didn't feel we need!!Whew!!Kick ass. The new person we hired a few months ago is sort of frustrating to me, but it's nice to have the extra help. Earlier today I had to show her how to make rows bigger in Excel.You know that's cause she wants you to lean over her right?BTW could you come show me how to make columns wider?Ok, the only advantage to somebody leaning over is cleavage as far as I can tell. I have no boobs. Also, she's like my mom's age so I'm not really into that whole scene. But if that really is the reason then I'm very uncomfortable now. And there's a "widen your column" joke in there somewhere to be made, but I can't quite put my finger on it.Nope cleavage is not the only reason. There's this neat little thing about your faces being really close together when you're leaning over someone staring at the same computer screen. And you can barely smell his shampoo and the gum he's chewing and you can feel the heat his skin radiates. Then you both look at each other and.....Why'd you stop? keep going! teaser! haha Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Sidenote: Another girl at the bar last night thought I was Italian. Then she complimented my eyebrows.Did she say something like "Wow, nice eyebrows... I usually don't date guys with 2 of them"?Haha, no but she was completely hammered. And she was all upset because the guy she was "in love with" was there with somebody else. So I helped her out and let her use me as a decoy to hopefully get the other dude's attention. I don't know if it worked. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Good afternoon, everyone!!! I just got home from last night. Seems I have some reading to catch up on....13 pages??????? Geez. Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 My dutch exchange student starts Monday. She'll be here in about an hour for a quick meet and tour.I am SO excited. How do I look?zip up your zipper and go knock em dead! Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Dolfan/Dna - Are they hot?My secretary is NOT hot. but she's great! I just put her back on tribe for a minute, you must have missed it the first time. Shes pretty cute I guess.Lunch Update:Mrs. Winners:Chicken BiscuitPotatoe WedgesSweet Tea Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 We have a radio station in the area I swear plays from an mp3 player set to random. I have only heard a live person doing traffice and weather reports once during each rush hour. Everything else is taped by some guy.They claim they play anything they feel like.We have one of those here now...called BOB FM. I'll catch myself listening to TERRIBLE songs, cause they'll play something good, then something out-of-hand right after and I'll be in a daze and not realize it came on.Howard Stern starts Monday!I have never heard a Stern radio show in my life.i can't wait. :hand: :snooty: :snooty: :snooty: :snooty: :snooty: :hand:What? i really haven't. ???I'm just jealous that you guys will be hearing his first show and I won't Tell young stud to get you a sirius radio before monday! i really have no idea what to expect. i've heard his rehearsals so far. bits and pieces of it.He was going to buy me one for Christmas, but I told him not to. I still can't justify having to pay $12.99 a month for radio.. especially since I listen to it a total of less than an hour a day.. Link to post Share on other sites
Rybo 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 My dutch exchange student starts Monday. She'll be here in about an hour for a quick meet and tour.I am SO excited. How do I look?like a penguin with a fruit hat Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ohh I forgot.. My boss came over to me yesterday.. He says.. do you smoke? I said no.. He said.. Well grab your jacket and come outside with me, we need to talk..I was Like OH SHIT what did I do now??? I thought I was in some deeeeeep Doo Doo for something..Basically they are going to hire a new person to take some of the crap off me!! My other boss has been bugging him like crazy to hire a new person and he wanted to get an idea of my work load from me.. So once I told him all the crap I do all day.. he said OK.. then I agree we do need another person.. I just didn't want to sign off on something you didn't feel we need!!Whew!!Kick ass. The new person we hired a few months ago is sort of frustrating to me, but it's nice to have the extra help. Earlier today I had to show her how to make rows bigger in Excel.You know that's cause she wants you to lean over her right?BTW could you come show me how to make columns wider?Ok, the only advantage to somebody leaning over is cleavage as far as I can tell. I have no boobs. Also, she's like my mom's age so I'm not really into that whole scene. But if that really is the reason then I'm very uncomfortable now. And there's a "widen your column" joke in there somewhere to be made, but I can't quite put my finger on it.Nope cleavage is not the only reason. There's this neat little thing about your faces being really close together when you're leaning over someone staring at the same computer screen. And you can barely smell his shampoo and the gum he's chewing and you can feel the heat his skin radiates. Then you both look at each other and.....Damn Doodlebug.censored!Anyway, widening columns jokes really have less to do with putting your finger on something and more to do with putting your finger in something.Wow, you put a lot of thought into that. And you get points for the on vs. in joke. I should've seen that one coming. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 My dutch exchange student starts Monday. She'll be here in about an hour for a quick meet and tour.I am SO excited. How do I look?tell her to rub your head for luck Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 My dutch exchange student starts Monday. She'll be here in about an hour for a quick meet and tour.I am SO excited. How do I look?I am very excited for you blue. I expect daily pictorial reports. Your are a journalist for Christ sakes, surely you can at least do that for us. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Good afternoon, everyone!!! I just got home from last night. Seems I have some reading to catch up on....13 pages??????? Geez.You Snooze You lose son hehe Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Dolfan/Dna - Are they hot?My secretary is NOT hot. but she's great! I just put her back on tribe for a minute, you must have missed it the first time. Shes pretty cute I guess.Lunch Update:Mrs. Winners:Chicken BiscuitPotatoe WedgesSweet TeaHow did i miss that! she's a hottie! i'm going to tennessee! hahaMrs. Winners = ++++EV! Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Dolfan/Dna - Are they hot?My secretary is NOT hot. but she's great! I just put her back on tribe for a minute, you must have missed it the first time. Shes pretty cute I guess.Lunch Update:Mrs. Winners:Chicken BiscuitPotatoe WedgesSweet TeaI'd hit it. Seriously. Give her my number.I have a question...What's your shirt size, like 11/44? Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Ok. I just got back from picking up someone's lunch at the front desk and as i am waiting for the elevator this is the story i overhear some construction guy telling his buddy...i'm going to paraphraseHe was banging this chick..had her on all fours and just as he was ready to finish she whipped around and went for the blow job finish. It was at this point the elevator doors closed. Thought it was interesting. So I guess to the angels...ever done that? Link to post Share on other sites
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