FCPHA: Big Table in the Back

[Whiskey16 1]

I don't think I've ever heard a girl say bro.

ok well you have now. geez.

don't worry jess...i'm feeling ya.

Whatcha feeling, franks and beans?

[dna4ever 2]

my summer living on the outer banks.Therefore Jess, please submit a picture to us or email to someone for proof.It's all we can do.

i got several pictures from sinatragirl19 and im still not convincedm JS

[Miss J 0]

i don't have to prove anything. i dont care if you think i'm a girl or not. if anyone else does that's mighty pathetic.

Here's a quarter. Go buy a sense of humor.

sorry, its just male dominated forums are actually like that, and how am i supposed to know whos joking and who isnt.

Am I gonna have to pony up $.50 for you to but some punctuation?But you should prove it. Just serious.

i dont like typing much, so i dont put much effort into it. :-)

[Rybo 0]

I don't think I've ever heard a girl say bro.

ok well you have now. geez.

don't worry jess...i'm feeling ya.

Whatcha feeling, franks and beans?

C'mon...gramps LOVES the franks

[jeff_536 3]

I try to hit on any girl I can.  As long as she is hot and can give brains then I don't care what color she is.  I have always wanted to date a black girl, but since I am a nerdy white guy, they don't seem to go for me...go figure

i bet sean astin gets all the black pussy he wants. Or can at least afford to order in.

[fryer98 30]

My thoughts on the subject: I hate white people.That is all.

[dna4ever 2]

i don't have to prove anything. i dont care if you think i'm a girl or not. if anyone else does that's mighty pathetic.

this entire thread thrives on sometimes proving irrelevant shit and our entire existance has a partial basis on patheticness so get used to it or get out, im JS

[bleacherbum3 9]

occupation: casino dealerlocation: Hoffman Estates, Illinois USA

Do you work on a boat in Elgin?

Yep....uh-oh, someone knows me already.

Which one? Have those boats opened up poker rooms yet? I grew up in Deerfield. My parents live in Wheeling, and I'll be up that way next week.

I work at Grand Victoria. We don't have a poker room. The only room I know of in Illinois is Hollywood in Aurora. Their lowest game is a "fun" 5/10 no fold em hold em. Seriously, if you have AK and flop 2 pair, you come out strong here and 9-2 will flush on the river. But, they were SOOOTED!!!!I'm out, gotta go to work.

[renaedawn 1]

I like those air dusters that you use to clean dust out of computer keyboards.  They're fun.

Have you huffed those? Me and the computer tech guys sat around huffing those one afternoon cause one of the guys said someone he knew said it would get you high.Yeah, someone he knows is a liar. But they are fun to stick up each others shirts cause they get really cold.

[fryer98 30]

this entire thread thrives on sometimes proving irrelevant shit and our entire existance has a partial basis on patheticness so get used to it or get out, im JS

Prove it.

[renaedawn 1]

Josh:Play live and be the one with quad nines vs str8 flush.Everyone else:I'll be going to Vegas 28th to 31st.  That's right, Vegas Baby, Vegas!  I won't be playing the freerolls and since you can only play one of the two offered, I was wondering who would be around to play both of them.  I am not suggesting anything.  I was just curious who would be available to play both of them.  I am NOT saying someone should let me know so that they could play mine.  Not saying that at all.JC, JS, and JS

I haven't been to general. I don't know about the freerolls yet. Are we talking about the forum junky ones? Cause I thought we could play all of those.

[Miss J 0]

Before starting the requirements above and before we can go any further with you we will need to know the following things:  name  age  sex  occupation  location  children?  marital/relationship status  .

i will fill out the questionaire:1-jess2-263-fem4-graphic designer5- downtown, calgary, alberta, canada.6-no children7-in a relationship, with a man.and if you think i'm reading part 1. you gotta another thing coming sweetheart.

[ChuckSty 0]

Dear Jess,I know that we have been friends for a long time. But I think it is time that i confronted you on your problem. Chronic masterbation is not something to laugh about it can be a deadly problem for anyone who falls into it's deadly trap. Jess i'm telling you this not only because i care but because it is something i have been through. To this day i cannot say i used to be a "chronic masterbator." Jess i still am a CM, i just choose to say no. And in time you will have to make that choice as well if you care about yourself and those that love you the most.Jess when i used to watch you through your window and masterbate over and over i knew we had something in common. I just did not know it was somethign so so intimate.Jess we are hear to help you. We care. Put down the vibrator pump your fists in the air and say i didn't touch my vagina today.Yours Truly,Richard SimmonsP.S. - I think one time i came in your hair.

[Rybo 0]

i prefer my child marries someone of her own race, that doesn't make me censored or a bigot"

I've got about another year or 3 before I have to wonder about this since my step daughter is only 12, but sure enough she is gonna wanna date soon and since she is of mixed race I kinda wonder who she will be interested in first.

yeah, and if you said "i'd prefer if she goes after someone that's white because it'd be easier on me because i know white people better than i do others" that'd make you a bigot, correct?

By the strict definition of the term, yes. If you want to use Webster's definition of bigot then I'm a bigot against males over 30 since I prefer or am initially attracted to younger men. However, that doesn't mean I don't love Jeff or Norm or Ivan or Scott or Cliffie (or whoever I'm leaving out here). People get offended because they perceive that the term bigot has a negative connotation.You will never get those people to admit they are bigots even though by strict definition we're all bigotted about something.

How YOU doin'?

[goldie79 0]

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[dna4ever 2]

this entire thread thrives on sometimes proving irrelevant shit and our entire existance has a partial basis on patheticness so get used to it or get out, im JS

Prove it.

Happy?

[missIdaho 1]

I like those air dusters that you use to clean dust out of computer keyboards.  They're fun.

Have you huffed those? Me and the computer tech guys sat around huffing those one afternoon cause one of the guys said someone he knew said it would get you high.Yeah, someone he knows is a liar. But they are fun to stick up each others shirts cause they get really cold.

Now I know what to do to entertain myself for the rest of the day.

[Whiskey16 1]

My thoughts on the subject:  I hate white people.That is all.

[Whiskey16 1]

I like those air dusters that you use to clean dust out of computer keyboards.  They're fun.

Have you huffed those? Me and the computer tech guys sat around huffing those one afternoon cause one of the guys said someone he knew said it would get you high.Yeah, someone he knows is a liar. But they are fun to stick up each others shirts cause they get really cold.

Now I know what to do to entertain myself for the rest of the day.

Cold can up your shirt? This post means nothing witout pics.

[Miss J 0]

Jess we are hear to help you. We care. Put down the vibrator pump your fists in the air and say i didn't touch my vagina today..

but i did.

[fryer98 30]

I like those air dusters that you use to clean dust out of computer keyboards.  They're fun.

Have you huffed those? Me and the computer tech guys sat around huffing those one afternoon cause one of the guys said someone he knew said it would get you high.Yeah, someone he knows is a liar. But they are fun to stick up each others shirts cause they get really cold.

When I was 16, this guy told us you couldn't get high from smoking seeds, but they would make you steril. So, after we broke up a few OZs, we had a huge pile of seeds and smoked them. Whoever said you couldn't get high off them must of have been...uh....high?Also, since they made me steril (plus I drank a lot of Mt Dew that week and was in a hot tub = both other things that are said to make men steril) I told my girlfriend it would be fine if I just blew it in her.HAHA, I'm just kidding.......I was 17, not 16.

[dna4ever 2]

I like those air dusters that you use to clean dust out of computer keyboards.  They're fun.

Have you huffed those? Me and the computer tech guys sat around huffing those one afternoon cause one of the guys said someone he knew said it would get you high.Yeah, someone he knows is a liar. But they are fun to stick up each others shirts cause they get really cold.

Now I know what to do to entertain myself for the rest of the day.

I've got a couple other suggestions if your interested

[Jadaki 0]

By the strict definition of the term, yes.  If you want to use Webster's definition of bigot then I'm a bigot against males over 30 since I prefer or am initially attracted to younger men.  However, that doesn't mean I don't love Jeff or Norm or Ivan or Scott or Cliffie (or whoever I'm leaving out here).  People get offended because they perceive that the term bigot has a negative connotation.You will never get those people to admit they are bigots even though by strict definition we're all bigotted about something.

So your saying I got a chance until next september.

[Rybo 0]

By the strict definition of the term, yes.  If you want to use Webster's definition of bigot then I'm a bigot against males over 30 since I prefer or am initially attracted to younger men.  However, that doesn't mean I don't love Jeff or Norm or Ivan or Scott or Cliffie (or whoever I'm leaving out here).  People get offended because they perceive that the term bigot has a negative connotation.You will never get those people to admit they are bigots even though by strict definition we're all bigotted about something.

So your saying I got a chance until next september.

I got another 7 years

[dna4ever 2]

By the strict definition of the term, yes.  If you want to use Webster's definition of bigot then I'm a bigot against males over 30 since I prefer or am initially attracted to younger men.  However, that doesn't mean I don't love Jeff or Norm or Ivan or Scott or Cliffie (or whoever I'm leaving out here).  People get offended because they perceive that the term bigot has a negative connotation.You will never get those people to admit they are bigots even though by strict definition we're all bigotted about something.

So your saying I got a chance until next september.

I have always been attracted to older women, ALWAYS, go figure.