FCPHA: Big Table in the Back

[Rybo 0]

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Yep

[Rybo 0]

I like those air dusters that you use to clean dust out of computer keyboards.  They're fun.

On another random topic...I found the best chips (food not poker) ever. Baked Lays Masterpiece BBQ. YUM

[dms26 3]

Miss J,Playing poker at work is something that our lord and saviour General Tso wished for us to do on his dying bed.Please honor that wish and download a pokersite.That being said i suggest a different one because i don't play UB.Sincerely,Genearl Ts0's Nuts

ooooo i love this answer. i love it, but it's gotta be UB, cause thats where the money is bro.

MANGINA ALERTI just don't know any women who say or type "bro".JS

That was my first though exactly

you guys are so cynical.

I don't think I've ever heard a girl say bro.

[renaedawn 1]

momentus army moments really bring out the dregs of FCP, eh?

did someone call me? About time.

ring ring

[Pupsta 0]

wow, this racism/bigotry thing is HILARIOUS on my wife's board.she basically copypasted jeff's response to me about it being bigotry instead of racism, and everyone is going batshit..."i'm so offended that you'd call me a bigot, bigot and censored mean the same thing, how dare you, just because i want my kid marrying a white christian does not make me a bigot""do you prefer blondes to brunettes? tall people to short people? i prefer my child marries someone of her own race, that doesn't make me censored or a bigot"really funny that these people are so afraid jebus won't accept them into heaven if they even in the slightest admit that they're a little bit censored

Jebus? Must be those Christians from Alabama.

i use jebus for simplicity, this is a poker forum, i don't want people to be like 'well, why would chris ferguson accept someone into heaven'? :Psome of these comments are hilarious...these people are bashing everyone that disagrees with them to "prove" that they're not racist

my favorite line is "I know lots of black people"

there are quite a few of those..."i work with black people...my best friend is even dating a black person and i don't say a single thing to her about it!" :roll:

[goldie79 0]

Ok, I have money on FCP now, woooooooooooo.Jeff - Yeah you are right about hitting the post, no shot counted, but I'm the only one to hit the damn board from there. I had my $10,000 victory dance all planned, I was so gonna be on Sportsnet if I made it, next time. I was going to run around the ice like a lunatic, pull my shirt off and slide on the ice on my chest, then go climb the glass before security could get me, oh well.Did I tell you I met Kelly Hrudey and that other guy. And Roenick is a class act, for a guy finding out he didn't make Team USA that day and he put on a nice show during the warmup. Hats off to JR. He spent more time trying to get pucks over the glass and down the netting to kids in the front row. Never liked the guy, but I have tons of respect for him.Team Canada announcement to come. Who will be the biggest surprise to make/not make the team this year. Anyone?If Kris Draper makes it before Bertuzzi, I will be really pissed.

[Miss J 0]

I don't think I've ever heard a girl say bro.

ok well you have now. geez.

[Pupsta 0]

I like those air dusters that you use to clean dust out of computer keyboards.  They're fun.

On another random topic...I found the best chips (food not poker) ever. Baked Lays Masterpiece BBQ. YUM

i used to like baked lays, and then one day they just started tasting like cardboard to me.

[ChuckSty 0]

Dear Jess and DMS,i have heard a few, but not many girls in my life use the words bro. These instances all occured during my summer living on the outer banks.Therefore Jess, please submit a picture to us or email to someone for proof.It's all we can do.We must protect ourselves from terrororists.I am listening to your phone conversation.I am the king of the universeI am George of the jungle TsoSincerely,Mr. PresidentP.S. - I hope the curtains match the drapes

[bleacherbum3 9]

occupation: casino dealerlocation: Hoffman Estates, Illinois USA

Do you work on a boat in Elgin?

Yep....uh-oh, someone knows me already.

[Whiskey16 1]

I like those air dusters that you use to clean dust out of computer keyboards.  They're fun.

twenty bucks in your full tilt account if you take a big huff of that censored.make sure you put your shirt between bottle and mouth otherwise you might die.here i'll do one with you

There's a picture on my can of a guy with the can at his mouth with a red circle with a line through it around it.So, uh, can you transfer me the $20 before you take your hit?

[Jadaki 0]

wow, this racism/bigotry thing is HILARIOUS on my wife's board.she basically copypasted jeff's response to me about it being bigotry instead of racism, and everyone is going batshit..."i'm so offended that you'd call me a bigot, bigot and censored mean the same thing, how dare you, just because i want my kid marrying a white christian does not make me a bigot""do you prefer blondes to brunettes? tall people to short people? i prefer my child marries someone of her own race, that doesn't make me censored or a bigot"really funny that these people are so afraid jebus won't accept them into heaven if they even in the slightest admit that they're a little bit censored

Jebus? Must be those Christians from Alabama.

i use jebus for simplicity, this is a poker forum, i don't want people to be like 'well, why would chris ferguson accept someone into heaven'? :Psome of these comments are hilarious...these people are bashing everyone that disagrees with them to "prove" that they're not racist

my favorite line is "I know lots of black people"

there are quite a few of those..."i work with black people...my best friend is even dating a black person and i don't say a single thing to her about it!" :roll:

I like having mixed kids, I just wish I had my sons skintone.

[Miss J 0]

i don't have to prove anything. i dont care if you think i'm a girl or not. if anyone else does that's mighty pathetic.

[Whiskey16 1]

occupation: casino dealerlocation: Hoffman Estates, Illinois USA

Do you work on a boat in Elgin?

Yep....uh-oh, someone knows me already.

Which one? Have those boats opened up poker rooms yet? I grew up in Deerfield. My parents live in Wheeling, and I'll be up that way next week.

[ChuckSty 0]

dude i already hit that shit twice

[Whiskey16 1]

i don't have to prove anything. i dont care if you think i'm a girl or not. if anyone else does that's mighty pathetic.

Here's a quarter. Go buy a sense of humor.

[ChuckSty 0]

i don't have to prove anything. i dont care if you think i'm a girl or not. if anyone else does that's mighty pathetic.

if anyone does what?If i have to i'll write another letter. yes this one you will like

[Rybo 0]

I try to hit on any girl I can. As long as she is hot and can give brains then I don't care what color she is. I have always wanted to date a black girl, but since I am a nerdy white guy, they don't seem to go for me...go figure

[renaedawn 1]

i prefer my child marries someone of her own race, that doesn't make me censored or a bigot"

I've got about another year or 3 before I have to wonder about this since my step daughter is only 12, but sure enough she is gonna wanna date soon and since she is of mixed race I kinda wonder who she will be interested in first.

yeah, and if you said "i'd prefer if she goes after someone that's white because it'd be easier on me because i know white people better than i do others" that'd make you a bigot, correct?

By the strict definition of the term, yes. If you want to use Webster's definition of bigot then I'm a bigot against males over 30 since I prefer or am initially attracted to younger men. However, that doesn't mean I don't love Jeff or Norm or Ivan or Scott or Cliffie (or whoever I'm leaving out here). People get offended because they perceive that the term bigot has a negative connotation.You will never get those people to admit they are bigots even though by strict definition we're all bigotted about something.

[Miss J 0]

i don't have to prove anything. i dont care if you think i'm a girl or not. if anyone else does that's mighty pathetic.

Here's a quarter. Go buy a sense of humor.

sorry, its just male dominated forums are actually like that, and how am i supposed to know whos joking and who isnt.

[jeff_536 3]

I don't think I've ever heard a girl say bro.

ok well you have now. geez.

don't worry jess...i'm feeling ya.

[Miss J 0]

i don't have to prove anything. i dont care if you think i'm a girl or not. if anyone else does that's mighty pathetic.

if anyone does what?If i have to i'll write another letter. yes this one you will like

if anyone cares i meant.

[Whiskey16 1]

i don't have to prove anything. i dont care if you think i'm a girl or not. if anyone else does that's mighty pathetic.

Here's a quarter. Go buy a sense of humor.

sorry, its just male dominated forums are actually like that, and how am i supposed to know whos joking and who isnt.

Am I gonna have to pony up $.50 for you to but some punctuation?But you should prove it. Just serious.

[Pupsta 0]

i prefer my child marries someone of her own race, that doesn't make me censored or a bigot"

I've got about another year or 3 before I have to wonder about this since my step daughter is only 12, but sure enough she is gonna wanna date soon and since she is of mixed race I kinda wonder who she will be interested in first.

yeah, and if you said "i'd prefer if she goes after someone that's white because it'd be easier on me because i know white people better than i do others" that'd make you a bigot, correct?

By the strict definition of the term, yes. If you want to use Webster's definition of bigot then I'm a bigot against males over 30 since I prefer or am initially attracted to younger men. However, that doesn't mean I don't love Jeff or Norm or Ivan or Scott or Cliffie (or whoever I'm leaving out here). People get offended because they perceive that the term bigot has a negative connotation.You will never get those people to admit they are bigots even though by strict definition we're all bigotted about something.

exactly...i don't understand why people can't say "yep, that makes me a bigot, i guess i am one"...i have no problems admitting that i'm in some ways rac ist or a bigot, because by the definition of those words, i am.these people on her board are so deathly afraid of being associated with racism that they're quick to judge anyone that even brings that word up.

[renaedawn 1]

Miss J,Playing poker at work is something that our lord and saviour General Tso wished for us to do on his dying bed.Please honor that wish and download a pokersite.That being said i suggest a different one because i don't play UB.Sincerely,Genearl Ts0's Nuts

ooooo i love this answer. i love it, but it's gotta be UB, cause thats where the money is bro.

MANGINA ALERTI just don't know any women who say or type "bro".JS

suck the mangina.

actually all mangina sucking is usually handled by our inhouse mangina sucker Jeff.............well sometimes him and DNA tag team it

sigh...fine whatever just get it done. :roll:

Not with that attitude, young lady.What, you come into the thread and nothing?do you have a name?Would you like to share it with us?Perhaps you might tell us a little about yourself, you likes and dislikes and whatnot.I'll start. I'm jeff...or blue...or gramps, you pick...I like rainy days and playing poker against donks like whiskey.Now it's your turn.

thanks for avatar, its really great.my name is Jess, i like:poker(NLHE)tournament and cash, kung fu, jack daniels, music(all kinds) and i'm a graphic designeri don't like:too many things talk about here.hows that? anyting else youd like to know?

Have you read page 1? There's some requirements there that give answers to what we need to know.