Nikki_N 17 Posted November 21, 2009 Author Share Posted November 21, 2009 This is seriously stressing me out! RENAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Well, it finally happened, guess in retrospect it was probably just a matter of time.Don't want to go into all the details on here, but my Friday game got robbed last night.4 men in full Swat gear, shot guns, semis, pistols. Got a shotgun in my back and I got pepper sprayed point blank and still having trouble seeing nearly 7 hours later. My face still feels like its on fire.Got a table flipped over on me crushing my head and legs.Luckily no one was shot or hurt seriously. Looks like my Fridays are free now.Definitely scariest moment of my life.I think this is why online poker should be legalized. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted November 21, 2009 Author Share Posted November 21, 2009 I even called Ozzy. He's on his way to Dallas so he wasn't totally sure of her whereabouts. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Renae won't take my calls.Did you use Miranda's name in vein or something, blasphemer? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I think we're fishing a tournament that day, but give me a shout and stop along the way if you want. I'm exactly half way between Miami and Key West.Oh, and I can definitely give you a bar map to get you from Mile Marker 104 down to about Mile Marker 50 of places worth hitting. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Alan, what poker was this? The bar league you run, another one or a private game? I think it's the private game you deal at or were you playing? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Alan, what poker was this? The bar league you run, another one or a private game? I think it's the private game you deal at or were you playing?Clearly your days as an editor are behind you. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Clearly your days as an editor are behind you.been 11 months, bro. I had a series of thoughts and decided not to organize them.Glad to see you back, ASS. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I can't even watch football anymore if it's not in HD. Just looks so shitty. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Well, it finally happened, guess in retrospect it was probably just a matter of time.Don't want to go into all the details on here, but my Friday game got robbed last night.4 men in full Swat gear, shot guns, semis, pistols. Got a shotgun in my back and I got pepper sprayed point blank and still having trouble seeing nearly 7 hours later. My face still feels like its on fire.Got a table flipped over on me crushing my head and legs.Luckily no one was shot or hurt seriously. Looks like my Fridays are free now.Definitely scariest moment of my life.I'm glad nobody was hurt but let me clarify...You're quitting now? Is that what you meant by Fridays are free? Doesn't that seem like a drastic solution? It's time to get a gun, that's what I've been thinkin'. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 This is seriously stressing me out! RENAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????I don't get this at all.I hate the phone. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 glad you're ok alan.good afternoon folks, caught up.here's today's sheet:Clemson -19.5 vs VirginiaND -6 vs U ConnOregon -5 @ AriPenn St -3.5 @ Mich StRutgers -3.5 @ SyrTexas A&M -7.5 vs Baylor Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 First of all, I'm glad you're fine Alan. That's some crazy shit. Like Blue, I'm curious about what game this is, exactly. You may have mentioned before, but apparently there's enough money at it to make somebody want to rob it? I can't even watch football anymore if it's not in HD. Just looks so shitty.The channel that broadcasts Mountain West games, appropriately called The Mountain, doesn't broadcast in HD and I swear the picture quality is worse than standard definition. I hate it. However, the announcers make up for it. It cracks me up. You can tell you're watching sub-par football action when you hear comments like:"...and he's out to the SIX for a FOUR yard gain!" (Following the Pokes' first gain of the day for more than two yards)"And Stewart makes this a positive play for the Cowboys!""He would have had the chance to make the first down if the ball hadn't been thrown behind him, on the ground."And, no, I didn't make that last one up. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 You can tell you're watching sub-par football actionNice drop in the endzone for the tie. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Nice drop in the endzone for the tie.?We just ran a fumble back 90 yards to tie it up. Are we talking about the same sub-par football action? Link to post Share on other sites
NorthPacific 25 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Thanks bro, you taught me well.No hospital, took about 30 minutes or more to get my sight back in my left eye, but other than that and just sore from where the table hit me and my face being on fire (especially after i took my shower this morning) I'm pretty good.Denny was a little upset obviously, but just glad no one was seriously hurt.Glad you are not dead. Get some Johnson's Baby Shampoo. You can put it directly into your eyes and it will cut the oil that is used to transport the pepper.I'm glad nobody was hurt but let me clarify...You're quitting now? Is that what you meant by Fridays are free? Doesn't that seem like a drastic solution? It's time to get a gun, that's what I've been thinkin'.I hope this was a joke. That is a good way to get dead. "4 men in full Swat gear, shot guns, semis, pistols."I usually go pretty heavily armed and don't have any choice if confronted, but this was not the time unless you have death wish. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Glad you are okay Alan. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 ?We just ran a fumble back 90 yards to tie it up. Are we talking about the same sub-par football action?Yes. It was an ESPN update earlier in the game. Well on your way to covering the spread, though. Nice. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Get some Johnson's Baby Shampoo. You can put it directly into your eyes and it will cut the oil that is used to transport the pepper.Hope I never need this info, but a nice tidbit to store away for future reference. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Get some Johnson's Baby Shampoo. You can put it directly into your eyes and it will cut the oil that is used to transport the pepper.Hope I never need this info, but a nice tidbit to store away for future reference. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Yes. It was an ESPN update earlier in the game. Well on your way to covering the spread, though. Nice.We'll see about that. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted November 21, 2009 Author Share Posted November 21, 2009 Did you use Miranda's name in vein or something, blasphemer?I must have!I'm glad nobody was hurt but let me clarify...You're quitting now? Is that what you meant by Fridays are free? Doesn't that seem like a drastic solution? It's time to get a gun, that's what I've been thinkin'.I could afford oneIf I did just a little less drinkin'...WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????I don't get this at all.I hate the phone.I just need to hear your voice and stuff. I really do. I'm all pathetic about it right now.Glad you are not dead. Get some Johnson's Baby Shampoo. You can put it directly into your eyes and it will cut the oil that is used to transport the pepper.I hope this was a joke. That is a good way to get dead. "4 men in full Swat gear, shot guns, semis, pistols."I usually go pretty heavily armed and don't have any choice if confronted, but this was not the time unless you have death wish.Hi Roger!!!It's a song.That baby shampoo advice sounds solid! I'm glad the police are on our side in here! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted November 21, 2009 Author Share Posted November 21, 2009 shitmydadsays “We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out." Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted November 21, 2009 Author Share Posted November 21, 2009 I dreamed about Tim Fryer and hockey last night. The hockey was weird, though. We had air hockey paddles and we had to get all the way down on our hands and knees on the ice to move the puck around. I was the goalie and Tim was on the opposing team. He scored on me twice. Link to post Share on other sites
NorthPacific 25 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Hi Roger!!!It's a song.That baby shampoo advice sounds solid! I'm glad the police are on our side in here!Hi Nik, I decided to come off lurker mode for a sec. I'm glad its a song. I kinda thought Renae had more sense then that. We issue baby shampoo to our officers, it works really well. Link to post Share on other sites
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