Smacciemac 3 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Nik.. sorry about the kid thing.. I have no advice.. hence having my tubes tied..I hate all you fuckers because I have NO pics on my phone from anyone!!! Except Chrozzo.. he always sends me pics of the beer he is drinking when he is at the bar.. Pay back is a bitch when I have my new perkies next week and am sending them to only people who have sent me pics! Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Norm.. I told you about this weeks ago and then said that it sucks because we will be IN VEGAS at that time I never remember! Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Nik.. sorry about the kid thing.. I have no advice.. hence having my tubes tied..I hate all you fuckers because I have NO pics on my phone from anyone!!! Except Chrozzo.. he always sends me pics of the beer he is drinking when he is at the bar.. Pay back is a bitch when I have my new perkies next week and am sending them to only people who have sent me pics! I've sent you picture texts! I'm no meanie! Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 His best man, one of the groomsman, and his father, all on separate occasions, have asked him. It's difficult to understand his motivation, other than the fact that he's deathly afraid to be alone. This is the second time he's been engaged. The firs time, he was 19. That girl cheated on him with a dude named Starbuck. No joke.Weird. I don't get people. I'm assuming he prefers Seattle's Best. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Nik.. sorry about the kid thing.. I have no advice.. hence having my tubes tied..I hate all you fuckers because I have NO pics on my phone from anyone!!! Except Chrozzo.. he always sends me pics of the beer he is drinking when he is at the bar.. Pay back is a bitch when I have my new perkies next week and am sending them to only people who have sent me pics! I don't send anyone pics, but I have this one to share of a cake my roommate made earlier this week.Because my roommate is retarded and its hard to read the text on it says..."CongratsJosh - It's not HERPES!!L2 use condom"There is a mildly entertaining story to go along with it, but the amount of humor vs time spent telling story isn't worth it. And I don't have any STD's, nor was I worried that I might. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 There is a mildly entertaining story to go along with it, but the amount of humor vs time spent telling story isn't worth it. And I don't have any STD's, nor was I worried that I might.Congrats on not having the herp Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Congrats on not having the herpThanks! Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 If any of you all need any tips on how to make your facial hair grow a little faster just let me know. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I'm pretty sure this didn't get the racial comment love it deserved in the KFC thread, so I'M GONNA POST IT HERE! So, you guys can think it was avg. too...wsox: I went to two local KFCs and it was a 30 minute wait so I didn't stay. I'll probably try tomorrow at an odd eating time.me: Before 2PM? Link to post Share on other sites
babyangel 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Damn technology. I used to remind my now 21 year-old brother about the good old days when everyone didn't have a cell phone. I'm disappointed he never had that great experience of having to call a 14 or 15 year-old girl at her house and then sweat it out every time her dad answered and asked you like 5 questions before passing the phone.Did we know that there was a little Henry out there??? You're not old enough to be Sam's mother, either, but I get the impression you'd like something from him. It was a gesture from the perspective of doing something nice for A mother, not MY mother. I guess I'll just give the CD and shoes to my mom and try to explain that she's receiving these thoughtful gifts because I'm an ass.Well I hope your mom appreciates them. I know I would have. I still think you're an ass!!nice!-SAMHOT!-NikkiThis is exactly what I was thinking.Maybe he gets to stick weird things in her pooper.Ok this made me crack up. I was laughing so hard that Dash started to laugh at me. He thinks things in the pooper is funny too.His best man, one of the groomsman, and his father, all on separate occasions, have asked him. It's difficult to understand his motivation, other than the fact that he's deathly afraid to be alone. This is the second time he's been engaged. The firs time, he was 19. That girl cheated on him with a dude named Starbuck. No joke.Seriously? That's spelt wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Ok this made me crack up. I was laughing so hard that Dash started to laugh at me. He thinks things in the pooper is funny too.FAG!Seriously? That's spelt wrong.Coming from the person that named her son '-'. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I'm wondering if I crossed the line with the "FAG!" comment.I don't care if I did, I'm just wondering if I did. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I went to church 3 times this week. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I'm wondering if I crossed the line with the "FAG!" comment.I don't care if I did, I'm just wondering if I did.I don't think so...I went to church 3 times this week.FAG! Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Seriously? That's spelt wrong.The only question is which Starbuck?Old school or...new school. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Morning.Good times last night. Blackhawks came back to win in OT, bunch of people from work came to the bar to hang out, and we end up going to the casino. I played mainly video poker. Was down about $250 before finally hitting a few big hands, ended up winning $40.Got home around 5:30am. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 If it does, I'll call him a fag because Miranda's way hotter than anyone on the Thunder squad.Can't argue with this point.FAGVOLD"D Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I sent you something. We have a winner! I went deeper tonight.These posts in succession cracked me up. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 These posts in succession cracked me up. I didn't notice that before. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 ChaCha ...Q: "Is it true if I tug my penis on a daily basis that it will get longer?" A: "From my own personal market research on this subject I have come to the conclusion this is not a true statement!"Ok, I'll stop now. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Congrats on not having the herpAnd getting laid, apparently. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I'm pretty sure this didn't get the racial comment love it deserved in the KFC thread, so I'M GONNA POST IT HERE! So, you guys can think it was avg. too...wsox: I went to two local KFCs and it was a 30 minute wait so I didn't stay. I'll probably try tomorrow at an odd eating time.me: Before 2PM?Fuck me, I actually meant to respond in there but I got distracted. I was 99% sure you meant because the blacks are lazy and don't get out of bed until that time. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Well I hope your mom appreciates them. I know I would have. I still think you're an ass!!I have no substantive argument to the contrary. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Fuck me, I actually meant to respond in there but I got distracted. I was 99% sure you meant because the blacks are lazy and don't get out of bed until that time.You are 100% correct.Audience Member: Negrodamus, will Arsenio Hall ever have a show again? Negrodamus: Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called "Good Morning, Black America". It will be played at noon throughout the country. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I'm wondering if I crossed the line with the "FAG!" comment.She thinks I'm an ass, I don't give a fuck. (Actually, with Yvonne, I really doubt that crosses a line.) Link to post Share on other sites
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