custom36 5 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Invasion? Were you talkin to me? WTF?yes, who the censored are you?Your worst nightmare.She looks more like a damn good dream.Shes a hooker who cuts your throat open after you bang her.I like it rough. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Invasion? Were you talkin to me? WTF?A) Who the censored are you?2) John's a little grumpy today.how do you becomea member of this place anyways?Be a complete asshole to everyone who comes here. Christ, I come to make one simple post and these fucker jump down my throat.Hi.Everyone who makes their first post here get's, "Who the censored are you?" We want to know who we're talking with.Read page one if you're curious.Why do you do that? I'm not bored enough to read page one.how about you don't complain about the way WE do things, and we won't complain about how YOU do things. Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Invasion? Were you talkin to me? WTF?A) Who the censored are you?2) John's a little grumpy today.how do you becomea member of this place anyways?Be a complete asshole to everyone who comes here. Christ, I come to make one simple post and these fucker jump down my throat.Hi.Everyone who makes their first post here get's, "Who the censored are you?" We want to know who we're talking with.Read page one if you're curious.Why do you do that? I'm not bored enough to read page one.how about you don't complain about the way WE do things, and we won't complain about how YOU do things.Chill out white boy. Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 i have another story from state college...different girl same bar...story to followhurry up and tell it. It will keep you from killing your folks.went to the same bar i was at two weekends ago. Hoping against all hope I would run into the girl from two weekends ago. Well as could have been predicted, that didn't happen.No more then 5 minutes after i had gotten 2 beers (it was a long line and I didn't want to have to go back and wait in like 10 minutes) Some allegedly drunk girl came up to and we got close physically. I might have had like two sips out of my first beer by this point.So having turned semi-pro in bar flirtation I was already into the arm around the shoulder routine. I must have heard her stories 5 times each. She only had about 6 stories. (fyi: name is katie,(not that one) mass media major, dark brown eyes, black hair, from new york, was wearing a thong (never saw it though))So the band's playing, and i get up to dance, because she wanted me to. note: I can't dance. Anyway, we're dancing close, a little grinding and stuff. All good things. Her hands were on my chest, on my back. i'm loving it. We get to a point where I can sit down again (i'm trying to avoid dancing but not make it seem that way.) I ask her if i can walk her back to her place. She says that i could, but that if i do i can't come in. Me being me, and not wanting to be discouraged (cause i wasn't really looking for that anyways)i say that's fine. We kinda smile at each other and go back about out thing.She had a friend there and I was treated to a brief girl-girl make out session. That was fun. One guy there told me to make sure I took her home cause it would be a sure thing. I gave him a high five that he was looking for and played if off like i was the man. There was a bit of kissing going back and forth, nothing too serious.So we leave the bar and walk back to her place. On the way back she said it was too early to be going to sleep so I was able to talk her into letting me come in so that we could watch tv or something. (i was hoping for a makeout session). Well that didn't happen, but my chest was used as a pillow and we held hands and my other hand was rubbing her ass and thigh. This is where i felt the top of her thong. At some point it came out that she was sorta "seeing someone" so she didn't want to do anything wrong. I didn't care just thrilled to be there. I left her my screen name and went back to where I was staying to sleep. That's my story, take it or leave it. It is a little long though. Link to post Share on other sites
pupsamazingwife 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Invasion? Were you talkin to me? WTF?A) Who the censored are you?2) John's a little grumpy today.how do you becomea member of this place anyways?Be a complete asshole to everyone who comes here. Christ, I come to make one simple post and these fucker jump down my throat.Hi.Everyone who makes their first post here get's, "Who the censored are you?" We want to know who we're talking with.Read page one if you're curious.Why do you do that? I'm not bored enough to read page one.how about you don't complain about the way WE do things, and we won't complain about how YOU do things.Chill out white boy.Go away fucktard. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Dear Army,It would be great if all members could please make arrangements to set aside $5 per month for the next 5 months, and then send it to Blue in July. Seriously, it's less than $.20/day, and it's for a good cause.Thanks for your consideration,Jeffrey Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 i have another story from state college...different girl same bar...story to followhurry up and tell it. It will keep you from killing your folks.went to the same bar i was at two weekends ago. Hoping against all hope I would run into the girl from two weekends ago. Well as could have been predicted, that didn't happen.No more then 5 minutes after i had gotten 2 beers (it was a long line and I didn't want to have to go back and wait in like 10 minutes) Some allegedly drunk girl came up to and we got close physically. I might have had like two sips out of my first beer by this point.So having turned semi-pro in bar flirtation I was already into the arm around the shoulder routine. I must have heard her stories 5 times each. She only had about 6 stories. (fyi: name is katie,(not that one) mass media major, dark brown eyes, black hair, from new york, was wearing a thong (never saw it though))So the band's playing, and i get up to dance, because she wanted me to. note: I can't dance. Anyway, we're dancing close, a little grinding and stuff. All good things. Her hands were on my chest, on my back. i'm loving it. We get to a point where I can sit down again (i'm trying to avoid dancing but not make it seem that way.) I ask her if i can walk her back to her place. She says that i could, but that if i do i can't come in. Me being me, and not wanting to be discouraged (cause i wasn't really looking for that anyways)i say that's fine. We kinda smile at each other and go back about out thing.She had a friend there and I was treated to a brief girl-girl make out session. That was fun. One guy there told me to make sure I took her home cause it would be a sure thing. I gave him a high five that he was looking for and played if off like i was the man. There was a bit of kissing going back and forth, nothing too serious.So we leave the bar and walk back to her place. On the way back she said it was too early to be going to sleep so I was able to talk her into letting me come in so that we could watch tv or something. (i was hoping for a makeout session). Well that didn't happen, but my chest was used as a pillow and we held hands and my other hand was rubbing her ass and thigh. This is where i felt the top of her thong. At some point it came out that she was sorta "seeing someone" so she didn't want to do anything wrong. I didn't care just thrilled to be there. I left her my screen name and went back to where I was staying to sleep. That's my story, take it or leave it. It is a little long though.John...nice story...I'm gonna say one thing.If she's been kissing you...lets you into her place....lets your rub her ass and lays on you...When she says she's 'sorta seeing someone' and 'doesn't want to do anything wrong'...she really, really wants you to talk her out of it...something like "there's nothing wrong with me giving you a kiss, is there?" or....."I promise i won't tell him if you don't"Some girls, in order to feel better about themselves, put up some token resistance but really want to be talked out of it.For example, you got into her place when she said you wouldn't right? why? cause you talked your way in. Use that as a lesson...Well done. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 i have another story from state college...different girl same bar...story to followhurry up and tell it. It will keep you from killing your folks.went to the same bar i was at two weekends ago. Hoping against all hope I would run into the girl from two weekends ago. Well as could have been predicted, that didn't happen.No more then 5 minutes after i had gotten 2 beers (it was a long line and I didn't want to have to go back and wait in like 10 minutes) Some allegedly drunk girl came up to and we got close physically. I might have had like two sips out of my first beer by this point.So having turned semi-pro in bar flirtation I was already into the arm around the shoulder routine. I must have heard her stories 5 times each. She only had about 6 stories. (fyi: name is katie,(not that one) mass media major, dark brown eyes, black hair, from new york, was wearing a thong (never saw it though))So the band's playing, and i get up to dance, because she wanted me to. note: I can't dance. Anyway, we're dancing close, a little grinding and stuff. All good things. Her hands were on my chest, on my back. i'm loving it. We get to a point where I can sit down again (i'm trying to avoid dancing but not make it seem that way.) I ask her if i can walk her back to her place. She says that i could, but that if i do i can't come in. Me being me, and not wanting to be discouraged (cause i wasn't really looking for that anyways)i say that's fine. We kinda smile at each other and go back about out thing.She had a friend there and I was treated to a brief girl-girl make out session. That was fun. One guy there told me to make sure I took her home cause it would be a sure thing. I gave him a high five that he was looking for and played if off like i was the man. There was a bit of kissing going back and forth, nothing too serious.So we leave the bar and walk back to her place. On the way back she said it was too early to be going to sleep so I was able to talk her into letting me come in so that we could watch tv or something. (i was hoping for a makeout session). Well that didn't happen, but my chest was used as a pillow and we held hands and my other hand was rubbing her ass and thigh. This is where i felt the top of her thong. At some point it came out that she was sorta "seeing someone" so she didn't want to do anything wrong. I didn't care just thrilled to be there. I left her my screen name and went back to where I was staying to sleep. That's my story, take it or leave it. It is a little long though.John...nice story...I'm gonna say one thing.If she's been kissing you...lets you into her place....lets your rub her ass and lays on you...When she says she's 'sorta seeing someone' and 'doesn't want to do anything wrong'...she really, really wants you to talk her out of it...something like "there's nothing wrong with me giving you a kiss, is there?" or....."I promise i won't tell him if you don't"Some girls, in order to feel better about themselves, put up some token resistance but really want to be talked out of it.For example, you got into her place when she said you wouldn't right? why? cause you talked your way in. Use that as a lesson...Well done.Wow I was going to say the same thing! Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Invasion? Were you talkin to me? WTF?A) Who the censored are you?2) John's a little grumpy today.how do you becomea member of this place anyways?Be a complete asshole to everyone who comes here. Christ, I come to make one simple post and these fucker jump down my throat.Hi.Everyone who makes their first post here get's, "Who the censored are you?" We want to know who we're talking with.Read page one if you're curious.Why do you do that? I'm not bored enough to read page one.how about you don't complain about the way WE do things, and we won't complain about how YOU do things.Chill out white boy.Go away fucktard.wow I was going to say the same thing! Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Invasion? Were you talkin to me? WTF?A) Who the censored are you?2) John's a little grumpy today.how do you becomea member of this place anyways?Be a complete asshole to everyone who comes here. Christ, I come to make one simple post and these fucker jump down my throat.Hi.Everyone who makes their first post here get's, "Who the censored are you?" We want to know who we're talking with.Read page one if you're curious.did i pass?by the way, im to lazy to become a member, so this will be my last post here for a while, thanks tho Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I agree with Scott's agreeing on all accounts. Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 fuck poker.that is all. Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Jeff (damn all the same Avatars)...advice noted.I was thinking about if there was a way i could talk her into it, but it didn't help when the name of her psuedo guy was the name that was on her phone like 4 times (she opened it right in front of me and I took note) But again advice duly noted and thanks for the congrats. Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Whiskey...advice noted.I was thinking about if there was a way i could talk her into it, but it didn't help when the name of her psuedo guy was the name that was on her phone like 4 times (she opened it right in front of me and I took note) But again advice duly noted and thanks for the congrats.doesn't matter.you were in if you had said a couple more words. congrats on getting up to the plate...sucks you couldn't at least squeak out a single.(for you canadians out there...good job getting to the curling rink...too bad you weren't drunk enough to sweep the floor?) Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I agree with Scott's agreeing on all accounts.wow I was going to say the same thing! Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Whiskey...advice noted.I was thinking about if there was a way i could talk her into it, but it didn't help when the name of her psuedo guy was the name that was on her phone like 4 times (she opened it right in front of me and I took note) But again advice duly noted and thanks for the congrats.Whiskey?? Fuck you!! Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Whiskey...advice noted.I was thinking about if there was a way i could talk her into it, but it didn't help when the name of her psuedo guy was the name that was on her phone like 4 times (she opened it right in front of me and I took note) But again advice duly noted and thanks for the congrats.It was Blue who responded, but he gave good advice. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Whiskey...advice noted.I was thinking about if there was a way i could talk her into it, but it didn't help when the name of her psuedo guy was the name that was on her phone like 4 times (she opened it right in front of me and I took note) But again advice duly noted and thanks for the congrats.doesn't matter.you were in if you had said a couple more words. congrats on getting up to the plate...sucks you couldn't at least squeak out a single.(for you canadians out there...good job getting to the curling rink...too bad you weren't drunk enough to sweep the floor?)I don't think they call it a rink. That's where they play the games with the hard rubber disk and the sticks. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 OMG!!! I am so ready to kill my parents. That is all.(i'm not really gonna kill them, but I am really really pissed.Are we millionaires? Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Whiskey...advice noted.I was thinking about if there was a way i could talk her into it, but it didn't help when the name of her psuedo guy was the name that was on her phone like 4 times (she opened it right in front of me and I took note) But again advice duly noted and thanks for the congrats.Whiskey?? censored you!!I did go back and edit once i realized it. I apologize. But the avs really screwed me up and it sounds like something he would have said. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I agree with Scott's agreeing on all accounts.wow I was going to say the same thing!Wow, you thinking that my thinking was going to be similar to your thinking in thinking that their thinking was good. That's impressive. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Jeff (damn all the same Avatars)...advice noted.I was thinking about if there was a way i could talk her into it, but it didn't help when the name of her psuedo guy was the name that was on her phone like 4 times (she opened it right in front of me and I took note) But again advice duly noted and thanks for the congrats.john...pretend that was a scene in some movie...is there any on on earth the protaganist doesn't score?? seriously...keep it in mind for next time...that girl wanted a one-night stand. And she picked you.Next time, don't let the opportunity slip through your fingers. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Jeff (damn all the same Avatars)...advice noted.I was thinking about if there was a way i could talk her into it, but it didn't help when the name of her psuedo guy was the name that was on her phone like 4 times (she opened it right in front of me and I took note) But again advice duly noted and thanks for the congrats.john...pretend that was a scene in some movie...is there any on on earth the protaganist doesn't score?? seriously...keep it in mind for next time...that girl wanted a one-night stand. And she picked you.Next time, don't let the opportunity slip through your fingers.Yup she went to her room and rubbed one out. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 It just hit me. Alan's response in the cab.....Proof that the Egg really did cum first... Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Whiskey...advice noted.I was thinking about if there was a way i could talk her into it, but it didn't help when the name of her psuedo guy was the name that was on her phone like 4 times (she opened it right in front of me and I took note) But again advice duly noted and thanks for the congrats.doesn't matter.you were in if you had said a couple more words. congrats on getting up to the plate...sucks you couldn't at least squeak out a single.(for you canadians out there...good job getting to the curling rink...too bad you weren't drunk enough to sweep the floor?)I don't think they call it a rink. That's where they play the games with the hard rubber disk and the sticks.nope..it's a rink...each rink has several sheets of ice where individual games are played. Link to post Share on other sites
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