FCPHA: Big Table in the Back

[dolfan 0]

Sorry, Lance. Next time (when I'm actually there) I'll get you a Lemon Drop or something.

go to hell.even norm said it was strong. norm. the guy who says he counted his money after the first day and found that, by the amt of money he had in his pocket, he drank 35 jack and cokes. the man who hasn't had a drink in his hand for all of 2 and a half hours since he's been here.censored you.

Wow, I'm honored. I've made an alcoholic impact on Norm. Kickass.I'm going out again tonight, if you'd like some revenge you can name any shot you want right now and I'll drink one. I promise.

[dolfan 0]

I'm gonna try not to get so drunk tonight. Doubt it will happen, though. It's ghetto night at the frat...and it just so happens that I know ghetto.

We used to have Gangsta BBQ's during the summer where everyone had to dress like a thug and either drink 40's of OE or gin and juice. It was fun.

Good idea. Thanks!

Enjoy...

[Pupsta 0]

Is Norm checking out Michael's ass?

i think he was so drunk, he just saw someone short, assumed it had a vag and went with it.

[tall0n 1]

um.... ouch....don't tell anyone, but i haven't been this hurt in a VERY long while.everyone is great, and i'm never laughed so much in my life as i did last night after the great hooker debacle!it's 5ish. i guess everyone was meeting at 3. hmmmm.shower time and then time for round 3. did i mention all these people are great. And lance taught me a new crack game. "let it ride" Damn you lance!

[dolfan 0]

um.... ouch....don't tell anyone, but i haven't been this hurt in a VERY long while.

This needs to be quoted over and over and over for posterity.

[dolfan 0]

Alright, I'm out for the night. Later.

[tall0n 1]

um.... ouch....don't tell anyone, but i haven't been this hurt in a VERY long while.

This needs to be quoted over and over and over for posterity.

:-) u

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

So, background--this is pretty much my watering hole. I know everyone who works there--hell, I used to work there. I know most all the regulars and so on. It's where a lot of the people I graduated high school with, tend to hang out. So, I head up there about 10 and from talkin' to one of the waitresses it's been pretty packed for a few hours allready. There was a live band, so things were pretty raucous. Anyway, I'm just there with three of my buddies--and a few more came up around 11ish. My ex and her friends are up there for one of her friends' birthday. The girl I messed around with after I broke up with the ex was up there as well, so there was a bit of tension but nothing too exciting. About 12:30 or so, I'm up at the bar getting some shots, and my ex comes up and we're talking. She grabs a couple of the shots to help me carry 'em back to our table. As she turns around, she kinda bumps into this dude and splashes him with one of the shots. I knew him from high school and he was kind of a dick back then, but we got along allright."Watch it you fuckin' cunt, this is a hundred dollar shirt. Jesus fucking Christ you stupid cunt."So I'm a little annoyed. And I say, "Hey buddy, it was an accident. You don't need to be a fuckin' prick." The whole time my ex is apologizing and sayin' she'll pay for the shirt if he wants her too.I'm pretty lit up at this point. I've got more than a couple jager bombs in me and I'm not really diggin' his attitude. He says to me, "What're you gonna do about it you fuckin' faggot?""I'll show you how much of a faggot I am, you piece of shit." He takes a few steps back and starts squarin' up like he's ready to fight me, at which point his girlfriend steps in between me and him. This is where I kinda lost it. He just straight up bitch slapped her. I'm talkin' full on, right across the face, bitch smack.My girlfriend says, "Hey you fuckin' asshole, what're you doing?" He takes a few steps forward and pulls back like he's going to hit my ex. At this point, I kinda black out. I know I hit him, but I don't know how many times or where or anything neat. I don't really remember it. I know that some of my friends and some of his friends got into it when they tried to get in the middle. I 'came to', when someone had grabbed me by my throat, from behind. Dude was half chokin' me, half pullin' me off his buddy and hitting me in the kidneys at the same time. So, the bartender comes across the bar and blasts the guy in the face with some kind of liquor bottle--I'm pretty sure it was Absolut.All I know is I had blood all over my back, neck and arms from this guy's face--and I didn't even know who the fuck he was. The 'bouncers'--guys who work in the kitchen until the kitchen closes, and then change shirts--came and pulled me off to the side. The rest of the nonsense got broken up and the kid's girlfriend pressed charges against him.I talked to the cops and they let me know it was probably a good idea for me to just head home. They said that since the dude hit the chick--and apparently had been harassing other people in the bar--that I was pretty much off the hook by means of defending her.I saw my mom get hit for a few years when I was younger and that shit just really doesn't fly with me. My pinky's sticking out to the side a bit--I think I tried to reset it--but I dunno how well I did. My ribs are sore as **** and I pissed out alittle bit of blood this morning and I have a small cut on the back of my head. But, the ex is okay, I'm relatively okay, my buddies are okay, and the girl that got his okay and the only one who went to jail was the guy who hit the girl.

[Allie 0]

um.... ouch....don't tell anyone, but i haven't been this hurt in a VERY long while.

This needs to be quoted over and over and over for posterity.

:-) u

NORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[custom36 5]

Party's new SNG structure is good.

[tall0n 1]

um.... ouch....don't tell anyone, but i haven't been this hurt in a VERY long while.

This needs to be quoted over and over and over for posterity.

:-) u

NORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allie!

[SAM_Hard8 50]

hey norm

[Allie 0]

um.... ouch....don't tell anyone, but i haven't been this hurt in a VERY long while.

This needs to be quoted over and over and over for posterity.

:-) u

NORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allie!

How are ya hun? (other than the vicious hangover lol)

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

Hi Norm!

[tall0n 1]

hey all...Just got out of the shower. don't feel so bad anymore. time for round 3. gonna head out and find the gang. not sure what they are doing. if i can't, then i'll play more 'let it ride'! haha.. Damn you lance!Allie, it's very possible i will need some tlc after this weekend! check flights to atlanta! haha!

[SAM_Hard8 50]

chirp chirp chirp

[GWCGWC 83]

the last three pages had me laughing like a lunatic.HOLY SHIT THE ANGELS ARE HOT HOT HOT!!!!also, Norm brought back two hookers, but only one left?

[zimmer4141 0]

OK, this could be one of the strangest nights I've had in a while. Tonight is the winter dance for our school, and this girl asked me to go with her, but she was on a visit to Michigan Tech during the day, so she wouldn't be home til late. She estimated she would be home around 8-8:30 or so, and the dance started at 8. Well, 8 turned into 10, now turned into 11, where the dance is over.However, she says she wants to hang out after, which makes me unable to play the 200k on Party. Before you say I shouldn't be worried about poker, we were going as basically friends, because she kind of has a boyfriend, but she hates him and is going to break up with him soon, etc... Plus, I don't find her that attractive, but as I've discussed with Brad, my standards are probably way too high for what I should realistically expect.

[SAM_Hard8 50]

OK, this could be one of the strangest nights I've had in a while. Tonight is the winter dance for our school, and this girl asked me to go with her, but she was on a visit to Michigan Tech during the day, so she wouldn't be home til late. She estimated she would be home around 8-8:30 or so, and the dance started at 8. Well, 8 turned into 10, now turned into 11, where the dance is over.However, she says she wants to hang out after, which makes me unable to play the 200k on Party. Before you say I shouldn't be worried about poker, we were going as basically friends, because she kind of has a boyfriend, but she hates him and is going to break up with him soon, etc... Plus, I don't find her that attractive, but as I've discussed with Brad, my standards are probably way too high for what I should realistically expect.

You play poker everyday.SIIHP.

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[jeff_536 3]

OK, this could be one of the strangest nights I've had in a while. Tonight is the winter dance for our school, and this girl asked me to go with her, but she was on a visit to Michigan Tech during the day, so she wouldn't be home til late. She estimated she would be home around 8-8:30 or so, and the dance started at 8. Well, 8 turned into 10, now turned into 11, where the dance is over.However, she says she wants to hang out after, which makes me unable to play the 200k on Party. Before you say I shouldn't be worried about poker, we were going as basically friends, because she kind of has a boyfriend, but she hates him and is going to break up with him soon, etc... Plus, I don't find her that attractive, but as I've discussed with Brad, my standards are probably way too high for what I should realistically expect.

I don't care how high your standards are, you simply have to decide if you want to fuck her or marry her.

[GWCGWC 83]

OK, this could be one of the strangest nights I've had in a while. Tonight is the winter dance for our school, and this girl asked me to go with her, but she was on a visit to Michigan Tech during the day, so she wouldn't be home til late. She estimated she would be home around 8-8:30 or so, and the dance started at 8. Well, 8 turned into 10, now turned into 11, where the dance is over.However, she says she wants to hang out after, which makes me unable to play the 200k on Party. Before you say I shouldn't be worried about poker, we were going as basically friends, because she kind of has a boyfriend, but she hates him and is going to break up with him soon, etc... Plus, I don't find her that attractive, but as I've discussed with Brad, my standards are probably way too high for what I should realistically expect.

You play poker everyday.SIIHP.

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3rd

[Painter567 0]

sup kids, havent read anything still, will do full catchup later, having a great time, just had a nice dinner with everyone at Caesars and Norm picked up the whole freaking tab! His only response when we objected was "Buy Coke" hahaLooks like we are about to head up to a strip club, I think Cindy is going to play some $1/$2 NL cause she doesnt want to be at an establishment where there are other Ho's.Cindy says hi and that she is too lazy to log on with her own name and she wanted to make sure you all know that I am posting this from HER hotel room right now. JS.Alright, time to go drink and see Tata's.Tonight I am faced with one of the toughest decisions of my life. There are two types of strip clubs here. Full nudity with no alcohol or topless with alcohol. How the hell does one choose between alcohol and twat?See you all soon, wish you all were here.--- Chicken (cindy made me type that)

???????Spearmint Rhino has both. JS!

[Painter567 0]

Glad to hear you guys are having fun.That pic of Michael is fucking hilarious.I bet Lance gets IDed everywhere he goes.

Agree 100%

[Painter567 0]

OK, this could be one of the strangest nights I've had in a while. Tonight is the winter dance for our school, and this girl asked me to go with her, but she was on a visit to Michigan Tech during the day, so she wouldn't be home til late. She estimated she would be home around 8-8:30 or so, and the dance started at 8. Well, 8 turned into 10, now turned into 11, where the dance is over.However, she says she wants to hang out after, which makes me unable to play the 200k on Party. Before you say I shouldn't be worried about poker, we were going as basically friends, because she kind of has a boyfriend, but she hates him and is going to break up with him soon, etc... Plus, I don't find her that attractive, but as I've discussed with Brad, my standards are probably way too high for what I should realistically expect.

Do the right thing.........SIIHP....JS!

[Painter567 0]

[intro - R. Kelly] + (Nick Cannon)Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Oh, uh, haha)Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Kells!)(We in the club singing this for money, ha!)[Chorus - R. Kelly]I'm a gigolo, spending lotsa doughYou can tell the way wide-body, sitting on voguesPeep how I'm shining, wit the fresh, fresh clothesAlways surrounded, by so many (HO!)I'm a gigolo, always on the goEvery time I turn around, I got another showLeave the club with about three in a rowJump in the Six, 'cause I love them (HO!)[Verse 1 - Nick Cannon]Shorty I, only got one night in town, tell me baby are you downBushes we won't beat around, bushes we just eat 'em nowFeeling yo Masqueno blouse, seven jean, Black and LeboneseHead to her knees, please if you ever need a bachelor From EbonyJust rock to the melody, I got you in bed wit meI thought you would never leaveYou wanna name me Like A-MurrayKnow the chain freeze wrist be the same degreesTryna get lil' mami, in that thang of reeseOnly getting in for free, if you came wit meCause I'ma grown man, not B2KIf I need a girlfriend, it won't be to-dayNaw, I'm not tryna be ya man, pimp bones in my bodyRock them body-hotty, rock them, like ladi-dadiMe and Kells on Ducatis, wanna see you drop it shawtyOh weee, tryna leave the club, wit a groupie[Chorus][Verse 2 - Nick Cannon]Ma I'm busy on tour, ma, you busy on the floorMa I'm feeling yo heels, them Christian DiorsI'm like David Beckham, keep a mean shoe gameBut like my favorite records, keep spinning new thangsLet my hair grow, cause I was looking for a changeShorty call me the Scare Crow, I'm looking for some brainsIn "The Wiz", there it go, here it is, where the showCause through yo dress, I can see yo drawersOh shorty just shake it, make a round of applauseIf you outta Hypnotic, 'notha round at the barAnd when we parking lot pimping, they surrounding the carNaw, I'm not tryna be ya man, pimp bones in my bodyRock them body-hotty, rock them, like ladi-dadiMe and Kells on Ducatis, wanna see you drop it shawtyOh weee, tryna leave the clubWit a groupie, wit a groupie[Chorus][Verse 3 - Nick Cannon]Mama, when we leave the club, leave wit usYou don't need ya car keys, we goin' free in the busAnd the way you wear ya jeans, is means to cussSo DAMN!, how you get them on, DAMN! Vic secrets on aThrowback chick, hotter than Ms. Vic DamoneThis the type of ... I'm on, not picking up the phoneUnless you unblock ya joint, then put in ya codeKnow its to hit, when Nick get in the boothCome through in something new, wit an invisible roofOh the settin's on my necklace them invisible tooWhen we do what we do, we can't be visible booThe last thing I need is lawsuits, all I did is call youInitiate the first move, shorty that was all youI'm not tryna be ya man, pimp bones in my bodyRock them body-hotty, rock them, like ladi-dadiMe and Kells on Ducatis, wanna see you drop it shawty, oh weee[Chorus] Tim,Heard this on my Ipod today and forgot about this line. For you bro!