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hey all,in for a few minutes while i drop drunk ang off, then i'm heading back out...we had 3 toasts tonight...brett, censored you for not answering your phone...we had 11 total double shots of jack for you and we hva eto leave it on fucking voicemail. fucking lame.then, we toasted spice's 21st. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!then, kid rock - i am the bullgod came on, so we toasted jersey. happy now sharon? still want to kill me?ang loves them all..apparently nikki is a good kisser? that's all i heard from drunk ang on the way home...."i fucking love them...nikki is awesome and is a great kisser...dave's such a great guy....i want to censored dustin...norm is such a great guy....michael's awesome....i didn't see much of cindy because her and alan were always off together...renae and alan were awesome...nikki's a great kisser, and michael tipped me a dollar!'by the way, i was a nice husband and went and picked k8e up from the sitter and let her stay and play at the strip club.now i get to go have my fun.
I was out last night and forgot my phone...I called back but I don't think you were there, dude. If you were, we didn't talk. but you already know that.
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hey all,in for a few minutes while i drop drunk ang off, then i'm heading back out...we had 3 toasts tonight...brett, censored you for not answering your phone...we had 11 total double shots of jack for you and we hva eto leave it on fucking voicemail. fucking lame.then, we toasted spice's 21st. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!then, kid rock - i am the bullgod came on, so we toasted jersey. happy now sharon? still want to kill me?ang loves them all..apparently nikki is a good kisser? that's all i heard from drunk ang on the way home...."i fucking love them...nikki is awesome and is a great kisser...dave's such a great guy....i want to censored dustin...norm is such a great guy....michael's awesome....i didn't see much of cindy because her and alan were always off together...renae and alan were awesome...nikki's a great kisser, and michael tipped me a dollar!'by the way, i was a nice husband and went and picked k8e up from the sitter and let her stay and play at the strip club.now i get to go have my fun.
yeah fuck you for not answering!! I drank and shitload of Jack which is totally nasty, for you...and yeah we toasted to Spice (who didnt understand anything we said on the phone) and Jersey... wish everybody was here!!!!!!! :club::D and i am a GOOD drunk poster. I dont mispell words and just type like ugahfwf i drk and nk kiasss.. LOL :D
Apologies for not answering the phone. No apologies for the Jack Daniels. It's good and you love it.
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hey all,in for a few minutes while i drop drunk ang off, then i'm heading back out...we had 3 toasts tonight...brett, censored you for not answering your phone...we had 11 total double shots of jack for you and we hva eto leave it on fucking voicemail. fucking lame.then, we toasted spice's 21st. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!then, kid rock - i am the bullgod came on, so we toasted jersey. happy now sharon? still want to kill me?ang loves them all..apparently nikki is a good kisser? that's all i heard from drunk ang on the way home...."i fucking love them...nikki is awesome and is a great kisser...dave's such a great guy....i want to censored dustin...norm is such a great guy....michael's awesome....i didn't see much of cindy because her and alan were always off together...renae and alan were awesome...nikki's a great kisser, and michael tipped me a dollar!'by the way, i was a nice husband and went and picked k8e up from the sitter and let her stay and play at the strip club.now i get to go have my fun.
Apologies for not answering the phone. No apologies for the Jack Daniels. It's good and you love it.yeah fuck you for not answering!! I drank and shitload of Jack which is totally nasty, for you...and yeah we toasted to Spice (who didnt understand anything we said on the phone) and Jersey... wish everybody was here!!!!!!! :club::D and i am a GOOD drunk poster. I dont mispell words and just type like ugahfwf i drk and nk kiasss.. LOL :D
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So here's my vicarious Vegas experience...The group called from the strip club last night and I didn't have my phone on me. I went out and realized that I didn't have it and immediately figured that meant they would be calling. When I got home I saw that I was right.So I listened to my voicemail that they left which involved hearing the phrases "looking at boobies'", "fuck you Brett", and "Jack Daniels" a lot. I called them back and spoke to everyone there I think (I'm pretty sure Ang was already home and if I spoke to Lance then I have no recollection...I was sort of drunk). Alan and Cindy weren't there (insert your own joke here, I'm too lazy right now).Nik mentioned kissing Renae and Ang and putting her boobs in Dustin's and Pogue's faces. Norm mentioned that it was good to know "the Norm." Pogue was busy getting a lapdance so we didn't speak for too long and I couldn't hear Dustin well at all. I tried to explain to everyone that I arranged with Renae before the trip to buy a round of Jack since that's what I would have done if I was there. Everyone thanked me by telling me how nasty it was and how big the shots were. Glad you all appreciated it. I'm pretty sure Norm was wasted because when I tried to explain it to him, he said something like "we had a birthday shot for you, how old are you?""I'm 24 and my birthday is in August.""I don't even remember 24...""At the rate I'm going I won't either."Anyway, it was great to talk to everyone that was still out doing the strip club thing. Alan and Cindy, sorry I couldn't talk to you both. Renae, thanks so much for making sure everyone got a shot of Jack "from" me. I wish I could've bought them in person. Some day.One last thing...Alan, everyone seems pretty ready to make fun of you for denying a hooker but I'm actually proud that you showed faithfulness and loyalty to your wife.But I only realized that after I had to wipe the tears from my eyes after laughing at the orgasm comment. That should give us enough material for another few months, thank you for that.

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I'm thinkin' of writing a trip report from last night's bar experience..My hand's feeling a bit better now--vicodin will do that. Meh..I'm stayin' in tonight.
for the record, i demand a full trip report...i got the abridged version, but i want a full report.
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I'm thinkin' of writing a trip report from last night's bar experience..My hand's feeling a bit better now--vicodin will do that. Meh..I'm stayin' in tonight.
for the record, i demand a full trip report...i got the abridged version, but i want a full report.
I'm curious...
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So here's my vicarious Vegas experience...The group called from the strip club last night and I didn't have my phone on me. I went out and realized that I didn't have it and immediately figured that meant they would be calling. When I got home I saw that I was right.So I listened to my voicemail that they left which involved hearing the phrases "looking at boobies'", "censored you Brett", and "Jack Daniels" a lot. I called them back and spoke to everyone there I think (I'm pretty sure Ang was already home and if I spoke to Lance then I have no recollection...I was sort of drunk). Alan and Cindy weren't there (insert your own joke here, I'm too lazy right now).Nik mentioned kissing Renae and Ang and putting her boobs in Dustin's and Pogue's faces. Norm mentioned that it was good to know "the Norm." Pogue was busy getting a lapdance so we didn't speak for too long and I couldn't hear Dustin well at all. I tried to explain to everyone that I arranged with Renae before the trip to buy a round of Jack since that's what I would have done if I was there. Everyone thanked me by telling me how nasty it was and how big the shots were. Glad you all appreciated it. I'm pretty sure Norm was wasted because when I tried to explain it to him, he said something like "we had a birthday shot for you, how old are you?""I'm 24 and my birthday is in August.""I don't even remember 24...""At the rate I'm going I won't either."Anyway, it was great to talk to everyone that was still out doing the strip club thing. Alan and Cindy, sorry I couldn't talk to you both. Renae, thanks so much for making sure everyone got a shot of Jack "from" me. I wish I could've bought them in person. Some day.One last thing...Alan, everyone seems pretty ready to make fun of you for denying a hooker but I'm actually proud that you showed faithfulness and loyalty to your wife.But I only realized that after I had to wipe the tears from my eyes after laughing at the orgasm comment. That should give us enough material for another few months, thank you for that.
you must have called in the half hour between me picking ang up and taking her home and me returning to the strip club. yeah, that was a night to remember. seriously though, fuck you for the jack. that was godawful, and i was tasting it the rest of the night.
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Dear Kristen,There appear to have been hundreds of people behind you guys on Feeemont St. last night. Next time, PLEASE ASK ONE OF THEM TO HOLD THE FUCKING CAMERA so you can be in the picture too.All my love,Jeffrey

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Dear Kristen,There appear to have been hundreds of people behind you guys on Feeemont St. last night. Next time, PLEASE ASK ONE OF THEM TO HOLD THE censored CAMERA so you can be in the picture too.All my love,Jeffrey
don't worry, there will be plenty of pictures that include kristen taken tonight. i'll make sure of it.
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I'm gonna try not to get so drunk tonight. Doubt it will happen, though. It's ghetto night at the frat...and it just so happens that I know ghetto.
We used to have Gangsta BBQ's during the summer where everyone had to dress like a thug and either drink 40's of OE or gin and juice. It was fun.
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Sorry, Lance. Next time (when I'm actually there) I'll get you a Lemon Drop or something.
go to hell.even norm said it was strong. norm. the guy who says he counted his money after the first day and found that, by the amt of money he had in his pocket, he drank 35 jack and cokes. the man who hasn't had a drink in his hand for all of 2 and a half hours since he's been here.fuck you.
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I'm gonna try not to get so drunk tonight. Doubt it will happen, though. It's ghetto night at the frat...and it just so happens that I know ghetto.
We used to have Gangsta BBQ's during the summer where everyone had to dress like a thug and either drink 40's of OE or gin and juice. It was fun.
Good idea. Thanks! :club:
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Dear Kristen,There appear to have been hundreds of people behind you guys on Feeemont St. last night. Next time, PLEASE ASK ONE OF THEM TO HOLD THE censored CAMERA so you can be in the picture too.All my love,Jeffrey
Good point. I also wanted to ask, was Dave making a gang sign in that picture?Does Indy have a chapter of the Crips there?
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