rocksquid 50 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FMLalin's neighbor? Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Depends on many factors, including the phone call frequency and whether the Friday night date is implied. Lunch is implied, right the fuck right now.and don't forget the feminine hygiene products at his place. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Depends on many factors, including the phone call frequency and whether the Friday night date is implied. Lunch is implied, right the fuck right now.Does that one chick have stuff at your house? Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Cool. Woodys afterwards?Sounds like a plan Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Anyone else think this "cousin" of his is a fictional character?That depends, is he related to Palmeiro or Pudge? Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I think clothes at her house just in case you should ever need to go to work directly from there qualifies.I go straight from her place to work 1-3 days/week.She has a few hair things at my place. Link to post Share on other sites
DOG 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Someday you will be the fuckee.And you will like it.Oh yes you will.Because you see, God has a sense of humor.QFMT.Most likely a 12" black one. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Look, Cindy is posting there:Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I go straight from her place to work 1-3 days/week.She has a few hair things at my place.Rachel is your girlfriend goddammit! Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I go straight from her place to work 1-3 days/week.She has a few hair things at my place.btw, by "hair things", I meant hair ties...or whatever you call those things that keep a girl's hair in a pony tail. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Rachel is your girlfriend goddammit!You gonna be ok? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 btw, by "hair things", I meant hair ties...or whatever you call those things that keep a girl's hair in a pony tail.scrunchies. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 You gonna be ok?I'm dealing with the pain. I drink a lot. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 scrunchies.What the fuck is this, 1996? Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 What the fuck is this, 1996?Look who you're talking to, you're lucky it's not 1936. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 What the fuck is this, 1996?No, I'm pretty sure it isn't, because I occasionally got laid back then. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 No, I'm pretty sure it isn't, because I occasionally got laid back then.By girl(s) wearing scrunchies? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Today, my friend sent me the link to this web site with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'm heading to work. Without scrunchies.Later. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 By girl(s) wearing scrunchies?On more than one occasion, yes. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 One Norm will appreciate:Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Congrats E. Link to post Share on other sites
Velkro 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 scrunchies.You are so fucking gay. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 A buddy of mine is having a home game tonight. I have no idea what to expect from this. I'm guessing I'll know 2-3 guys, but not sure who all is playing.I have no idea if he knows anything about running a game or not. Link to post Share on other sites
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