dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Or you could tell him yourself.14 User(s) are reading this topic (9 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)5 Members: renaedawn, SAM_Hard8, Ozzy, tall0n, goldie792ndly - why'd you leave the dream sentence in there but nothing else?Happy b-day, Ozz. Oh, I think because you and Blue both mentioned dreams and I had to pass along my super-intense dream of being snowed out from golfing. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 If you don't read Hot Clicks on SI's website, I felt I should pass along this link. It's pretty fucking hilarious. The premise is simple - people post brief stories about shitty stuff that happens in their life. Fuck My Life Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 People must be fucking high if they think there's any chance I'm answering the phone before 9 AM.Morning. Link to post Share on other sites
Ozzy 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Happy B'day Ozzy.Thank you, thank you!I'll save some time and space here and say thank you for the b-day wishes from everyone who gives a shout out! Thanks guys! Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 If you don't read Hot Clicks on SI's website, I felt I should pass along this link. It's pretty fucking hilarious. The premise is simple - people post brief stories about shitty stuff that happens in their life. Fuck My Life I like how you can vote either "I agree, your life is f***ed" or "you deserved that one".My fav so far...Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Happy b-day, Ozz. Oh, I think because you and Blue both mentioned dreams and I had to pass along my super-intense dream of being snowed out from golfing.My dream self thinks you shouldn't play liars poker with Norm. It's good advice in real life too. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Choices for what do to while here (all choices include going to Primanti's):- Casino- Strip Club- South Side bars- Local bars- Eat shit and dieYour town, my brother, your rules. I'm just pleased "get punched in the face" wasn't an option.Were you about to go down on anyone?It was sadly asexual.yes, yes, I know. Not unlike myself.What's the final itinerary again? Are you coming anywhere near me?Can't make it that far west. It's already 12 days and I don't want to be away from the kids any longer than that.Saturday, March 21: Drive to Pittsburgh, spend night cuddling with Tim.Sunday, March 22: Drive to Durham, learn how to TP/MM from Tommy.Monday, March 23: Drive to either Savannah or Jacksonville, spend night alone in fleabag motel.Tuesday, March 24: Drive to Kissimmee, watch 1 p.m. game (Wash @ Hou); Drive to Brandon, spend night cuddling with Danielle and her creepy husband.Wednesday, March 25: Drive to Port Charlotte, watch 7 p.m game (Pit @ TB); spend night with hooker in fleabag motel.Thursday, March 26: Drive to 1 p.m. game (NYY @ Phi), spend night with Dustin.Friday, March 27: 7 p.m. game (Cin @ NYY), spend night with Dustin.Saturday, March 28: 1 p.m. game (Det @ Tor), spend night with Dustin (I WIN).Sunday, March 29: Drive to Atlanta, spend night with the Admiral.Monday, March 30: Drive to Nashville, spend night with the Hicks.Tuesday, March 31: Drive to Indy, spend night with the Nicosons.Wednesday, April 1: Make the longass drive home.I have made some assumptions here about being welcome in people's homes, I may have invited myself. If anyone has a problem or conflict or just doesn't want a damn dirty Canadian in their home, please zip me a PM.Conversely, if anyone wants to catch a game with me, let me know. I'm purchasing tickets in advance. Dustin is going to the Friday night game with me.Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Thank you, thank you!I'll save some time and space here and say thank you for the b-day wishes from everyone who gives a shout out! Thanks guys!Happy Birthday Ozzy!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I like how you can vote either "I agree, your life is f***ed" or "you deserved that one".My fav so far...Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FMLYeah, that one was the one that made me go, "Oh, I have to post this shit." Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 It was sadly asexual.yes, yes, I know. Not unlike myself.You're not sadly asexual. Just wanted to clear that up. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Bwahahahahaha! What a great way to drop that hint.Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My dream self thinks you shouldn't play liars poker with Norm. It's good advice in real life too.My real self doesn't know what liars poker is and hopes that the "going down" parts didn't involve any combination of me and Norm. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Your town, my brother, your rules.You're going to have to pick. We can decide that day though...not like any planning needs to go into any of them.I'm just pleased "get punched in the face" wasn't an option.It's not an option, it's a guarantee you'll get that. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Thank you sir! I made it another year. 32 years old, can you believe it?what ever happened to I hope I die before I get old? Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Bwahahahahaha! What a great way to drop that hint.Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML Another great one. I'm always skeptical about the authenticity of stuff like this but some of them are just killing me. The one about the mom telling her kid, "At least I had friends when I was your age" was funnily wrong to steal a phrase from JJD. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 You're going to have to pick. We can decide that day though...not like any planning needs to go into any of them.It's not an option, it's a guarantee you'll get that.I knew this was coming.Cool, I'll be heading out Saturday morning, should take 6ish hours. Should be in mid to late afternoon depending on traffic/breaks. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Bwahahahahaha! What a great way to drop that hint.Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML "Never have I ever" is basically a game to brag or call people out.It's such a great game when people don't lie. Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My dream self thinks you shouldn't play liars poker with Norm. It's good advice in real life too.True Dat! :)Blue, you should stop in atl on your way down. spend night, then again on way bag. cheaper! Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My real self doesn't know what liars poker is and hopes that the "going down" parts didn't involve any combination of me and Norm.You should have Norm teach you but then don't ever play with him for real money.And no, that was not the combination so you're safe there. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Comedian Dov Davidoff on Kimmel:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOLkp3Cr8aE...re=channel_page Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 It's such a great game when people don't lie.Definitely a good time. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 And no, that was not the combination so you're safe there.Then I have to approve of that dream. Link to post Share on other sites
Velkro 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 You're not sadly asexual. Just wanted to clear that up.Just celibate by elimination. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Oh, also, it's Ozzy's bday.Happy B-day to OzzyI dreamed about all you fuckers last night. Everyone was at my place and we were going to the casino. That sounds about right Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 what ever happened to I hope I die before I get old?they got old. Link to post Share on other sites
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