dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Some funny stuff in here from DJ Gallo.Speaking of the sporting world, I can't seem to find any articles about A-Rod's press conference yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Speaking of the sporting world, I can't seem to find any articles about A-Rod's press conference yesterday.That was such a joke, totally what I expected but still a joke. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 That was such a joke, totally what I expected but still a joke.I'm with ya. It's not as if I expected him to actually answer questions, but some of the sound bytes I heard were ridiculous. But I was pleased to hear he acknowledged, "I laid my bed, I'm going to have to sit on it." Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 There was some controversy this morning when Calgary coach Mike Keenan accused Willie Mitchell of using an illegally long stick. Willie just laughed it off at the time before responding by coming out for warm-up with a stick twice the legal length. I’m not sure who did the handy work but two sticks were impressively fused together to make a monster stick, to stick it to Keenan. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I am a tad behind in my viewing. Good song. and he's a handsome devil.Hahahaha, yes he is.Damn I don't feel like working this morning. The furniture is being delivered today. I got woke up from a dream at a very pivotal point and that annoyed me to no end. I am just generally distracted today.Oh, also, it's Ozzy's bday.I just really don't feel like working. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Hahahaha, yes he is.Damn I don't feel like working this morning. The furniture is being delivered today. I got woke up from a dream at a very pivotal point and that annoyed me to no end. I am just generally distracted today.Oh, also, it's Ozzy's bday.I just really don't feel like working.I dreamed about all you fuckers last night. Everyone was at my place and we were going to the casino. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Oh, also, it's Ozzy's bday.My life is brilliant.My love is pure.I saw an angel.Of that I'm sure.She smiled at me on the subway.She was with another man.But I won't lose no sleep on that,'Cause I've got a plan.You're beautiful. You're beautiful.You're beautiful, it's true.I saw your face in a crowded place,And I don't know what to do,'Cause I'll never be with you.Yeah, she caught my eye,As we walked on by.She could see from my face that I was,Fucking high,And I don't think that I'll see her again,But we shared a moment that will last till the end.You're beautiful. You're beautiful.You're beautiful, it's true.I saw your face in a crowded place,And I don't know what to do,'Cause I'll never be with you.You're beautiful. You're beautiful.You're beautiful, it's true.There must be an angel with a smile on her face,When she thought up that I should be with you.But it's time to face the truth,I will never be with you. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I dreamed about all you fuckers last night. Everyone was at my place and we were going to the casino.I'm unsure about Vegas, but I'm DEFINITELY OUT for coming to your place.When are you coming through here again? Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 There was some controversy this morning when Calgary coach Mike Keenan accused Willie Mitchell of using an illegally long stick. Willie just laughed it off at the time before responding by coming out for warm-up with a stick twice the legal length. I’m not sure who did the handy work but two sticks were impressively fused together to make a monster stick, to stick it to Keenan.That's some good shit. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Ask for a bigger locker to be shoved into.FSRT. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I got woke up from a dream at a very pivotal point and that annoyed me to no end. Oh, also, it's Ozzy's bday.Please pass along some b-day wishes, if you would. I dreamed about all you fuckers last night. Everyone was at my place and we were going to the casino.I had a dream last night that I was going to play golf but I couldn't because it snowed. It was very exciting. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Ask for a bigger locker to be shoved into.FSRT.The Scott Mitchell picture got an audible laugh out of me. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I forgot to take a shirt for work today when I went to SLF's last night. All I had was a beer/bar Tshirt, so I left my jacket on for an hour then headed to WalMart real quick and bought a $15 button down shirt.I thought I needed to share that. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'm unsure about Vegas, but I'm DEFINITELY OUT for coming to your place.When are you coming through here again?I'm planning on being in Pittsburgh on the afternoon of Saturday, March 21. Heading out Sunday morning to Tommy's. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'm planning on being in Pittsburgh on the afternoon of Saturday, March 21. Heading out Sunday morning to Tommy's.Choices for what do to while here (all choices include going to Primanti's):- Casino- Strip Club- South Side bars- Local bars- Eat shit and die Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I dreamed about all you fuckers last night. Everyone was at my place and we were going to the casino.Were you about to go down on anyone? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 You're beautiful. You're beautiful.You're beautiful, it's true.I saw your face in a crowded place,And I don't know what to do,'Cause I'll never be with you.Whore. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Please pass along some b-day wishes, if you would.Or you could tell him yourself.14 User(s) are reading this topic (9 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)5 Members: renaedawn, SAM_Hard8, Ozzy, tall0n, goldie792ndly - why'd you leave the dream sentence in there but nothing else? Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 just got this e-mail:> "The Proposal">>>>>>>>> When a company falls on difficult times, one of the things> that seems to happen is they reduce their staff and workers.> The remaining workers need to find ways to continue to do a> good job or risk that their job would be eliminated as well.> Wall street, and the media normally congratulate the CEO for> making this type of "tough decision", and his> board of directors gives him a big bonus.>>>> Our government should not be immune from similar risks.>>>> Therefore: Reduce the House of Representatives from the> current 435 members to 218 members and Senate members from> 100 to 50 (one per State). Also reduce remaining staff by> 25%.>>>> Accomplish this over the next 8 years. (two steps / two> elections) and of course this would require some> redistricting.>>>> Some Yearly Monetary Gains Include:>>>> $44,108,400 for elimination of base pay for congress. (267> members X $165,200 pay / member / yr.)>>>> $97,175,000 for elimination of the above people's> staff. (estimate $1.3 Million in staff per each member of> the House, and $3 Million in staff per each member of the> Senate every year)>>>> $240,294 for the reduction in remaining staff by 25%.>>>> $7,500,000,000 reduction in pork barrel ear-marks each> year. (those members whose jobs are gone. Current estimates> for total government pork earmarks are at $15 Billion / yr)>>>> The remaining representatives would need to work smarter> and would need to improve efficiencies. It might even be in> their best interests to work together for the good of our> country?>>>> We may also expect that smaller committees might lead to a> more efficient resolution of issues as well. It might even> be easier to keep track of what your representative is> doing.>>>> Congress has more tools available to do their jobs than it> had back in 1911 when the current number of representatives> was established. (telephone, computers, cell phones to name> a few)>>>> Note: Congress did not hesitate to head home when it was a> holiday, when the nation needed a real fix to the economic> problems. Also, we have 3 senators that have not been doing> their jobs for the past 18+ months (on the campaign trail)> and still they all have been accepting full pay. These facts> alone support a reduction in senators & congress.>>>> Summary of opportunity:>>>> $ 44,108,400 reduction of congress members.>>>> $282,100, 000 for elimination of the reduced house member> staff.>>>> $150,000,000 for elimination of reduced senate member> staff.>>>> $59,675,000 for 25% reduction of staff for remaining house> members.>>>> $37,500,000 for 25% reduction of staff for remaining senate> members.>>>> $7,500,000,000 reduction in pork added to bills by the> reduction of congress members.>>>> $8,073,383,400 per year, estimated total savings.> (that's 8-BILLION just to start!)>>>> Big business does these types of cuts all the time.>>>> If Congresspersons were required to serve 20, 25 or 30> years (like everyone else) in order to collect retirement> benefits there is no telling how much we would save. Now> they get full retirement after serving only ONE term.>>>> IF you are happy how the Congress spends our taxes, then> just delete this message. IF you are NOT at all happy, then> I assume you know what to do.>>>>> "Government, even in its best state, is but a> necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable> one." Thomas Paine>>> Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I'm planning on being in Pittsburgh on the afternoon of Saturday, March 21. Heading out Sunday morning to Tommy's.What's the final itinerary again? Are you coming anywhere near me? Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Or you could tell him yourself.14 User(s) are reading this topic (9 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)5 Members: renaedawn, SAM_Hard8, Ozzy, tall0n, goldie792ndly - why'd you leave the dream sentence in there but nothing else?happy birthday brother. Link to post Share on other sites
Ozzy 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 You're beautiful. You're beautiful.You're beautiful, it's true.You're beautiful. You're beautiful.You're beautiful, it's true.You're beautiful. You're beautiful.You're beautiful, it's true.But it's time to face the truth,I will never be with you.Thanks man! I appreciate it. Its good to feel the love. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Happy B'day Ozzy. Link to post Share on other sites
Ozzy 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 happy birthday brother.Thank you sir! I made it another year. 32 years old, can you believe it? Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Choices for what do to while here (all choices include going to Primanti's):- Eat shit and dieIf this is a package deal then it's the only acceptable option. Link to post Share on other sites
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