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Does this mean Americans are going to start jumping the border?
yeah americans are going to try to get jobs weaving ponchos in Guadalajara for 1.25 an hour.in other news, josh i have an idea for one o ur pornos. it can be a murder mystery and one of the detectives is a hot chick and some dudes cock is the suspect and in a scene where she is trying to get info the dude says to her "interrogate that cock bitch"just an idea.
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happy toosday.think i'm going to go back to bed now.but hi...and does anyone know how long the circuit city sales are going on exactly?
Liquidation managers began arriving in our 567 stores across the U.S.over the weekend of January 17-18 and closing sales were started asearly as Saturday, January 17. Closing sales will run as long as it takes tosell existing inventory but are expected to wrap up by the end of March.When the liquidation sales are completed, the stores will be closed.
Does this mean Americans are going to start jumping the border?
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in other news, josh i have an idea for one o ur pornos. it can be a murder mystery and one of the detectives is a hot chick and some dudes cock is the suspect and in a scene where she is trying to get info the dude says to her "interrogate that cock bitch"just an idea.
this had legs .... draw up a draft screenplay and let's see where it goes from there ....
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I heard they would last through March, if there's anything left worth buying at that point.
sweet.... the one here still had some pretty good shit in it. i need to find a spot where everyone is really really poor cause i figure that spot will still have alot of the nice shit in it. I should be moving march 6-15th into my house and i want a big tv.
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yeah americans are going to try to get jobs weaving ponchos in Guadalajara for 1.25 an hour.in other news, josh i have an idea for one o ur pornos. it can be a murder mystery and one of the detectives is a hot chick and some dudes cock is the suspect and in a scene where she is trying to get info the dude says to her "interrogate that cock bitch"just an idea.
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So our owner bought me and a few other people here this Phone Assistant which is completely insane and I'm trying to find practical uses for it.Basically I have a 1800 number and its linked with my cell # and when I call they say "Hello Mr Rush, how can I help you today?" And I can pretty much ask them to do whatever, but I'm not sure the limitations.I used them for our 10 year anniversary dinner and had them call around to 3 or 4 nice restaurants and get me their 'romance packages' information and report back to me so they did that and we decided on the Melting Pot so I told them to make the reservation for me and they did.I basically cant really think of anything this is good for that Google or a few minutes of my time would accomplish, but meh; there has to be something.

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So our owner bought me and a few other people here this Phone Assistant which is completely insane and I'm trying to find practical uses for it.Basically I have a 1800 number and its linked with my cell # and when I call they say "Hello Mr Rush, how can I help you today?" And I can pretty much ask them to do whatever, but I'm not sure the limitations.I used them for our 10 year anniversary dinner and had them call around to 3 or 4 nice restaurants and get me their 'romance packages' information and report back to me so they did that and we decided on the Melting Pot so I told them to make the reservation for me and they did.I basically cant really think of anything this is good for that Google or a few minutes of my time would accomplish, but meh; there has to be something.
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Hmmm. MirandaLambert.comWho is Online Our users have posted a total of 24439 articlesWe have 21375 registered usersThe newest registered user is tall0n In total there are 48 users online :: 9 Registered, 5 Hidden and 34 GuestsMost users ever online was 651 on Sun May 18, 2008 7:40 pmRegistered Users: april09, Bumpy79, indian, JessJess7, katie jo, Michel, tacanton, tall0n, tricial But under "RanFan of the month" there's nothing for 2009! WTF?
Wait, how did you get in RanFans? You joined the fan club just for this little adventure? Wow, cool. Awesome! That means you and I will have to plan a show to see together this summer.It hasn't been posted in there yet. It was in the newsletter that came out last night. There's a congratulations thread in Mirandaville though if you want to go there.You do realize that if you start asking the famous Norm questions, you'll get deleted right? Family friendly and all that.
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yeah americans are going to try to get jobs weaving ponchos in Guadalajara for 1.25 an hour.in other news, josh i have an idea for one o ur pornos. it can be a murder mystery and one of the detectives is a hot chick and some dudes cock is the suspect and in a scene where she is trying to get info the dude says to her "interrogate that cock bitch"just an idea.
Sher-cock Holmes?Private Dick?Whodunnit in the Butt?The possibilities for titles are endless.
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this had legs .... draw up a draft screenplay and let's see where it goes from there ....
the movie would open like thisFADE IN TO NEWS HEADLINE: "serial killer on the loose; 15 women found stabbed in the back of the throat"CUT TO DETECTIVE OFFICE: Our detective is talking to her partner (played by randy spears) she is saying she needs to fully understand his motives, so he offers her the c[/]ock. she gladly accepts.AFTER OBLIGATORY FACIAL THEY HEAD OUT TO THE STREETS TO LOOK FOR LEADS: they find a woman who has seen the guilty head... teh two of them fuck randy spears. and then every dude with a cock they can find and a couple asian chicks just for the sake of plot developmentFINALLY SHE FINDS THE dick in question: they have him in an interrogation room, he says "you wanna interrogate this cock btich" she loooks him dead in his steely eye and says "i do" she then swallows it, ****s it, and while doing this learns that he only killed ccause no woman could handle it. SHe handles it, and in a climatic twist kills him with crazy vice like anal.WE FADE OUT AS SHE STANDS OVER HIS DEAD BODY LAUGHING. which leads us into the sequel "IF ONLY THIS PUSSY COULD TALK"
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Hmmm. MirandaLambert.comWho is Online Our users have posted a total of 24439 articlesWe have 21375 registered usersThe newest registered user is tall0n In total there are 48 users online :: 9 Registered, 5 Hidden and 34 GuestsMost users ever online was 651 on Sun May 18, 2008 7:40 pmRegistered Users: april09, Bumpy79, indian, JessJess7, katie jo, Michel, tacanton, tall0n, tricial But under "RanFan of the month" there's nothing for 2009! WTF?
Uhhh Ohhh hehe
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the movie would open like thisFADE IN TO NEWS HEADLINE: "serial killer on the loose; 15 women found stabbed in the back of the throat"CUT TO DETECTIVE OFFICE: Our detective is talking to her partner (played by randy spears) she is saying she needs to fully understand his motives, so he offers her the c[/]ock. she gladly accepts.AFTER OBLIGATORY FACIAL THEY HEAD OUT TO THE STREETS TO LOOK FOR LEADS: they find a woman who has seen the guilty head... teh two of them fuck randy spears. and then every dude with a cock they can find and a couple asian chicks just for the sake of plot developmentFINALLY SHE FINDS THE dick in question: they have him in an interrogation room, he says "you wanna interrogate this cock btich" she loooks him dead in his steely eye and says "i do" she then swallows it, ****s it, and while doing this learns that he only killed ccause no woman could handle it. SHe handles it, and in a climatic twist kills him with crazy vice like anal.WE FADE OUT AS SHE STANDS OVER HIS DEAD BODY LAUGHING. which leads us into the sequel "IF ONLY THIS PUSSY COULD TALK"
I'd totally buy it
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At the end of the day, it's Renae's little piece of the world and as MUCH as I'd LOVE to go raise some havoc, Alas, I'll have to let her have her little section of the internet to be a complete "Pyscho Stalker" in peace!
I have nothing to hide. It's not like I'm keeping that part of my life from you guys. You know all about my Ran obsession. So in that vein, if you'd like to post there you're more than welcome to. Just know that it's not like here. Sure I've made some friends there and there are some really cool people I've partied with at shows and stuff - some people you guys would like as well - so it's not like church or anything. They do know how to party as does Miranda but it's very family friendly on her board. They have to keep it that way because Miranda does have a few younger fans.If any of you are at all interested though and would like to know more about Ran, please feel free to ask or to peruse that board.I do appreciate your consideration though, Norm. I :club: you too.
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So our owner bought me and a few other people here this Phone Assistant which is completely insane and I'm trying to find practical uses for it.Basically I have a 1800 number and its linked with my cell # and when I call they say "Hello Mr Rush, how can I help you today?" And I can pretty much ask them to do whatever, but I'm not sure the limitations.I used them for our 10 year anniversary dinner and had them call around to 3 or 4 nice restaurants and get me their 'romance packages' information and report back to me so they did that and we decided on the Melting Pot so I told them to make the reservation for me and they did.I basically cant really think of anything this is good for that Google or a few minutes of my time would accomplish, but meh; there has to be something.
Just for fun, when you're bored, start asking it ridiculous questions like "Phone Assistant, find me the number of donkey shows currently running in Nashville, TN and the going rate." and see what it comes back with.
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Just for fun, when you're bored, start asking it ridiculous questions like "Phone Assistant, find me the number of donkey shows currently running in Nashville, TN and the going rate." and see what it comes back with.
It's an actual person ya know. But still this is a good start.
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the movie would open like thisFADE IN TO NEWS HEADLINE: "serial killer on the loose; 15 women found stabbed in the back of the throat"CUT TO DETECTIVE OFFICE: Our detective is talking to her partner (played by randy spears) she is saying she needs to fully understand his motives, so he offers her the c[/]ock. she gladly accepts.AFTER OBLIGATORY FACIAL THEY HEAD OUT TO THE STREETS TO LOOK FOR LEADS: they find a woman who has seen the guilty head... teh two of them fuck randy spears. and then every dude with a cock they can find and a couple asian chicks just for the sake of plot developmentFINALLY SHE FINDS THE dick in question: they have him in an interrogation room, he says "you wanna interrogate this cock btich" she loooks him dead in his steely eye and says "i do" she then swallows it, ****s it, and while doing this learns that he only killed ccause no woman could handle it. SHe handles it, and in a climatic twist kills him with crazy vice like anal.WE FADE OUT AS SHE STANDS OVER HIS DEAD BODY LAUGHING. which leads us into the sequel "IF ONLY THIS PUSSY COULD TALK"
Fabulous."just for the sake of plot development" - of course.
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It's an actual person ya know. But still this is a good start.
I did not realize it was an actual person. Even better. I figured it was some automated thing that takes messages or whatever then a real person listens to them and does the task you asked.
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I have nothing to hide. It's not like I'm keeping that part of my life from you guys. You know all about my Ran obsession. So in that vein, if you'd like to post there you're more than welcome to. Just know that it's not like here. Sure I've made some friends there and there are some really cool people I've partied with at shows and stuff - some people you guys would like as well - so it's not like church or anything. They do know how to party as does Miranda but it's very family friendly on her board. They have to keep it that way because Miranda does have a few younger fans.If any of you are at all interested though and would like to know more about Ran, please feel free to ask or to peruse that board.I do appreciate your consideration though, Norm. I :club: you too.
Why is it that the minority of people always have to ruin the party. I mean if the young fans would hurry up and start doing blow and getting preggers then you truly could have a free society over there at mirandavirgin.com. It sounds like a cult of wholesomeness, which intrigues me. I feel like wholesome people are the most depraved, like i bet there is way more pedophiles in that forum than in this one.
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I did not realize it was an actual person. Even better. I figured it was some automated thing that takes messages or whatever then a real person listens to them and does the task you asked.
Yup, It's a real person, very interactive, you can hold while they find the information or they will text it to your cell or email it to you or even call you back.Again, the whole thing seems cool in concept, but useless in practicality. If I didn't have google on my blackberry it may be more useful
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