FCPHA: Big Table in the Back

[Nikki_N 17]

So Mary had a nice little dinner planned with the boys and some of their friends, it's raining outside and freezing on the driveway and sidewalk so Pat and Caleb decided it would be fun to go sliding on the ice.Back from the ER, 7 stitches above the eye.Teenagers are dumb.

Ouch! That had to have happened right after I talked to Mary. Did the Festivus ham get cold? Instead of feats of strength, the boys practiced feats of stupidity.

You know, you might as well go the additional 5 or so hours from Indy to KC and I'll meet you there. Maybe we can even get Josh and Erik to drop by.

Ooh. This could be fun.

I hope you like it enough to pull it out and peruse it every now and then. Merry Christmas!Unrelated - we just returned from my Dad's family Christmas party. It was tough. My mom didn't smile hardly at all. Tomorrow is going to be especially tough, I bet. I can't decide whether to pour alcohol down her or not. It might make her happier. Or it might make it worse. I'm not sure. Ozz got bit by my nephew. Bad. Broke the skin and it's already bruised. I had to discipline (ie, bust his butt) because his mom and dad were outside. I absolutely hate that. He's so mad at me right now. He wouldn't even look at me the rest of the night. His mom made him apologize to Alan. He called after we got home to make sure Ozz was still his friend. Not me though. Little fucker is still mad at me. Gonna be a lovely family Christmas tomorrow.

Yikes. Oz should have a doctor look at that. Human bites are worse than animal bites from what I understand.

I put on a Clone Trooper helmet in walmart a few weeks back and started walking around with Shannon in my arm. She was not impressed.

I would've kissed you right on your face.

My van just slid down the driveway into the street.

Shit! Did it hit anything?

I got the nephew that is mad at me 2 of these for Christmas. He loves potato heads. I got him Darth Tater and Indiana Jones.Sigh.

He'll forgive you when he sees his taters. He deserved the butt whipping, for sure.

[jeff_536 3]

Which one?

the original, i believe.

I would've kissed you right on your face.

And her son would have grabbed your junk.

[rocksquid 50]

pong keeps effin up my comp, I'll have to figure it out tomorrow.kids memories are pretty short ren, you should be ok tomorrow.scary stuff in indy tonight scott, batten down the hatches.time for me to fly, safe night all.cards live, pots monsters.

[SAM_Hard8 50]

Ouch! That had to have happened right after I talked to Mary. Did the Festivus ham get cold? Instead of feats of strength, the boys practiced feats of stupidity.Shit! Did it hit anything?

Yes it did, ruined Mary's Festivus dinner. She was not happy. But the ham I made was goot!Nope.

[Nikki_N 17]

Yes it did, ruined Mary's Festivus dinner. She was not happy. But the ham I made was goot!Nope.

I'm sorry about Mary's dinner. I'm glad the van didn't hit anything, though. It's supposed to melt off tomorrow and warm up to around 40, thank goodness.Nightie night, babies.Kisses.

[SAM_Hard8 50]

I'm OK at Monopoly.

[Painter567 0]

I'm OK I run like a Kenyan at Monopoly.

[bleacherbum3 9]

You got me beat in time.. I got you beat in tokens :)smacciemac Tokens: 1,029,175 Member Since: Mar 13, 2001

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[bleacherbum3 9]

I was always curious to know how often emergency response vehicles get in accidents on their way to a call or back to the hospital. I'm not sure why I was curious about that, sort of like George wanting to know if Keith Hernandez ever thought a whole baseball team would get wiped out in plane crash.

On another Seinfeld note, it was good to see the Festivus episode air once again on Dec 23.

[bleacherbum3 9]

brent, you're a funny ass mofo, those bio's crack me the fuck up bro... Hope everyone is doing well around here. Just wanted to stop by and wish everyone a Happy Holiday season (almost said Merry Christmas, but I see that fuckin jew is here so I'll be a bit more politically correct. fuckin jew), hope you all have a wonderful time with friends and family, and please be safe out there. Take care...MERRY EFFIN CHRISTMAS YOU JESUS KILLIN BASTAGE!!!

Happy Holidays man. Nice to see you.

[bleacherbum3 9]

Due to the kindness of (more prepared) strangers, I was able to dig my car out from the road and get it up to our driveway. Good timing too - I walked out there with the only shovel I could find (from a fireplace set...jesus), and the guy parked in front of me (wasn't there yesterday) offered me his shovel from his trunk as he was leaving.Lesson learned. I really need to prepare for this type of shit.

I always have a shovel in my trunk.In the winter for snow, otherwise to whack people.

[bleacherbum3 9]

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time. Computer scientists say it's about 1/100th of a second; electrical engineers clock it at around 1/60th of a second; but physicists view it as the time light takes to travel the radius of an electron.-Modern MarvelsMeasurments

Wow, didn't know that. Next time someone tells me they'll be "back in a jiffy", I'm gonna call them a fuckin' liar.

[bleacherbum3 9]

I hope you like it enough to pull it out and peruse it every now and then. Merry Christmas!Unrelated - we just returned from my Dad's family Christmas party. It was tough. My mom didn't smile hardly at all. Tomorrow is going to be especially tough, I bet. I can't decide whether to pour alcohol down her or not. It might make her happier. Or it might make it worse. I'm not sure. Ozz got bit by my nephew. Bad. Broke the skin and it's already bruised. I had to discipline (ie, bust his butt) because his mom and dad were outside. I absolutely hate that. He's so mad at me right now. He wouldn't even look at me the rest of the night. His mom made him apologize to Alan. He called after we got home to make sure Ozz was still his friend. Not me though. Little fucker is still mad at me. Gonna be a lovely family Christmas tomorrow.

Hope he's had his shots.

[bleacherbum3 9]

Ouch! That had to have happened right after I talked to Mary. Did the Festivus ham get cold? Instead of feats of strength, the boys practiced feats of stupidity.

[bleacherbum3 9]

Merry Christmas to all you guys and gals. I'll probably be around but I know some of you may not. Have a good holiday wherever you are and be safe.

[Velkro 0]

Logan. I had to dig myself out of a foot of snow this morning. I'll be late for work but at least I'll fucking get there. Oh ya. Merry Christmas Everyone.

[SAM_Hard8 50]

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten, and children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white

[dna4ever 2]

Good Morning Kids! Merry Christmas Eve!Good to see you pop in JGlad your van is not foooked up ScottPoor OzI'm at work, meh. Half day today. One of our co-workers brought in a Karaoke machine for everyone to entertain each other with, should be interesting.Have a proposal at 11 then heading home after that.I probably wont be on after today until next week either so I reiterate Bretts words. Thanks to everyone that sent cards and gifts, I love you all.

[tall0n 1]

Don't tell this to TMQ.

TMQ?

Whole life. It's never been this bad in my experience, but I'm well aware that I was underprepared.

I was born in New Jersey, but I grew up in Florida and now live in Atlanta so I am blissfully ignorant about snow and ice and digging out cars and stuff. HOWEVER, I do know that if I live in Washington State I'm gonna have to deal with snow eventually. Seriously, am I the only one that is shocked that our rook doesn't have a shovel?

My van just slid down the driveway into the street.

WHAT?

I might pop in for some monopoly later. I'm doing some baking and watching A League Of Their Own. Where do I turn in my man card(s)?At least I'm drinking (Canadian) beer while I'm doing it, and we would be watching hockey if there were any games on. The movie was the choice of the roommates, not that I opposed it.

You give it to me. I'll be expecting a fed-ex package tute-sweet!Xmas eve! Yea! still gotta get my father a present and I have NO idea what to get him. Sigh!

[SAM_Hard8 50]

WHAT?

Ice on the driveway. I did "Big Al" it a bit, it was only a third of the way into the street.

[dna4ever 2]

For those that have kids and are looking for something to do over the break when the toys start getting old, go see the Disney movie Bolt.I laughed out loud so many times during that movie, especially the 2nd half. It is animated movie stars voices of John Travolta and Miley Cyrus. http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/bolt/

[Velkro 0]

TMQ?

Tuesday Morning Quarterback on ESPN.He advocates it's impossible for humans to grasp tenths or hundreths of a second. For example, an NBA ref can't possible request the time keeper to put 2 tenths of a second back on the clock like they so frequently do because the human brain can't process time that miniscule.

I was born in New Jersey, but I grew up in Florida and now live in Atlanta so I am blissfully ignorant about snow and ice and digging out cars and stuff. HOWEVER, I do know that if I live in Washington State I'm gonna have to deal with snow eventually. Seriously, am I the only one that is shocked that our rook doesn't have a shovel?

He is afterall the rook.

[SAM_Hard8 50]

[tall0n 1]

Ice on the driveway. I did "Big Al" it a bit, it was only a third of the way into the street.

So now this I don't get. how did ice form underneath the tires?

Tuesday Morning Quarterback on ESPN.He advocates it's impossible for humans to grasp tenths or hundreths of a second. For example, an NBA ref can't possible request the time keeper to put 2 tenths of a second back on the clock like they so frequently do because the human brain can't process time that miniscule.He is afterall the rook.

Ah.But seriously.... Sigh!

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b109/sco...patstitches.jpg

So what did he hit, how'd it happen?

[SAM_Hard8 50]

So now this I don't get. how did ice form underneath the tires?So what did he hit, how'd it happen?

it was there when I parked. I have has ice in the drive before but I guess because of the rain this stuff was extra slippery.He hit the driveway and his glasses did the damage but they didn't break. They decided it would be fun to slide down the driveway. The concrete won.We are going to put the receipt for the co-pay into a envelope and give it to him as his Christmas present.I have some pre-stitches photos if you want to see them.