FCPHA: Big Table in the Back

[jeff_536 3]

alan...next date is undetermined, but if i haven't heard from her in a week or two, i'll suggest lunch again.

[THOSE 0]

GODDAMNMUTHERFUCKINGSKANKASSCUNTROCKLICKINGCOCKSUCKINGWHORE!!!!I should fucking double fist her with fucking glass shard cover gloves.

bad day, princess?

You have a problem with something I did, fine.You have a problem with something I won't do, fine.You want to talk to my boss about it, fine. I'll walk right up along side you. But don't fucking run sqealing to my boss like a fucking little bitch ass rat. Especially when you're in my fucking department and I've told you how much I despise people that do that.Then tell the boss it would have been a issue if I hadn't have rude about it when you're the bitch that told me to fuck off first.Fucking skank.

[mulhs82 2]

Jeff, sounds like things went wellWith raquel in, i really can't wait for vegas now. I mean i was excited before, but now...wow.Those is on the loose today. Havn't seen this much rage from him in a while.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

assfuckers. The lot of you.

Funny, I thought you were already aquainted with kettle.Hi Chris. You ears burning?

No. Why, you talkin bad about me again. I just threw a post in to say hi. I haven't lurked or read anything here.Alan- HowdyScott- No point at all. Just stating a fact. A proud fact.Norm- NORMYEveryone else- Hello and carry on.

[babyangel 0]

This thread is fascinating.

Wanna see my cock? It is too.

Pick mePick me

[THOSE 0]

GODDAMNMUTHERFUCKINGSKANKASSCUNTROCKLICKINGCOCKSUCKINGWHORE!!!!I should fucking double fist her with fucking glass shard cover gloves.

bad day, princess?

You have a problem with something I did, fine.You have a problem with something I won't do, fine.You want to talk to my boss about it, fine. I'll walk right up along side you. But don't fucking run sqealing to my boss like a fucking little bitch ass rat. Especially when you're in my fucking department and I've told you how much I despise people that do that.Then tell the boss it would have been a issue if I hadn't have rude about it when you're the bitch that told me to fuck off first.Fucking skank.

[babyangel 0]

This thread is fascinating.

Wanna see my cock? It is too.

Pick mePick me

[Smacciemac 3]

Ok, Army advice time please.A little over 4 years ago I started my job. I was one of the more talented people at what I did so when they brought in some temps to fill in for our manpower shortage I did some of the training and made friends with a woman who I was/am attracted to, but we have just been friends over the years.At the time, we were both going through on again off again relationships with the parents of our kids (we both have 2, hers are older though). We have flirted occasionally over the years and we sometimes hang out outside of work, but I think I am ready to see about something a little more serious since we are both single. I need help finding a nice gift because I suck at that type of thing... suggestions please!

A gift for a reason or an "Out of the blue can we bone" gift?

[Smacciemac 3]

Double Post

[VegasBone 0]

Ok, Army advice time please.A little over 4 years ago I started my job. I was one of the more talented people at what I did so when they brought in some temps to fill in for our manpower shortage I did some of the training and made friends with a woman who I was/am attracted to, but we have just been friends over the years.At the time, we were both going through on again off again relationships with the parents of our kids (we both have 2, hers are older though). We have flirted occasionally over the years and we sometimes hang out outside of work, but I think I am ready to see about something a little more serious since we are both single. I need help finding a nice gift because I suck at that type of thing... suggestions please!

Here are a few suggestions........

[rocksquid 50]

back from lunch: Banquet chicken tender dinner, fries, brownie, water, ganjahello ronwill there be a warning before the site goes down?

[jeff_536 3]

Ok, Army advice time please.A little over 4 years ago I started my job. I was one of the more talented people at what I did so when they brought in some temps to fill in for our manpower shortage I did some of the training and made friends with a woman who I was/am attracted to, but we have just been friends over the years.At the time, we were both going through on again off again relationships with the parents of our kids (we both have 2, hers are older though). We have flirted occasionally over the years and we sometimes hang out outside of work, but I think I am ready to see about something a little more serious since we are both single. I need help finding a nice gift because I suck at that type of thing... suggestions please!

A framed picture of your dick?

[tall0n 1]

Ok, Army advice time please.A little over 4 years ago I started my job. I was one of the more talented people at what I did so when they brought in some temps to fill in for our manpower shortage I did some of the training and made friends with a woman who I was/am attracted to, but we have just been friends over the years.At the time, we were both going through on again off again relationships with the parents of our kids (we both have 2, hers are older though). We have flirted occasionally over the years and we sometimes hang out outside of work, but I think I am ready to see about something a little more serious since we are both single. I need help finding a nice gift because I suck at that type of thing... suggestions please!

how much do you want to pay? what is she into?

[KDawgCometh 2]

The girls are on even keel. The boys are PMSing.

for real. Dave and I constantly talk about short handed games, I make a comment based off of my now approaching 100K hands of experience playing short, and all of a sudden I'm a douche and an ass, and words are being put into my mouth. o well, time to take a crap and then start playing

I just spent 30 minutes at 8 different SH tables trying to find a good one, but couldn't

I highly doubt this, you just didn't want to play short handed, cause this statement is a complete fallacy

Dude I just thought that this was a bit harsh. Not that you were wrong. This is how I took your statementDoug your full of shit.Don't be a baby.You are lying.Sorry

In no way did I ever say he lied. I'm sitting at 4 tables right now, and all would easily be considered good tables, and this is in the middle of the day. What I also don't get is this, we say stuff that is much worse all the time, and yet I'm getting put through the shit wringer because you, jeff, and doug didn't like what I said. Seriously, what is more dick, what I said, or Jeff's snide retort to me this morning. I mean seriously, he either experienced a statistical anomoly where 75% of the tags that populate 3/6 6 were at all of the 8 random tables that he opnened, or, he didn't feel like playing short handed and wanted to justify what was going on as the reason for not playing and wanted to play in the tourny instead(which is no big deal, btw). What is the more likely answer. I just gave my opinion on my expereince of how that level works, and honestly much worse stuff has been said in this thread, and by you, that I find people ganging up on me for this to be rather perplexingI will say this to doug, and this is now over IMO. You need to not be so hyper sensitive when people make comments about your play or anything relating to you and poker. What I said was nowhere near out of line, and you completely blew it up like I just killed your first born. I have also been noticing lately you dishing it out, but going nuts when its given back to you. As your friend, I just ask you to chill out and not take things so seriously when someone says something to you that you may not like. You didn't like that I said it in here, but so what. I didn't see you on AIM, and this was the first place for me to say what I said. There was no need for you to interpret things that I didn't say, and there was no reason to go completely off the handle. Just things to consider

[renaedawn 1]

assfuckers. The lot of you.

Funny, I thought you were already aquainted with kettle.Hi Chris. You ears burning?

No. Why, you talkin bad about me again. I just threw a post in to say hi. I haven't lurked or read anything here.Alan- HowdyScott- No point at all. Just stating a fact. A proud fact.Norm- NORMYEveryone else- Hello and carry on.

I think about you constantly. I talk about you rarely. Naw, just kidding. Erik asked where you were. I told him I'd talked to you last night.Josh - What is she into? What are her interests?

[GWCGWC 83]

A reminder for tommorrow! This day is called the feast of Oolong:He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,And rouse him at the name of Oolong.He that shall live this day, and see old age,Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,And say 'To-morrow is Saint Oolong:'Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.And say 'These wounds I had on Oolong's day.'Old men forget: yet all shall not be forgot,But he'll remember with advantagesWhat feats he did that day: then shall our names.Familiar in his mouth as household wordsNikki, Renea and Cindy,Michael and Alan, Dustin and Norm,Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.This story shall the good man teach his son;And Oolong shall ne'er go by,From this day to the ending of the world,But we in it shall be remember'd;We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;For he to-day that drinks his libations with meShall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,This day shall gentle his condition:And gentlemen in FCP forums now a-bedShall think themselves accursed they were not here,And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaksThat drank with us upon Saint Oolong day.

GREAT POST NORM!!!!!!!!A few days ago, I changed my sig on FCP trying to change my luck on the tables. It has gone from a month downswing to 4 positive sessions.I have invoked the power of Oolong!now back to page 766.

[crazyIvan 0]

Alan, what do you do with all your free time now that nobody is sending PMs to you about the password for the Neg-O?

[KDawgCometh 2]

drank some argyle 98 chardonnay, and I love it. I'm jonsing for a cig real bad, but I have to wait a few days since my gums are still healing, and for some reason, I'm playing O8 right now

Couldn't find any juicy short-handed limit tables? I find that implausible.

Main Entry: im·plau·si·ble Pronunciation: (")im-'plo-z&-b&lFunction: adjective: not plausible : provoking disbelief- im·plau·si·bil·i·ty /-"plo-z&-'bi-l&-tE/ noun- im·plau·si·bly /-'plo-z&-blE/ adverb

yeah...keith was a bit of an ass to doug last night about the tables, i thought.I got your back doug. Just not too close.

how was I an ass, I was saying it based off of experience. Christ, when did everyone become so hypersensitive

I thought you became an ass when you kept coming back to it, questioning the veracity of doug's claim, even discussing it with (Zim, i think) on AIM.The man said he couldnt' find a table he was happy with. You had the option to say something like: Jeez, that's too bad.I really don't want to start anything here, Keith, just stating my opinion and answering your question.

jeff, I only came back with it cause doug was coming back with it. I made the comment, and tried clarifying it to doug while he was going nuts. I talked about it with Dave, but, that was really only in passing about other things that we were talking about, as I was mainly talking with him about how the short games are on Full Tilt, and how many tables do they normally have up. I then saw dougs post, made a comment about it, dave said something back agreeing with me, and then we went onto other stuff

[dublin 0]

This thread is fascinating.

Wanna see my cock? It is too.

Depends. Do I have to post a picture of mine?

[dna4ever 2]

This thread is fascinating.

Wanna see my cock? It is too.

Depends. Do I have to post a picture of mine?

Doug, hurry up and claim this one, none of the other angels have yet.

[KDawgCometh 2]

okay, these pits/holes in teh back of my mouth are annoying, and the damn pharmacy shorted me on the vicodins. I got the new playboy, and, I'm rather dissapointed about the Willa Ford spread, was kinda hoping for more then like 5 pages of her nakedness

[jeff_536 3]

The girls are on even keel. The boys are PMSing.

for real. Dave and I constantly talk about short handed games, I make a comment based off of my now approaching 100K hands of experience playing short, and all of a sudden I'm a douche and an ass, and words are being put into my mouth. o well, time to take a crap and then start playing

I just spent 30 minutes at 8 different SH tables trying to find a good one, but couldn't

I highly doubt this, you just didn't want to play short handed, cause this statement is a complete fallacy

Dude I just thought that this was a bit harsh. Not that you were wrong. This is how I took your statementDoug your full of shit.Don't be a baby.You are lying.Sorry

In no way did I ever say he lied. I'm sitting at 4 tables right now, and all would easily be considered good tables, and this is in the middle of the day. What I also don't get is this, we say stuff that is much worse all the time, and yet I'm getting put through the shit wringer because you, jeff, and doug didn't like what I said. Seriously, what is more dick, what I said, or Jeff's snide retort to me this morning. I mean seriously, he either experienced a statistical anomoly where 75% of the tags that populate 3/6 6 were at all of the 8 random tables that he opnened, or, he didn't feel like playing short handed and wanted to justify what was going on as the reason for not playing and wanted to play in the tourny instead(which is no big deal, btw). What is the more likely answer. I just gave my opinion on my expereince of how that level works, and honestly much worse stuff has been said in this thread, and by you, that I find people ganging up on me for this to be rather perplexingI will say this to doug, and this is now over IMO. You need to not be so hyper sensitive when people make comments about your play or anything relating to you and poker. What I said was nowhere near out of line, and you completely blew it up like I just killed your first born. I have also been noticing lately you dishing it out, but going nuts when its given back to you. As your friend, I just ask you to chill out and not take things so seriously when someone says something to you that you may not like. You didn't like that I said it in here, but so what. I didn't see you on AIM, and this was the first place for me to say what I said. There was no need for you to interpret things that I didn't say, and there was no reason to go completely off the handle. Just things to consider

You didn't say he was lying, you just said you didn't believe what he was saying.Semantics aside, now who's being ultra-sensitive? I made a point that I thought you acted like an ass last night and then followed it up with a specific answer to a specific question of yours. I'm sorry if you don't approve of my feelings or my interpretation of events to which I was a witness, but not a participant. Frankly, I neither seek nor need your stamp of approval.

[missIdaho 1]

Sigh ............................. it feels good to be home. :-)

[mulhs82 2]

We're Baaaaaacccccckkkkk

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

Thank fucking 'dog'.