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1. Getting cold cards (3-4 tabling online folding 30 hands straight at one table is never an issue, since I have 2-3 other tables going)2. Being forced to watch donkey play in between folded hands.3. Combining #1 and #2 to start playing worse cards and playing like a donkey (it rubs off on my I swear).I can't wait to pull some money out of my online poker rooms and have a bankroll for the B&M 10-20 limit game...

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Losing players like live more because they think they are better at it. In reality they are just losing money at a slower pace because the game moves a lot slower. Not pointing to anyone inparticular, just pointing it out.
Ahh, nice avatar. I remember those days. "Hey, the Canucks changed the logo." "Oh, you mean its not a stick in an arena anymore?" "No, its a blade.. in a sun, I think?" "Oh." "Yeah its also bright orange" "Oh."
i love you despite your love of ......hockey...ewww....
I love you despite the fact that you could really take a break from sniffing my footprints and watching me in the bathroom window when I'm checking for breast lumps.
thats the highlight of my day....well it was..now i have to settle for watching smash check his breasts for lumps...
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no "happy endings" with tableside massages.
Ahh, you're paying the wrong girl... How do you think Smash ended up dating me, huh? Huh? We DID meet at a cardroom :club:
my kinda girl. you still dating smash? :-)
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no "happy endings" with tableside massages.
Ahh, you're paying the wrong girl... How do you think Smash ended up dating me, huh? Huh? We DID meet at a cardroom :club:
my kinda girl. you still dating smash? :-)
As long as he's still paying...
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It really did cost me money--like, literally. A guy called me down when I had top two and he had a gutshot, which he caught on the river, because "I saw you tried to bluff with that hand."That's when I left.
So her mistake put you in a spot where you got extra action while ahead, and you left because you were drawn out on?-lupin
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1. Idiots telling you how you should have played your flopped set, when someone else goes runner-runner for a 9-high flush.2. Dealers that allow string bets, talk of folded hands during the same hand, and not being able to read the board correctly, to name a few.3. Out of turn betting those are just a few.Good things include free copies of cardplayer and bluff, as well as the free food.Which reminds me that I need to get back to a B & M. It's been a couple weeks.

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I hate the guy sitting next to me who insists on continuing to talk to me, though I've ignored him the entire night. Yet, he continues to comment on pretty much everything to me as though I'm going to start responding to him at any moment. This guy is invariably a terrible player.

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Yeah, those hoodies and glasses must mean something...In almost all cases I can think of (personally) these people would own you. JUST because you think you know what you're talking about, seriously.Keep talking.

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I hate the guy sitting next to me who insists on continuing to talk to me, though I've ignored him the entire night. Yet, he continues to comment on pretty much everything to me as though I'm going to start responding to him at any moment. This guy is invariably a terrible player.
Again, ANOTHER moron. Seriously!? I didn't realize.
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the dork that splashes his chips and tells you. "dude, i knew you had those pocket k's" STFU and play cards. or the guy that grabs at his chips then pulls back only to grab again the say "it's only money" Oh God shut up.....

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oh, and another... sunday i played in a tourny at the local American Legion. 15% went to the boy scouts of America. some old timer went all in for 400, pre flop. i was holding a, k of hearts. I called, flop came ac, 10h, 2c. turn jh, river 2 of clubs. old timer shows 2s, 7d. he stood up and screamed, this is for the the children. i laughed for about 10 mins... only in ohio..

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It really did cost me money--like, literally. A guy called me down when I had top two and he had a gutshot, which he caught on the river, because "I saw you tried to bluff with that hand."That's when I left.
So her mistake put you in a spot where you got extra action while ahead, and you left because you were drawn out on?-lupin
Not specifically for that reason. She killed my table image and had me steaming. There was going to be no way for me to try and make a move on any pot the rest of the night because I "was a bluffer."
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Hearing the noise of slot machines for hours and hours.Cigarrette smoke.Handling real chips is great though
Man, I'd hate that.My local card room is on the third floor of the Casino, next to the Horse Betting stations and the boxes to watch the horse racing. Even during racing season, all you hear is the shuffling of chips and some conversations. When you turn down the hall way to go to the card room, all you hear is the clicking of chips. It's good times. And it's a non-smoking room, which, even though I smoke, would bug me.
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oh,  and another... sunday i played in a tourny at the local American Legion.  15% went to the boy scouts of America.  some old timer went all in for 400, pre flop.  i was holding a, k of hearts.  I called, flop came ac, 10h, 2c.   turn jh, river 2 of clubs.  old timer shows 2s, 7d.  he stood up and screamed, this is for the the children. i laughed for about 10 mins...  only in ohio..
maybe it was for the special olympics instead of the boy scouts, and some of their track runners put the decks together, because i think you got jobbed by 2 deuce of clubs :club:
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how about these donks that think they know chip tricks and end up dropping their last 10bucks on the floor!!and taking 5 min to decide to call a $6.00 reraise!!

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Playing live rocks. Home games are ok, but the casino rocks. My friends and I always go on a casino trip once a year. The thing I hate though is that I always end up sitting by a guy who must have just eaten a shit sandwich and wants to constantly talk to me. Dude, can't you see me holding my cards up in front of my nose to deflect that stink o shit? What's with the alcohol policy crap? Leave me alone as long as I don't slow the game or barf on the table. You're making money off me for frig sakes!

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oh,  and another... sunday i played in a tourny at the local American Legion.  15% went to the boy scouts of America.  some old timer went all in for 400, pre flop.  i was holding a, k of hearts.  I called, flop came ac, 10h, 2c.   turn jh, river 2 of clubs.  old timer shows 2s, 7d.  he stood up and screamed, this is for the the children. i laughed for about 10 mins...  only in ohio..
maybe it was for the special olympics instead of the boy scouts, and some of their track runners put the decks together, because i think you got jobbed by 2 deuce of clubs :club:
lol, I BELONG in them Pupsta..too much beer when i posted. after making a phone call, the river was the 2 of diamonds... like i said, only in ohio
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