im sure this will happen someday

[phlegm 6]

Donkeychips.com a new pokersite has just announced the worlds first 25cent buy in sattelite to the wsop main event. The organizers r thrilled when 1500000 people sign up. The event gets off to a rocky start when on the first hand 730000 go all in causing the main server to dump delaying the event 24 hours. Finally the problem is solved and they r off and running.It starts off fairly unevently except 4 one fortunate fellow who goes all in successfully 27 strate times.His stack is now so enormous he can weather a few losses without harm.His all in antics continue 4 the next few hours when he suddenly sits out and remains that way 4 the duration. After 30 hours they finally get down to the big winners , the top 36 who won seats including our all in friend who ends up 29.Having already locxked up a seat most of the rest just sit out leaving 5 players to play for a meaningless first place. We finally get our winner , a fellow by the name of francisco decharles a peruvian goat breeder who as it turned out had a computer with no fold capabilities leaving him only call or raise options. Our runner up had been making most of the other players nervous.His screen name was mohammed krustafa and he was continually evoking the name of allah and how the infidel must be destroyed.Fortunately it turned out this guy was on some list and was denied an entry visa to play.Donkey chips.com however decided to award him the cash in lieu of seat . Im sure the money was put to good use.All the winners were notified by mail how and where to get theyre seat.Finding the fellow who was constantly all in and then sat out was a problem tho.It turned out after 2 weeks of searching he was an 87 year old alzheimers patient in a nursing home who sat out because he was carted off to dinner then forgot he was playing. Dang its my dinner time ill finish the story later

[adammc 0]

Ha.

[Actuary 3]

can I have 47 seconds back ?

[timbo83 0]

FYPparagraphs make it much easier on the eyestrange but interesting post :roll:

[TheCinciKid 0]

can I have 47 seconds back ?

[Jelly-Filled Ace 2]

Donkeychips.com a new pokersite has just announced the worlds first 25cent buy in sattelite to the wsop main event. The organizers r thrilled when 1500000 people sign up. The event gets off to a rocky start when on the first hand 730000 go all in causing the main server to dump delaying the event 24 hours. Finally the problem is solved and they r off and running.It starts off fairly unevently except 4 one fortunate fellow who goes all in successfully 27 strate times.His stack is now so enormous he can weather a few losses without harm.His all in antics continue 4 the next few hours when he suddenly sits out and remains that way 4 the duration. After 30 hours they finally get down to the big winners , the top 36 who won seats including our all in friend who ends up 29.Having already locxked up a seat most of the rest just sit out leaving 5 players to play for a meaningless first place. We finally get our winner , a fellow by the name of francisco decharles  a peruvian goat breeder who as it turned out had a computer with no fold capabilities leaving him only call or raise options. Our runner up had been making most of the other players nervous.His screen name was mohammed krustafa and he was continually evoking the name of allah and how the infidel must be destroyed.Fortunately it turned out this guy was on some list and was denied an entry visa to play.Donkey chips.com however decided to award him the cash in lieu of seat . Im sure the money was put to good use.All the winners were notified by mail how and where to get theyre seat.Finding the fellow who was constantly all in and then sat out was a problem tho.It turned out after 2 weeks of searching he was an 87 year old alzheimers patient in a nursing home who sat out because he was carted off to dinner then forgot he was playing.   Dang its my dinner time ill finish the story later. I almost made a perfect square !!!!

[Fluffdog87 2]

can I have my 10 mins. back ?

[Longshanks 0]

can I have my 10 mins. back ?

[mbreon 0]

can I have my 10 mins. back ?

[doublemeup 0]

Nice work sir. I found that oddly interesting.

[Actuary 3]

can I have 47 seconds back ?

can I have my 10 mins. back ?

apparently a few of us read slowly.

[ShakeZuma 586]

Paragraphs... in existence for a reason

[speedz99 145]

pretty funny. paragraphs

[Dubey 1,035]

one of the most bizarre posts I have ever read.

[pokerplayer24 0]

Not that funny, and if the buy in for the main event is 10k then they should have given out 37 seats and a partial payout....yea i'm a nerd.

[leebs12 0]

Nice work sir. I found that oddly interesting.

[cgrohman 0]

You have too much time on your hands

[Longshanks 0]

Donkeychips.com a new pokersite has just announced the worlds first 25cent buy in sattelite to the wsop main event. The organizers r thrilled when 1500000 people sign up. The event gets off to a rocky start when on the first hand 730000 go all in causing the main server to dump delaying the event 24 hours. Finally the problem is solved and they r off and running.It starts off fairly unevently except 4 one fortunate fellow who goes all in successfully 27 strate times.His stack is now so enormous he can weather a few losses without harm.His all in antics continue 4 the next few hours when he suddenly sits out and remains that way 4 the duration. After 30 hours they finally get down to the big winners , the top 36 who won seats including our all in friend who ends up 29.Having already locxked up a seat most of the rest just sit out leaving 5 players to play for a meaningless first place. We finally get our winner , a fellow by the name of francisco decharles a peruvian goat breeder who as it turned out had a computer with no fold capabilities leaving him only call or raise options. Our runner up had been making most of the other players nervous.His screen name was mohammed krustafa and he was continually evoking the name of allah and how the infidel must be destroyed.Fortunately it turned out this guy was on some list and was denied an entry visa to play.Donkey chips.com however decided to award him the cash in lieu of seat . Im sure the money was put to good use.All the winners were notified by mail how and where to get theyre seat.Finding the fellow who was constantly all in and then sat out was a problem tho.It turned out after 2 weeks of searching he was an 87 year old alzheimers patient in a nursing home who sat out because he was carted off to dinner then forgot he was playing. Dang its my dinner time ill finish the story later

i thought there was another post tlike this but this iss the stupisdst thing

[Longshanks 0]

Donkeychips.com a new pokersite has just announced the worlds first 25cent buy in sattelite to the wsop main event. The organizers r thrilled when 1500000 people sign up. The event gets off to a rocky start when on the first hand 730000 go all in causing the main server to dump delaying the event 24 hours. Finally the problem is solved and they r off and running.It starts off fairly unevently except 4 one fortunate fellow who goes all in successfully 27 strate times.His stack is now so enormous he can weather a few losses without harm.His all in antics continue 4 the next few hours when he suddenly sits out and remains that way 4 the duration. After 30 hours they finally get down to the big winners , the top 36 who won seats including our all in friend who ends up 29.Having already locxked up a seat most of the rest just sit out leaving 5 players to play for a meaningless first place. We finally get our winner , a fellow by the name of francisco decharles a peruvian goat breeder who as it turned out had a computer with no fold capabilities leaving him only call or raise options. Our runner up had been making most of the other players nervous.His screen name was mohammed krustafa and he was continually evoking the name of allah and how the infidel must be destroyed.Fortunately it turned out this guy was on some list and was denied an entry visa to play.Donkey chips.com however decided to award him the cash in lieu of seat . Im sure the money was put to good use.All the winners were notified by mail how and where to get theyre seat.Finding the fellow who was constantly all in and then sat out was a problem tho.It turned out after 2 weeks of searching he was an 87 year old alzheimers patient in a nursing home who sat out because he was carted off to dinner then forgot he was playing. Dang its my dinner time ill finish the story later

i thought there was another post tlike this but this iss the stupisdst thing

[Longshanks 0]

Donkeychips.com a new pokersite has just announced the worlds first 25cent buy in sattelite to the wsop main event. The organizers r thrilled when 1500000 people sign up. The event gets off to a rocky start when on the first hand 730000 go all in causing the main server to dump delaying the event 24 hours. Finally the problem is solved and they r off and running.It starts off fairly unevently except 4 one fortunate fellow who goes all in successfully 27 strate times.His stack is now so enormous he can weather a few losses without harm.His all in antics continue 4 the next few hours when he suddenly sits out and remains that way 4 the duration. After 30 hours they finally get down to the big winners , the top 36 who won seats including our all in friend who ends up 29.Having already locxked up a seat most of the rest just sit out leaving 5 players to play for a meaningless first place. We finally get our winner , a fellow by the name of francisco decharles a peruvian goat breeder who as it turned out had a computer with no fold capabilities leaving him only call or raise options. Our runner up had been making most of the other players nervous.His screen name was mohammed krustafa and he was continually evoking the name of allah and how the infidel must be destroyed.Fortunately it turned out this guy was on some list and was denied an entry visa to play.Donkey chips.com however decided to award him the cash in lieu of seat . Im sure the money was put to good use.All the winners were notified by mail how and where to get theyre seat.Finding the fellow who was constantly all in and then sat out was a problem tho.It turned out after 2 weeks of searching he was an 87 year old alzheimers patient in a nursing home who sat out because he was carted off to dinner then forgot he was playing. Dang its my dinner time ill finish the story later

i thought there was another post tlike this but this iss the stupisdst thing

[Longshanks 0]

Donkeychips.com a new pokersite has just announced the worlds first 25cent buy in sattelite to the wsop main event. The organizers r thrilled when 1500000 people sign up. The event gets off to a rocky start when on the first hand 730000 go all in causing the main server to dump delaying the event 24 hours. Finally the problem is solved and they r off and running.It starts off fairly unevently except 4 one fortunate fellow who goes all in successfully 27 strate times.His stack is now so enormous he can weather a few losses without harm.His all in antics continue 4 the next few hours when he suddenly sits out and remains that way 4 the duration. After 30 hours they finally get down to the big winners , the top 36 who won seats including our all in friend who ends up 29.Having already locxked up a seat most of the rest just sit out leaving 5 players to play for a meaningless first place. We finally get our winner , a fellow by the name of francisco decharles a peruvian goat breeder who as it turned out had a computer with no fold capabilities leaving him only call or raise options. Our runner up had been making most of the other players nervous.His screen name was mohammed krustafa and he was continually evoking the name of allah and how the infidel must be destroyed.Fortunately it turned out this guy was on some list and was denied an entry visa to play.Donkey chips.com however decided to award him the cash in lieu of seat . Im sure the money was put to good use.All the winners were notified by mail how and where to get theyre seat.Finding the fellow who was constantly all in and then sat out was a problem tho.It turned out after 2 weeks of searching he was an 87 year old alzheimers patient in a nursing home who sat out because he was carted off to dinner then forgot he was playing. Dang its my dinner time ill finish the story later

i thought there was another post tlike this but this iss the stupisdst thing

[tyfgine 0]

that was not funny. at all.

[TheRazor 0]

Dang its my dinner time ill finish the story later

Plz don't.

[PrtyPSux 0]

I thought it was semi funny