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For example:"Ode to PokerZealot" He's the poker Z Making a move you see No more sausage, no more sauce Time to become his own boss He'll tear those tables up Saying stuff like "Chyea" and "Sup" No more delivering pizza and coke That is until he goes broke He'll try to get work back at the hut But that employment door is shut There will be only one place to go Giving handjobs to Ron Mexico The lesson is easy as you will find Stay in school, expand your mind The only life for this broke poker boy Is to be turned into his gay lovers toy

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That was posted on Bill Rini's site on November 30, of LAST YEAR. How many times do you think it has been posted here?from paulp - Here is the random number generator for the program that Mr. Rini writes about.http://www.gamesbyemail.com/dicegenerator
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fools, if you dont like the site i showed you, then dont read it and go do something else, like say, chew on a brick.stop making a mockery of my thread you slimes
hahahahathis pic has only been posted 13 brazillion times
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fools, if you dont like the site i showed you, then dont read it and go do something else, like say, chew on a brick.stop making a mockery of my thread you slimes
i'm still not really sure what a "troll" is, but somehow I'm sure this person qualifies as a "troll."and we don't have to worry about him ever posting again, since his post count is currently at 69 and i'm sure he'd rather be flamed to death than change that.
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Full Contact Poker brings to you just in time for the holidays...Threads that have been posted a million times. Sit down by the fire with loved ones and relive great threads such asDaniel, PLEASE READ!!!!! (You have to make it caps, otherwise he won't read it, plus it has to be about how you need advice on a leak in your 1/2 online limit game)I remember my childhood Christmas's never felt complete without the classic thread, HOW DO I POST PICTURES????Again, all caps are a necessity. Plus, you're required to only have a post count of less than 3. Lay back and enjoy the warmth of the flames of greats like Royal Tour, Ron Mexico, Jeepster and Rhinestone Cowboy. You can't fill your stockings before you read another great thread that's been posted a million times, like Can anyone transfer me $$$ on Stars? (Just to get them started of course, that will of course turn into 2k by the end of this week).Along with these hits, we'll include other great classic threads like Tritz's Poker Software malfunction where he saw the flop before it was dealt, Tantalar's pottery thread and of course, a special tribute to the late great Jfarrell...Open folding on the flop, two pair beating trips, so many memories so many great times. Rush orders are available, so order now! We guarreentee delivery befoe December 24th. PM DnA for details...

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Under the Influence… of Adderall.Two pills I pop, ‘till my pupils swell up like two pennies. I’m Paul Phillips in his mid-twenties. A young-ass man, with a trashcan strapped to the back of his ass, so the rats can’t chew through his last pants. I’m like a mummy a night, fighting with white lightning, frightened with five little white vikinen pills biting him. I’m like a fcking wasp in the hospital lost, stinging the fck out out of everything I come across in the halls. I light a candle, and place it up on the mantle, grab a knife at the blade, and stab you with the ****ing handle. So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurting, it’s too late, ‘cause once you’re hung from the drapes, it’s curtains. Take it, Swifty.

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