Pupsta 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 i'm a better prop gambler and cardplayer than i am a drinker, but i will learn under your tutoring, Mr Iceman. Link to post Share on other sites
TheIceman05 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 i'm a better prop gambler and cardplayer than i am a drinker, but i will learn under your tutoring, Mr Iceman.Some would demand a title of BoozingYoda, but I'd much rather you call me Yogi. Not the monk-type spirituality figure. Just Yogi. You don't even have to go by Boo-Boo. Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 i'm a better prop gambler and cardplayer than i am a drinker, but i will learn under your tutoring, Mr Iceman.Some would demand a title of BoozingYoda, but I'd much rather you call me Yogi. Not the monk-type spirituality figure. Just Yogi. You don't even have to go by Boo-Boo.done and done.i'll be your booboo if you'd like, yogi. i'm not proud. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I wasin't involved in any of these, but my friends all had eating contests all night tonight.Round 1- 2 Large Pepperoni and Sausage pizzas in 1 hours (done)Round 2- 5 lbs of water vs. 1 lb of ham vs 1 lb of bratwurst (water, easy) Then we had a drinking contest. I was involved in 2 events. First, I was in a 2 v 2 coed 12pk race (warmup event/get the girls drunk enough to leave us alone). My team lost, because we were against a superhuman girl who had 6 beers in 6 minutes. Main event. Tour de Franzia. 5 liters of Franzia boxed wine 3 ways. Catch: it must all be consumed straight from the udder, and you can't pour for yourself. Spills will be noted and deducted in case of a close match. My team won in a landslide, and I won back the money I lost in the first contest, and got to drink 2 liters of bad wine free.I left as my friends started trying to devise an easy way to gamble on LIFE, the board game.OMFG HOW QUEER CAN YOU GET!!All-boy Gangbang????Koop this statement by you and not understanding what Ice means by "leave us alone" shows me that you probably have never had a girlfriend.Just seriousAuto Response from KowboyKoop: DUUUUUUUUUUUUH HOW COULD YOU NOT GET THAT JOKE!!! I WAS JOKING!!! I WAS JOKING!!! I WAS JOPKING!!! I BANG MORE HOT CHICKS THAN YOU EVER WILL AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHOWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED/Auto Response from KowboyKoopI dont believe you Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I wasin't involved in any of these, but my friends all had eating contests all night tonight.Round 1- 2 Large Pepperoni and Sausage pizzas in 1 hours (done)Round 2- 5 lbs of water vs. 1 lb of ham vs 1 lb of bratwurst (water, easy) Then we had a drinking contest. I was involved in 2 events. First, I was in a 2 v 2 coed 12pk race (warmup event/get the girls drunk enough to leave us alone). My team lost, because we were against a superhuman girl who had 6 beers in 6 minutes. Main event. Tour de Franzia. 5 liters of Franzia boxed wine 3 ways. Catch: it must all be consumed straight from the udder, and you can't pour for yourself. Spills will be noted and deducted in case of a close match. My team won in a landslide, and I won back the money I lost in the first contest, and got to drink 2 liters of bad wine free.I left as my friends started trying to devise an easy way to gamble on LIFE, the board game.OMFG HOW QUEER CAN YOU GET!!All-boy Gangbang????Koop this statement by you and not understanding what Ice means by "leave us alone" shows me that you probably have never had a girlfriend.Just seriousAuto Response from KowboyKoop: DUUUUUUUUUUUUH HOW COULD YOU NOT GET THAT JOKE!!! I WAS JOKING!!! I WAS JOKING!!! I WAS JOPKING!!! I BANG MORE HOT CHICKS THAN YOU EVER WILL AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHOWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED/Auto Response from KowboyKoopI dont believe youyeah, I've never had a girlfriend because I like to make jokes. Okay.Also, yes, I do bang more hot chicks than you ever will.aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhOWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED Link to post Share on other sites
SuM827 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 yeah, I've never had a girlfriend because I like to make jokes. Okay.Also, yes, I do bang more hot chicks than you ever will.aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhOWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNEDKoop, remember this offer: http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ghlight=#615307still stands. Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 anyone remember that guy on here talking about some kinda bet where he had to throw a football 70 yards or somethingone group said it was aesy as censored anyone can do it etcanother group pointed out even the best qb in the nfl cant really get more than 65 yardswonder what happened to that?It was 50 yards, and I vehemently defended the fact that it's possible because I was sure I could do it, and I'm only a mediocre athelete.I found myself at a football field 3 days later, and ended up getting a ball about 48 yards, and I hadn't been off the couch in 3 years. I QBed a flag football team and did a few workouts, and then ended up tossing one 55ish.IcePS- My favorite "prop bets" are a game we call "Moby Dick." Whenever my friends go to a party, we have to at least make out with a girl. If you don't, you owe everyone who did 20 bucks. If there are 8 guys, and you're the only one who doesn't... it can get expensive. It's called "Moby Dick" because there's always a desperate guy or two who's near striking out, so he has to track down the chubby girl with low self-esteem on the couch, and harpoon her.I know that I am a terrible human beingIceman is becoming one of my favorite posters....LOL Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 yeah, I've never had a girlfriend because I like to make jokes. Okay.Also, yes, I do bang more hot chicks than you ever will.aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhOWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNEDKoop, remember this offer: http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ghlight=#615307still stands.I don't get what the "offer" is. Are you "offering" to create a poll about it.....well, sorry to say, it's already been done, and I'm still here. Ouch, sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 yeah, I've never had a girlfriend because I like to make jokes. Okay.Also, yes, I do bang more hot chicks than you ever will.aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhOWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNEDKoop, remember this offer: http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ghlight=#615307still stands.I don't get what the "offer" is. Are you "offering" to create a poll about it.....well, sorry to say, it's already been done, and I'm still here. Ouch, sorry.1. Link?2. The bet doesn't look to be if you would get banned, only that you would be one of the top 2 vote getters. Noone can be banned by a vote, I think he is just trying to say that you wouldn't be missed by many if you left. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 yeah, I've never had a girlfriend because I like to make jokes. Okay.Also, yes, I do bang more hot chicks than you ever will.aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhOWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNEDKoop, remember this offer: http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ghlight=#615307still stands.I don't get what the "offer" is. Are you "offering" to create a poll about it.....well, sorry to say, it's already been done, and I'm still here. Ouch, sorry.1. Link?http://fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forums/v...9690&highlight=Yes, I know it isn't EXACTLY the same thing, but it was an attempt to get me banned, and needless to say....it was pretty lame.2. The bet doesn't look to be if you would get banned, only that you would be one of the top 2 vote getters. Noone can be banned by a vote, I think he is just trying to say that you wouldn't be missed by many if you left.I know what the "bet" would be, and I didn't accept it because, duh, a lot of people don't like me. No sh*t. You think I don't realize that??? I don't post to gain friends, I post to have fun. And I do have fun, and do I REALLY say stuff that offends people so much.....does me saying I don't like the Beatles REALLY offend people THAT much?? Does me talking about football and baseball and presenting facts and such REALLY constitue me being THAT bad of a poster. Seriously people, get over me, you shouldn't think about me so much like you do now... Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I didn't use the term offend, but I'm glad you find your entertainment on a forum instead of doing things with real life friends. Your life must be exciting....**Insert your caps filled reply filled with OWNED's and such** Then figure out where your going to go for dinner by yourself tonight and what video game you will play over the internet while other college students are partying and enjoying life. To each their own... Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I didn't use the term offend, but I'm glad you find your entertainment on a forum instead of doing things with real life friends. Â Your life must be exciting....**Insert your caps filled reply filled with OWNED's and such** Â Then figure out where your going to go for dinner by yourself tonight and what video game you will play over the internet while other college students are partying and enjoying life. Â To each their own... :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: Link to post Share on other sites
Rybo 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Wow...I had never read anything in this thread and I opened it to write a story but I'll be damned if this thread hasn't turned into an 'I hate KK' intervention. Congrats my man on being the most hated poster on FCP. I got no beef with you, in fact I think that is quite an achievement, something very few have been able to accomplish. Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 we need to get it back onto the gambling topic, stat.i drove my best friend into the military by gambling him into debt over an entire summer. before he started hanging out with me, he had a steady shit job and money saved up, with no cc debt...after that summer, he was broke, jobless, and maxed out all his cc.off to iraq he went.sucks to be bad at gambling. Link to post Share on other sites
Rybo 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 we need to get it back onto the gambling topic, stat.i drove my best friend into the military by gambling him into debt over an entire summer. Â before he started hanging out with me, he had a steady shit job and money saved up, with no cc debt...after that summer, he was broke, jobless, and maxed out all his cc.off to iraq he went.sucks to be bad at gambling.So you took his money? Or did you just get him hooked? Either way...good job Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 we need to get it back onto the gambling topic, stat.i drove my best friend into the military by gambling him into debt over an entire summer. Â before he started hanging out with me, he had a steady shit job and money saved up, with no cc debt...after that summer, he was broke, jobless, and maxed out all his cc.off to iraq he went.sucks to be bad at gambling.Ouch..that reminds me.. I owe you $15 bucks... If you don't get it tonight send me a message on Yahoo... Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 we need to get it back onto the gambling topic, stat.i drove my best friend into the military by gambling him into debt over an entire summer. Â before he started hanging out with me, he had a steady shit job and money saved up, with no cc debt...after that summer, he was broke, jobless, and maxed out all his cc.off to iraq he went.sucks to be bad at gambling.So you took his money? Or did you just get him hooked? Either way...good job wasn't really money...more like, we'd play for cost of golf, dinner, shit like that...and we hung out every day for like 3 months, and i don't think i paid a dime for anything.was a fun freeroll summer, that's for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I didn't use the term offend, but I'm glad you find your entertainment on a forum instead of doing things with real life friends. Â Your life must be exciting....**Insert your caps filled reply filled with OWNED's and such** Â Then figure out where your going to go for dinner by yourself tonight and what video game you will play over the internet while other college students are partying and enjoying life. Â To each their own...No, you didn't use the term 'offend." However, I did. Deal with it. I do find entertainment on this forum. Does that mean this is the only source of entertainment??? No. I also find entertainment in banging lots of hot chicks.I'm going to Burger King for dinner....hmmmmmmm, Chicken Fries...I am having a hard choice choosing between MVP Baseball 2004 or Madden 2005...which one do you think I should play tonight???I hate life. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 BUMP Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 i used to bet people of how many fights i could start... the bet would be they buy the drinks all night i got drunk for free alot.... Link to post Share on other sites
Pokergolf 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I once bet a guy that if USC were to lose the Rose Bowl I would leave FCP forever and then tried to wiggle my way out of it based on some incredibly stupid BS theory............wait, sorry, thats not me, my bad. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I just bet my friend that I can read Goosebumps 1-30 in ten days. The stakes are my 17 crt monitor against his Netgear wireless router and antenna.I already read these books when I was 9, so I think I can do this. I've never clocked my reading speed.This is epic. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I just bet my friend that I can read Goosebumps 1-30 in ten days. The stakes are my 17 crt monitor against his Netgear wireless router and antenna.I already read these books when I was 9, so I think I can do this. I've never clocked my reading speed.This is epic.Reading 3/day won't be a problem. At max they're probably 2.5 hour reads. If I were you, I'd just cram in 4/day until you get to 24, then take it easyThe one about the camera sucked real bad.What am I talking about? They all sucked real bad. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I just bet my friend that I can read Goosebumps 1-30 in ten days. The stakes are my 17 crt monitor against his Netgear wireless router and antenna.I already read these books when I was 9, so I think I can do this. I've never clocked my reading speed.This is epic.How do you prove that you read the books?? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I just bet my friend that I can read Goosebumps 1-30 in ten days. The stakes are my 17 crt monitor against his Netgear wireless router and antenna.I already read these books when I was 9, so I think I can do this. I've never clocked my reading speed.This is epic.How do you prove that you read the books??Good question. The Honor System. We trust each other. Plus we're betting with pieces of equipment that we don't use, want or need. Link to post Share on other sites
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