women

[digitalmonkey 929]

  See, it starts with the woman.   I've been rejected about 30 times by women..

wow..really?i wonder why? geez you seem like such a sweet guy!

Funny though, he doesn't mention how many times he's been rejected by goats.

[Miss J 0]

goats don't have standards. so i'm guessing.....about half the time.

[AlphaOmega 0]

goats don't have standards. so i'm guessing.....about half the time.

I don't know if you were intentionally being overly generous, but I'm sure he appreciates the compliment.

[nell789 0]

on a subject other than theredpill's retarded posts...My roomate and I were posing some hypothetical questions to each other last night, it would be interesting what you guys think. Keep in mind that most of these were in a humerous context....1) Would/do you have anal sex?2) Would/do you eat out an ass hole?3) What's more important, perfect breasts? or a perfect pussy?4) If you were about to "get busy" with this super hot girl who had a perfect body, but once she took off her clothes had a hairy ass -- and I'm talkin hairy cheeks and everything -- would you still do her?5) Would you stop all activities if you where going in for an Australian kiss and found it to be furry? Like I'm talkin never been trimmed hairy.my answers...1) maybe with condem2) no3) very tough call, I'd prolly say breasts4) hard to say...I'd prolly just avoid contact with the ass5) no idea what I'd do in that situation...

[Petoria 0]

For advice about women, see the new Bill Fillmaff.

[AlphaOmega 0]

on a subject other than theredpill's retarded posts...My roomate and I were posing some hypothetical questions to each other last night, it would be interesting what you guys think. Keep in mind that most of these were in a humerous context....1) Would/do you have anal sex?2) Would/do you eat out an ass hole?3) What's more important, perfect breasts? or a perfect censored?4) If you were about to "get busy" with this super hot girl who had a perfect body, but once she took off her clothes had a hairy ass -- and I'm talkin hairy cheeks and everything -- would you still do her?5) Would you stop all activities if you where going in for an Australian kiss and found it to be furry? Like I'm talkin never been trimmed hairy.my answers...1) maybe with condem2) no3) very tough call, I'd prolly say breasts4) hard to say...I'd prolly just avoid contact with the ass5) no idea what I'd do in that situation...

Before anyone answers, I just wanted to say that the answer to the bolded portion is an emphatic "no"Don't be stupid. Don't be a "sucker."

[gkunit20 1]

theredpill cracks me up.

[loxo 0]

on a subject other than theredpill's retarded posts...My roomate and I were posing some hypothetical questions to each other last night, it would be interesting what you guys think. Keep in mind that most of these were in a humerous context....1) Would/do you have anal sex?2) Would/do you eat out an ass hole?3) What's more important, perfect breasts? or a perfect censored?4) If you were about to "get busy" with this super hot girl who had a perfect body, but once she took off her clothes had a hairy ass -- and I'm talkin hairy cheeks and everything -- would you still do her?5) Would you stop all activities if you where going in for an Australian kiss and found it to be furry? Like I'm talkin never been trimmed hairy.my answers...1) maybe with condem2) no3) very tough call, I'd prolly say breasts4) hard to say...I'd prolly just avoid contact with the ass5) no idea what I'd do in that situation...

Excuse my ignorance.What's an Australian kiss?Thank you.

[gkunit20 1]

on a subject other than theredpill's retarded posts...My roomate and I were posing some hypothetical questions to each other last night, it would be interesting what you guys think. Keep in mind that most of these were in a humerous context....1) Would/do you have anal sex?2) Would/do you eat out an ass hole?3) What's more important, perfect breasts? or a perfect censored?4) If you were about to "get busy" with this super hot girl who had a perfect body, but once she took off her clothes had a hairy ass -- and I'm talkin hairy cheeks and everything -- would you still do her?5) Would you stop all activities if you where going in for an Australian kiss and found it to be furry? Like I'm talkin never been trimmed hairy.my answers...1) maybe with condem2) no3) very tough call, I'd prolly say breasts4) hard to say...I'd prolly just avoid contact with the ass5) no idea what I'd do in that situation...

Excuse my ignorance.What's an Australian kiss?Thank you.

A French kiss, but down under.

[Hubris 0]

Women are the new men. Sounds crazy, but hear me out. Lately, in my experience, and that of the people around me, its been the women ****ing up good relationships. I -honestly here- haven't known a single guy who cheated on his woman in the past two years, but I can name TONS of women who got involved with 2+ guys and ended up ****ing up 2+ people's lives instead of their just their own.Don't get me wrong, I LOVE women, but I just hate how they behave sometimes. And yes, after being away for 1 month and surprising my girlfriend with a visit, I caught her with another guy. AND she still had the nerve to ask me to spend Christmas with her and her family.

[KowboyKoop 0]

Women are the new men. Sounds crazy, but hear me out. Lately, in my experience, and that of the people around me, its been the women censored up good relationships. I -honestly here- haven't known a single guy who cheated on his woman in the past two years, but I can name TONS of women who got involved with 2+ guys and ended up censored up 2+ people's lives instead of their just their own.Don't get me wrong, I LOVE women, but I just hate how they behave sometimes. And yes, after being away for 1 month and surprising my girlfriend with a visit, I caught her with another guy.

that is literally the stupidest phrase I have ever heard, and trust me, I've heard/said a lot of them.

[Hubris 0]

that is literally the stupidest phrase I have ever heard, and trust me, I've heard/said a lot of them.

Sorry? Was it not accurate enough for you? Should I say "Women are the new men at least in relation to the aspect of infedility in relationships".I dunno about you, but I don't think it has the same ring to it.

[gkunit20 1]

How do you post pictures?

[Miss J 0]

goats don't have standards. so i'm guessing.....about half the time.

I don't know if you were intentionally being overly generous, but I'm sure he appreciates the compliment.

actually, what i was getting at was, that even though goats don't have any standards...they still reject him sometimes.

[InsanityCubed 0]

on a subject other than theredpill's retarded posts...My roomate and I were posing some hypothetical questions to each other last night, it would be interesting what you guys think. Keep in mind that most of these were in a humerous context....1) Would/do you have anal sex?2) Would/do you eat out an ass hole?3) What's more important, perfect breasts? or a perfect censored?4) If you were about to "get busy" with this super hot girl who had a perfect body, but once she took off her clothes had a hairy ass -- and I'm talkin hairy cheeks and everything -- would you still do her?5) Would you stop all activities if you where going in for an Australian kiss and found it to be furry? Like I'm talkin never been trimmed hairy.my answers...1) maybe with condem2) no3) very tough call, I'd prolly say breasts4) hard to say...I'd prolly just avoid contact with the ass5) no idea what I'd do in that situation...

Why would you stop when you can get in an extra floss that day?

[theredpill99 0]

Hubris, I hope you aren't going back to her. If any of you reading this thread ever comes into a substantial amount of money, for god's sake, don't get married. If we men, stop getting married after becoming rich, these stupid marriage laws will change because women will be pissed that they are broke and don't have any money. I'm just saying that just because you marry into money doesn't mean you deserve any once you are divorced. This totally works against the man every time. You think if that guy divorces Britney Spears that he will be able to claim that he is "used to a certain kind of living" and that the judge will grant him an allowance per month that Britney would have to pay? I doubt it. Yet, remember Seinfeld marrying that really young 18 year old, She's a F'ing millionaire now probably 5 times over. I'm sure she made a ton of money by getting married to Jerry and Jerry probably paid her an allowance every month after getting divorced because she was "used to a certain kind of living" . She took that money and started her own business and now is rolling in it. I can't see Britney's husband being treated the same way if there was a divorce. If men stopped getting married, laws will change. Men get married because they believe that by doing so they will "own" that vagina but they're wrong. Part of the problem is that men never speak up about anything political. We just don't care. We never say, "hey, wait a minute. " I built this house, I worked 50 hours a week for all this. I worked my butt off for this money and now with one flick of the wrist this judge is giving my ex-wife $30000 / year when I only make $60,000 . We never say this because we want to come home and drink a beer and watch porn and eat buffalo wings. Meanwhile, women are all about politics and status. They want to know what their neighbors are doing. If so and so got $X from her husband, she wants $X + 10,000 . So years pass on and eventually these crazy laws get made because women are all talking to each other and eventually the damn bill shows up on the desk of your congressman. And these women won't shut up about it so the congressman goes ahead and passes the law just to shut them up.

[AlphaOmega 0]

goats don't have standards. so i'm guessing.....about half the time.

I don't know if you were intentionally being overly generous, but I'm sure he appreciates the compliment.

actually, what i was getting at was, that even though goats don't have any standards...they still reject him sometimes.

And I was just saying that you were being overly generous with your estimate.

[AlphaOmega 0]

And yes, after being away for 1 month and surprising my girlfriend with a visit, I caught her with another guy. AND she still had the nerve to ask me to spend Christmas with her and her family.

Been there, it sucked.I can see some truth in your statement of "Women are the new men." It's certainly becoming more common, and it's just crazy amongst people in college from what I've seen.

[InsanityCubed 0]

And yes, after being away for 1 month and surprising my girlfriend with a visit, I caught her with another guy. AND she still had the nerve to ask me to spend Christmas with her and her family.

Been there, it sucked.I can see some truth in your statement of "Women are the new men." It's certainly becoming more common, and it's just crazy amongst people in college from what I've seen.

Agreed, I know maybe two or three guys who have cheated or been the "other guy", whereas I've lost count of the number of my female friends who seem to be using the old male line, slightly altered: Boyfriends are like goalies, all you have to do is beat em to score.

[AlphaOmega 0]

Hubris, I hope you aren't going back to her. If any of you reading this thread ever comes into a substantial amount of money, for god's sake, don't get married. If we men, stop getting married after becoming rich, these stupid marriage laws will change because women will be censored that they are broke and don't have any money. I'm just saying that just because you marry into money doesn't mean you deserve any once you are divorced. This totally works against the man every time. You think if that guy divorces Britney Spears that he will be able to claim that he is "used to a certain kind of living" and that the judge will grant him an allowance per month that Britney would have to pay? I doubt it. Yet, remember Seinfeld marrying that really young 18 year old, She's a F'ing millionaire now probably 5 times over. I'm sure she made a ton of money by getting married to Jerry and Jerry probably paid her an allowance every month after getting divorced because she was "used to a certain kind of living" . She took that money and started her own business and now is rolling in it. I can't see Britney's husband being treated the same way if there was a divorce. If men stopped getting married, laws will change. Men get married because they believe that by doing so they will "own" that vagina but they're wrong. Part of the problem is that men never speak up about anything political. We just don't care. We never say, "hey, wait a minute. " I built this house, I worked 50 hours a week for all this. I worked my butt off for this money and now with one flick of the wrist this judge is giving my ex-wife $30000 / year when I only make $60,000 . We never say this because we want to come home and drink a beer and watch porn and eat buffalo wings. Meanwhile, women are all about politics and status. They want to know what their neighbors are doing. If so and so got $X from her husband, she wants $X + 10,000 . So years pass on and eventually these crazy laws get made because women are all talking to each other and eventually the damn bill shows up on the desk of your congressman. And these women won't shut up about it so the congressman goes ahead and passes the law just to shut them up.

No marriages would only add to the problems you spoke of earlier, assuming your premises are correct and logical.

[Petoria 0]

Hubris, I hope you aren't going back to her. If any of you reading this thread ever comes into a substantial amount of money, for god's sake, don't get married. If we men, stop getting married after becoming rich, these stupid marriage laws will change because women will be censored that they are broke and don't have any money. I'm just saying that just because you marry into money doesn't mean you deserve any once you are divorced. This totally works against the man every time. You think if that guy divorces Britney Spears that he will be able to claim that he is "used to a certain kind of living" and that the judge will grant him an allowance per month that Britney would have to pay? I doubt it. Yet, remember Seinfeld marrying that really young 18 year old, She's a F'ing millionaire now probably 5 times over. I'm sure she made a ton of money by getting married to Jerry and Jerry probably paid her an allowance every month after getting divorced because she was "used to a certain kind of living" . She took that money and started her own business and now is rolling in it. I can't see Britney's husband being treated the same way if there was a divorce. If men stopped getting married, laws will change. Men get married because they believe that by doing so they will "own" that vagina but they're wrong. Part of the problem is that men never speak up about anything political. We just don't care. We never say, "hey, wait a minute. " I built this house, I worked 50 hours a week for all this. I worked my butt off for this money and now with one flick of the wrist this judge is giving my ex-wife $30000 / year when I only make $60,000 . We never say this because we want to come home and drink a beer and watch porn and eat buffalo wings. Meanwhile, women are all about politics and status. They want to know what their neighbors are doing. If so and so got $X from her husband, she wants $X + 10,000 . So years pass on and eventually these crazy laws get made because women are all talking to each other and eventually the damn bill shows up on the desk of your congressman. And these women won't shut up about it so the congressman goes ahead and passes the law just to shut them up.

theredpill is awesome, this is hilarious.

[Miss J 0]

dude, it's called a pre-nup. plain and simple.

[Rybo 0]

Can't live with em...... and they can't pee standing up

This is true...I don't count an unassisted squat as 'standing up'

Rybo,Where's its G-spot?

Totaly uncalled for but funny

on a subject other than theredpill's retarded posts...My roomate and I were posing some hypothetical questions to each other last night, it would be interesting what you guys think. Keep in mind that most of these were in a humerous context....1) Would/do you have anal sex?2) Would/do you eat out an ass hole?3) What's more important, perfect breasts? or a perfect censored?4) If you were about to "get busy" with this super hot girl who had a perfect body, but once she took off her clothes had a hairy ass -- and I'm talkin hairy cheeks and everything -- would you still do her?5) Would you stop all activities if you where going in for an Australian kiss and found it to be furry? Like I'm talkin never been trimmed hairy.my answers...1) maybe with condem2) no3) very tough call, I'd prolly say breasts4) hard to say...I'd prolly just avoid contact with the ass5) no idea what I'd do in that situation...

My answers1.) Abso-fucking-lutely, already have (and sometimes the girl gets REALLY into it)2.) hells no3.) If by 'censored' you meant ass, I am all for the below the waist action4.) Hands would just stay away from that region5.) Done it...and you are going to have to accept it...not all women shave

I am sooooooooo sorry. I should have posted a picture of the smartest, hottest, and most talented woman in the world. Enjoy

That is so fake, but still hot.

Ummmm...I am not so sure it is fake. If it is, could you send me the link to where it says so please...I have to know

[Rybo 0]

So... I have a female update and it involves advice I need from anyone who wants to give it. About a month ago I went with my best friend back to my old college to visit friends. We ended up staying at his sister's place. She still goes to school there. Well immediately I thought she was gorgeous, dark hair gorgeous brown eyes and a body to die for. Think Jeniffer Aniston's face with Jeniffer Love Hewitt's body. Anyways I thought, 'there is no way I have a chance.' Well it turns out she has a thing for me. She flirted with me and ended up getting my number. I didn't think much of it since we live in different states, but she called me 'just to see what's up' about a week later. I am going back to where she lives for Christmas because my parents live there too, and she is going to drive 2 hr. to go to a party with me. She also graduates in a year and is planning on moving near me. So my question is how do I go about this without hurting my best friend? We haven't talked about hooking up or anything, it has all just been innocent flirting...I could use some help. If you need clarification of any of this please let me know.

[nell789 0]

So... I have a female update and it involves advice I need from anyone who wants to give it. About a month ago I went with my best friend back to my old college to visit friends. We ended up staying at his sister's place. She still goes to school there. Well immediately I thought she was gorgeous, dark hair gorgeous brown eyes and a body to die for. Think Jeniffer Aniston's face with Jeniffer Love Hewitt's body. Anyways I thought, 'there is no way I have a chance.' Well it turns out she has a thing for me. She flirted with me and ended up getting my number. I didn't think much of it since we live in different states, but she called me 'just to see what's up' about a week later. I am going back to where she lives for Christmas because my parents live there too, and she is going to drive 2 hr. to go to a party with me. She also graduates in a year and is planning on moving near me. So my question is how do I go about this without hurting my best friend? We haven't talked about hooking up or anything, it has all just been innocent flirting...I could use some help. If you need clarification of any of this please let me know.

I think that you should talk to him about it first. I don't know him, but I think most people wouldn't care too much after the initial wierdness wears off. I think it's definately better than doing anything behind his back, and then him finding out and getting pissed.