girl on fcp frontpage

[Silly_11 0]

Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?

[ajs510 122]

Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?

I swear, this marks the beginning of a new low in General.

[missIdaho 1]

Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?

It's me. I swear. (not really)

[ShakeZuma 585]

I want you

[turd ferguson 1]

Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?

It's me. I swear. (not really)

[The Bwaves 0]

Looks like Ng to me.

[missIdaho 1]

Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?

It's me. I swear. (not really)

Hi turd.

[turd ferguson 1]

Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?

It's me. I swear. (not really)

Hi turd.

Howdy. How's things?

[missIdaho 1]

Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?

It's me. I swear. (not really)

Hi turd.

Howdy. How's things?

Not bad. Finished my Christmas shopping this weekend and attended a matinee of the Boise Ballets production Of The Nutcracker. I need to get the oil changed on my car and I'm starting to think I am on the verge of having transmission problems.Oh wait ..... you probably just being polite and expecting a simple "Good". Sorry.

[Bizzle 0]

Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?

It's me. I swear. (not really)

Hi turd.

Howdy. How's things?

Not bad. Finished my Christmas shopping this weekend and attended a matinee of the Boise Ballets production Of The Nutcracker. I need to get the oil changed on my car and I'm starting to think I am on the verge of having transmission problems.Oh wait ..... you probably just being polite and expecting a simple "Good". Sorry.

*Waits for the obligatory "I'll change your oil" post*

[HotSteven 0]

Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?

It's me. I swear. (not really)

Hi turd.

Howdy. How's things?

Not bad. Finished my Christmas shopping this weekend and attended a matinee of the Boise Ballets production Of The Nutcracker. I need to get the oil changed on my car and I'm starting to think I am on the verge of having transmission problems.Oh wait ..... you probably just being polite and expecting a simple "Good". Sorry.

*Waits for the obligatory "I'll change your oil" post*

I will rub hot oil all over your body..... Wait.. what were you guys talking about again?

[turd ferguson 1]

Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?

It's me. I swear. (not really)

Hi turd.

Howdy. How's things?

Not bad. Finished my Christmas shopping this weekend and attended a matinee of the Boise Ballets production Of The Nutcracker. I need to get the oil changed on my car and I'm starting to think I am on the verge of having transmission problems.Oh wait ..... you probably just being polite and expecting a simple "Good". Sorry.

Bah! I hate christmas shopping. I avoid the mall at all costs, but my girlfriend is always trying to drag me into that hell hole. You must be glad to be done with the whole thing. Congrats. The Nutcracker sounds nice. I've seen it once, but I rarely lack the patience to sit through any kind of a show. I even have trouble with movies.Speaking of car trouble, I just had to take mine into the shop because everything decided to fall apart at the same time. My brake pads disinigrated, my rotors are shot to shit, (are we not cursing anymore on this forum?) my clutch has gone bad, and my timing belt is messed up. Long story short, I'm about to be out $1,300. That's a healthy chunk of the ol' bankroll.

[bleacherbum3 9]

I want to thank both turd and missidaho (no sw). Hearing about the Nutcracker and oil changes does not seem glamourous, but it is a HUGE step up from where this thread started.I took my car to the dealership Thurs for my oil change and a car wash. Think I might need new brake pads.Have a nice day!!

[NortonFan 0]

Could those cards shes holding look anymore fake?

[turd ferguson 1]

I want to thank both turd and missidaho (no sw). Hearing about the Nutcracker and oil changes does not seem glamourous, but it is a HUGE step up from where this thread started.I took my car to the dealership Thurs for my oil change and a car wash.  Think I might need new brake pads.Have a nice day!!

I think I'm going to start riding the bus. The way I see it, it's another step towards deinstitutionalizing myself. I broke my cell phone a month ago, and haven't bothered to replace it. I moved five months ago, and never hooked up cable to my apartment. That really sucks though because I have a badass tv. Maybe I'll lose my internet connection at home soon. Who knows? Maybe someday I won't be totally dependent on the societal norm.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?

Link?I think I need new tires. Merry Christmas to me.I saw the nutcracker with the ex. I don't care how good the vag is next time, I aint goin to the ballet.I'll see a musical, broadway show, but I had to leave at intermission of the Nutcracker.

[jack24bauer24 0]

I want to thank both turd and missidaho (no sw). Hearing about the Nutcracker and oil changes does not seem glamourous, but it is a HUGE step up from where this thread started.I took my car to the dealership Thurs for my oil change and a car wash.  Think I might need new brake pads.Have a nice day!!

I think I'm going to start riding the bus. The way I see it, it's another step towards deinstitutionalizing myself. I broke my cell phone a month ago, and haven't bothered to replace it. I moved five months ago, and never hooked up cable to my apartment. That really sucks though because I have a badass tv. Maybe I'll lose my internet connection at home soon. Who knows? Maybe someday I won't be totally dependent on the societal norm.

I hope someday not to be dependant on porn for fullfilling my sexual needs.

[turd ferguson 1]

I want to thank both turd and missidaho (no sw). Hearing about the Nutcracker and oil changes does not seem glamourous, but it is a HUGE step up from where this thread started.I took my car to the dealership Thurs for my oil change and a car wash.  Think I might need new brake pads.Have a nice day!!

I think I'm going to start riding the bus. The way I see it, it's another step towards deinstitutionalizing myself. I broke my cell phone a month ago, and haven't bothered to replace it. I moved five months ago, and never hooked up cable to my apartment. That really sucks though because I have a badass tv. Maybe I'll lose my internet connection at home soon. Who knows? Maybe someday I won't be totally dependent on the societal norm.

I hope someday not to be dependant on porn for fullfilling my sexual needs.

Liar.

[missIdaho 1]

Anyone know who the girl holding the two aces on the front of the FCP webpage is?

It's me. I swear. (not really)

Hi turd.

Howdy. How's things?

Not bad. Finished my Christmas shopping this weekend and attended a matinee of the Boise Ballets production Of The Nutcracker. I need to get the oil changed on my car and I'm starting to think I am on the verge of having transmission problems.Oh wait ..... you probably just being polite and expecting a simple "Good". Sorry.

Bah! I hate christmas shopping. I avoid the mall at all costs, but my girlfriend is always trying to drag me into that hell hole. You must be glad to be done with the whole thing. Congrats. The Nutcracker sounds nice. I've seen it once, but I rarely lack the patience to sit through any kind of a show. I even have trouble with movies.Speaking of car trouble, I just had to take mine into the shop because everything decided to fall apart at the same time. My brake pads disinigrated, my rotors are shot to shit, (are we not cursing anymore on this forum?) my clutch has gone bad, and my timing belt is messed up. Long story short, I'm about to be out $1,300. That's a healthy chunk of the ol' bankroll.

car repairs during the holidays always sucks. Last year I broke down on the freeway on my way to work in the middle of a snow storm. I had to have the head replaced. I hate my car.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

car repairs during the holidays always sucks.  Last year I broke down on the freeway on my way to work in the middle of a snow storm.  I had to give head to the tow truck driver that picked me up b/c I didn't have any cash. He had a bumper sticker that read, Ass, Grass, or Cash, Nobody rides for free.  Talk about a grease monkey.  I greased his monkey. Did I mention that I'm secretly in love with Ron Mexico?

FYP

[turd ferguson 1]

car repairs during the holidays always sucks.  Last year I broke down on the freeway on my way to work in the middle of a snow storm.  I had to give head to the tow truck driver that picked me up b/c I didn't have any cash. He had a bumper sticker that read, Ass, Grass, or Cash, Nobody rides for free.  Talk about a grease monkey.  I greased his monkey. Did I mention that I'm secretly in love with Ron Mexico?

FYP

Is it true that all bankers have filthy hands?

[missIdaho 1]

car repairs during the holidays always sucks.  Last year I broke down on the freeway on my way to work in the middle of a snow storm.  I had to give head to the tow truck driver that picked me up b/c I didn't have any cash. He had a bumper sticker that read, Ass, Grass, or Cash, Nobody rides for free.  Talk about a grease monkey.  I greased his monkey. Did I mention that I'm secretly in love with Ron Mexico?

FYP

That goes without saying.

[Tigerscott 0]

Looks a little like Shawna Hiatt

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

car repairs during the holidays always sucks.  Last year I broke down on the freeway on my way to work in the middle of a snow storm.  I had to give head to the tow truck driver that picked me up b/c I didn't have any cash. He had a bumper sticker that read, Ass, Grass, or Cash, Nobody rides for free.  Talk about a grease monkey.  I greased his monkey. Did I mention that I'm secretly in love with Ron Mexico?

FYP

Is it true that all bankers have filthy hands?

I'm not really sure. My hands are clean and supple. Soft like a baby's bottom.I don't touch money that often.But after putting fingers in a strange girls vag, I try not to wash my hands the next day. Then I periodically smell them throughout the day to remind me of the night before. Probably b/c I was drunk and don't remember all the details.

[turd ferguson 1]

car repairs during the holidays always sucks. Last year I broke down on the freeway on my way to work in the middle of a snow storm. I had to give head to the tow truck driver that picked me up b/c I didn't have any cash. He had a bumper sticker that read, Ass, Grass, or Cash, Nobody rides for free. Talk about a grease monkey. I greased his monkey. Did I mention that I'm secretly in love with Ron Mexico?

FYP

Is it true that all bankers have filthy hands?

I'm not really sure. My hands are clean and supple. Soft like a baby's bottom.I don't touch money that often.But after putting fingers in a strange girls vag, I try not to wash my hands the next day. Then I periodically smell them throughout the day to remind me of the night before. Probably b/c I was drunk and don't remember all the details.

Thanks for clearing that up for me. Do you ever wash your hands only to find out hours later that they still smell of the vag? It's like it soaks in or something. I'm not complaining or anything. It's like finding bits of dinner stuck in your teeth at midnight. An unexpected, but pleasant snack.