weight-loss bet for my new year's resolution.

[Disc_Golf 0]

Gonna try to lose some weight for my NYR. Anyone wanna gamble on it?

[turd ferguson 1]

If you have any way of proving your results I'm in.

[deviper 0]

If you have any way of proving your results I'm in.

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

If you have any way of proving your results I'm in.

I also need to lose some weight, but wouldn't go head to head with ya if you are over 300.

[Disc_Golf 0]

Hmm... Well, I am up for suggestions. I mean, I could take a digital picture of me and another with me standing on a scale on January 1st to verify my weight then. Then do it again on the end date. That is probably flawed. Any suggestions?

[Disc_Golf 0]

If you have any way of proving your results I'm in.

I also need to lose some weight, but wouldn't go head to head with ya if you are over 300.

I am not over 300.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

You are going to be a complete failure in this venture.I write this because you want to lose the weight, but you need motivation, like winning money. You don't want to do it for you.Not wanting it for the right reason = failureI'll bet this, if you don't lose the weight you tubby bitch, you're gonna die very young and never get any hot poontang.How's that for motivation?

[zimmer4141 0]

You are going to be a complete failure in this venture.I write this because you want to lose the weight, but you need motivation, like winning money.  You don't want to do it for you.Not wanting it for the right reason = failureI'll bet this, if you don't lose the weight you tubby bitch, you're gonna die very young and never get any hot poontang.How's that for motivation?

Exactly why I'm losing weight starting this week.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

You are going to be a complete failure in this venture.I write this because you want to lose the weight, but you need motivation, like winning money.  You don't want to do it for you.Not wanting it for the right reason = failureI'll bet this, if you don't lose the weight you tubby bitch, you're gonna die very young and never get any hot poontang.How's that for motivation?

Exactly why I'm losing weight starting this week.

You play tennis. I never pictured you as a fat fuck.

[joshrogo 0]

You are going to be a complete failure in this venture.I write this because you want to lose the weight, but you need motivation, like winning money.  You don't want to do it for you.Not wanting it for the right reason = failureI'll bet this, if you don't lose the weight you tubby bitch, you're gonna die very young and never get any hot poontang.How's that for motivation?

when i was 20 .. this was my exact motivation for dropping 60 lbs .. low and behold .. it worked

[zimmer4141 0]

You are going to be a complete failure in this venture.I write this because you want to lose the weight, but you need motivation, like winning money.  You don't want to do it for you.Not wanting it for the right reason = failureI'll bet this, if you don't lose the weight you tubby bitch, you're gonna die very young and never get any hot poontang.How's that for motivation?

Exactly why I'm losing weight starting this week.

You play tennis. I never pictured you as a fat fuck.

I'm not a fat fuck, just a little too big. I'm not morbidly obese, but I'm about 6'3 and 240. Just need to get my fat to muscle.

[Hyaku-Shiki 0]

OP can always have sex with Mopeds aka "Fat Chicks."It's fun riding on a moped, until your friends see you and laugh at you.

[dreamcrusher28 0]

You are going to be a complete failure in this venture.I write this because you want to lose the weight, but you need motivation, like winning money.  You don't want to do it for you.Not wanting it for the right reason = failureI'll bet this, if you don't lose the weight you tubby bitch, you're gonna die very young and never get any hot poontang.How's that for motivation?

Worked for me, I logging off and goin to the gym right now!!!Thanks, Ron.

[PMJackson21 0]

OP can always have sex with Mopeds aka "Fat Chicks."It's fun riding on a moped, until your friends see you and laugh at you.

Heh, hadn't heard that one. NH sir.Patrick

[tribe26 0]

If you have any way of proving your results I'm in.

I also need to lose some weight, but wouldn't go head to head with ya if you are over 300.

If you're doing this head to head....do it by percentage of weight lost. Much more fair. My buddy and I in my office made the same kind of deal, but we did it by total weight lost and not percentage. He was 360 at the time and I was 275. I lost 39 lbs and did very well, but he dropped 58 in 3 months and destroyed me.

[TobyOrNotToBe 0]

Gonna try to lose some weight for my NYR.  Anyone wanna gamble on it?

Lets have a FCP weight challenge for 2006

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

OP can always have sex with Mopeds aka "Fat Chicks."It's fun riding on a moped, until your friends see you and laugh at you.

Heh, hadn't heard that one. NH sir.Patrick

Zim, you know I'm kidding. Patrick, you haven't heard that joke?Step away from the poker table, go meet some people, have a drink and socialize.I think Jesus told that one at the last supper.the correct punchline isThey're both fun to ride until your friends see you on one.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

If you have any way of proving your results I'm in.

I also need to lose some weight, but wouldn't go head to head with ya if you are over 300.

If you're doing this head to head....do it by percentage of weight lost. Much more fair. My buddy and I in my office made the same kind of deal, but we did it by total weight lost and not percentage. He was 360 at the time and I was 275. I lost 39 lbs and did very well, but he dropped 58 in 3 months and destroyed me.

Where the hell do you guys work, the donut factory?

[speedz99 145]

If you have any way of proving your results I'm in.

I also need to lose some weight, but wouldn't go head to head with ya if you are over 300.

If you're doing this head to head....do it by percentage of weight lost. Much more fair. My buddy and I in my office made the same kind of deal, but we did it by total weight lost and not percentage. He was 360 at the time and I was 275. I lost 39 lbs and did very well, but he dropped 58 in 3 months and destroyed me.

Where the hell do you guys work, the donut factory?

BOOM, right in the kisser

[iveyfan30 0]

OP can always have sex with Mopeds aka "Fat Chicks."It's fun riding on a moped, until your friends see you and laugh at you.

Heh, hadn't heard that one. NH sir.Patrick

Zim, you know I'm kidding. Patrick, you haven't heard that joke?Step away from the poker table, go meet some people, have a drink and socialize.I think Jesus told that one at the last supper.the correct punchline isThey're both fun to ride until your friends see you on one.

jesus bombed at the last suppper...his timing was off...why do you think it was his last supper? wow im going to hell for that one..good thing i dont believe in god<a.k.a. phil hellmuth..>

[Hyaku-Shiki 0]

Who wants to bet he has sex with a fat chick?

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

Who wants to bet he has sex with a fat chick?

Who wants to bet that? Either way, he loses.J/K I like chubby broads, they work harder. They aim to please.

[seed of Doyle 0]

I'm not a fat fuck, just a little too big. I'm not morbidly obese, but I'm about 6'3 and 240. Just need to get my fat to muscle.Muscle weighs more than fat, so in this case, pending on the kind of diest adn workout you use, you may actually gain weight rather than lose. you may want to bet on body mass and fat % rather than overall weight loss.

[ShakeZuma 586]

Who wants to bet he has sex with a fat chick?

Who wants to bet that? Either way, he loses.J/K I like chubby broads, they work harder. They aim to please.

and they appreciate it a lot more

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

I'm not a fat fuck' date=' just a little too big. I'm not morbidly obese, but I'm about 6'3 and 240. Just need to get my fat to muscle.[/quote']Muscle weighs more than fat, so in this case, pending on the kind of diest adn workout you use, you may actually gain weight rather than lose. you may want to bet on body mass and fat % rather than overall weight loss.

He aint gonna put muscle on that fast. He'll lose first then level off if he works hard with the weights. He won't though. He plays golf, tennis, and poker too much. I love that kid.