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My computer got disconnected in the middle of a hand. I went to quickly secure the cable which failed miserably. Then I went back around to my laptop and punched the screen. I destroyed my LCD monitor, its totally gone,broken into a million pieces, and now im typing on a different monitor. So beware when tilting , do not hit your LCD screen with a hard punch or it will be beyond destroyed......Any of you guys break anything on tilt, I'm such an idiot...
Your self-control is rivaled only by your nose for post-worthy material. I'm just thankful you had a backup monitor.
If you want to read my quality postings go to Poker Strategy and NLHE , I just posted this here for fun. Thanks for the love.
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My computer got disconnected in the middle of a hand. I went to quickly secure the cable which failed miserably. Then I went back around to my laptop and punched the screen. I destroyed my LCD monitor, its totally gone,broken into a million pieces, and now im typing on a different monitor. So beware when tilting , do not hit your LCD screen with a hard punch or it will be beyond destroyed......Any of you guys break anything on tilt, I'm such an idiot...
This isn't the dumbest thing in the world,THIS is the dumbest thing in the world.http://ap.grolier.com/cgi-bin-unauth/dated...assettype=0tdnp
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i had my cell phone in my hand when i was listening to the live feed of the "big dance" ...mikey hit his king...i jumped out of my seat, pacing back and fourth as the turn and river were dealt...my cell went flying towards my monitor after the heart came on the river :club:

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My computer got disconnected in the middle of a hand. I went to quickly secure the cable which failed miserably. Then I went back around to my laptop and punched the screen. I destroyed my LCD monitor, its totally gone,broken into a million pieces, and now im typing on a different monitor. So beware when tilting , do not hit your LCD screen with a hard punch or it will be beyond destroyed......Any of you guys break anything on tilt, I'm such an idiot...
This isn't the dumbest thing in the world,THIS is the dumbest thing in the world.http://ap.grolier.com/cgi-bin-unauth/dated...assettype=0tdnp
Poor G-dub getting regulated all the time =(
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I was at dynon's place to watch this all go down.It wasnt as good as the hopkins fight, but it did the trick.
tell him to just punch a nice sturdy wall next time, works much better.
well, i don't think i can condone that either.A drunk friend punched a wall last year after the eagles lost the superbowl, and visibly fractured a few bones in his hand... he had some screws and stuff put in. He also had a cast well into the spring.i just go to sleep when stupid shit like that happens
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I was at dynon's place to watch this all go down.It wasnt as good as the hopkins fight, but it did the trick.
tell him to just punch a nice sturdy wall next time, works much better.
well, i don't think i can condone that either.A drunk friend punched a wall last year after the eagles lost the superbowl, and visibly fractured a few bones in his hand... he had some screws and stuff put in. He also had a cast well into the spring.i just go to sleep when stupid censored like that happens
heh, my hand usually hurts but I refuse to go to the hospital.
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Sleep it off.Go to the pet store tomorrow and pet the bunnies.Get back into the game in a few days.
Cute idea (no s/w)
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footloose2.JPGWhen I'm on tilt, I like to drive to an abandoned warehouse, crank up the cassette player on my VW Bug, and dance until I drop. :club::D:D:D
i do this when i win a monster session, when i'm on tilt I do like Allinbluff.and punch hard surfaces
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I stopped tilting entirely. I actually stopped being angry at poker entirely. The cards are the cards, they come and go. They'll balance out, when you need them. Just the way it goes. Start meditating, it helps. I know what you're thinking,"Meditate? Why don't you go smoke another doobie, hippie!?". A month ago, I wouldve said the same thing to me, but it really does help. p.s. I had this realization after punching a few walls.

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Maybe one of these days I'll start meditating. For now I just realized how dumb it was and made a mental note never to hit comp again. I've been working on not getting mad for awhile now, its getting somewhat better.

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I do one of two things lately. Move up to higher stakes and try and win it back, or the one i just did cash out. Been trying to build a bankroll to play 5 10 regularly, after a couple bad beats I started playing stupid, just pushed in a blind battle with j 6 in a tourny, lol and decided to cash out 1100 of my 1800 on the site. Now I'm back to 1 2. Never going to make any real money at this game. I'm all frustrated and stuff. The only reason I posted this is to say that it did make me feel better to see other people get all upset still too.

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Ive stabbed my moniter with a metal pen before, but it wasnt from poker.Put a huge gash on it while my parents were on vacation (a few years back), and pretended that i didnt know how it got there.The worst ive done over a hand of poker is, uhm ... freak out and start swearing at every inanimate object in site.

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Ive stabbed my moniter with a metal pen before, but it wasnt from poker.Put a huge gash on it while my parents were on vacation (a few years back), and pretended that i didnt know how it got there.The worst ive done over a hand of poker is, uhm ... freak out and start swearing at every inanimate object in site.
why did you stab your screen
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Ive stabbed my moniter with a metal pen before, but it wasnt from poker.Put a huge gash on it while my parents were on vacation (a few years back), and pretended that i didnt know how it got there.The worst ive done over a hand of poker is, uhm ... freak out and start swearing at every inanimate object in site.
why did you stab your screen
Probably involved women...evil women.
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I kick my dog chester in the liver
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I once yelled "DAMMIT!" really loud when this guy hit a two-outer on the river...
thats the best you've got? if you haven't contemplated calling up party poker and tracking that mother fucker down so you can kill him in front of his family for that $10 pot he sucked out on you, then you don't know what a real bad beat is. the bad beat is that his family has to watch.puiw
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I've punched my laptop screen fairly hard before and it is still kicking..  maybe I'm a wuss but this dell ultrasharp TFT seems like a durable beast.
Your avatar is a butt with a hat.
It's an asshat. Asshat. :club:--RuffRidr
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Probably involved women...evil women.
It was a combination of my computer stuttering/crashing just before i printed (or saved) a huge assignment, and it doing the same at a crucial point in a videogame tournament. The latter was the final straw. :evil:
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I got kicked out of my local casino once a while ago because this idiot guy kept playing every hand and he rivered me with his 2 outter and for some reason he stood up and did the whole hand motion thing like he had just won the world series and I stood up and said "Sit the f uck down boy." and I was escorted out.

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