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a woman is in line at the grocery store and is putting her items up on the belt, the man behind her says "you must be on a diet"The woman looked confused because she was infact on a diet but didnt notice that any of her items would give this appearance, just some milk, fruit and bread.so she replied to the man "ya, i am, how did you know"he replied, "cuz you're fat"and the forum is slow

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a woman is in line at the grocery store and is putting her items up on the belt, the man behind her says "you must be on a diet"The woman looked confused because she was infact on a diet but didnt notice that any of her items would give this appearance, just some milk, fruit and bread.so she replied to the man "ya, i am, how did you know"he replied, "cuz you're fat"and the forum is slow
A woman is in line at the grocery store and is putting her items on the belt, .... one carton of milk, ... one dozen eggs .... one bun of bread ... etc ... The man behind her says "you must be single"The woman looked at him and laughed and said "yes i am, did you figure that out because I was only buying one of everything?"he replied ... "no ...it's cuz you're ugly"And the site's been working fine for me.
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a woman is in line at the grocery store and is putting her items up on the belt, the man behind her says "you must be on a diet"The woman looked confused because she was infact on a diet but didnt notice that any of her items would give this appearance, just some milk, fruit and bread.so she replied to the man "ya, i am, how did you know"he replied, "cuz you're fat"and the forum is slow
A woman is in line at the grocery store and is putting her items on the belt, .... one carton of milk, ... one dozen eggs .... one bun of bread ... etc ... The man behind her says "you must be single"The woman looked at him and laughed and said "yes i am, did you figure that out because I was only buying one of everything?"he replied ... "no ...it's cuz you're ugly"And the site's been working fine for me.
hahaha ya i know i got that email too.wanted to put my own spin on it. really didnt make much sense, but i laugh at my own jokes.why do squirrels swim on their backs??so they dont get their nuts wet.
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A woman is on line at the Adult Video Store and she is putting The Wand, Ben Wah balls, and water based lubricant, along with two porns on the checkout counter.The guy behind her says "you must be horny"She says "Why, because I like to masterbate?"He replies "No, because I just saw a small Asian man crawl out of your vagina."I'm not sure where I'm going with that.

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a woman is in line at the grocery store and is putting her items up on the belt, the man behind her says "you must be on a diet"The woman looked confused because she was infact on a diet but didnt notice that any of her items would give this appearance, just some milk, fruit and bread.so she replied to the man "ya, i am, how did you know"he replied, "cuz you're fat"and the forum is slow
Now that is funny! Funniest thing I have heard/read all day.
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A woman is on line at the Adult Video Store and she is putting The Wand, Ben Wah balls, and water based lubricant, along with two porns on the checkout counter.The guy behind her says "you must be horny"She says "Why, because I like to masterbate?"He replies "No, because I just saw a small Asian man crawl out of your vagina."I'm not sure where I'm going with that.
The rare legit LOL...nice.
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I've had no problems with it being slow, but I do always get that "debug" error message now when I try to post.  I think someone  might be trying to tell me something.......
ya, it's the server saying it's messed up and missing files. I'm sure it will be fine after they get done with this charter member thing.
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I've had no problems with it being slow, but I do always get that "debug" error message now when I try to post.  I think someone  might be trying to tell me something.......
ya, it's the server saying it's messed up and missing files. I'm sure it will be fine after they get done with this charter member thing.
I also get the debug error message AND the site is running a little slower than normal.I am now spiraling into a deep depression as a result of this.
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You could always get away from it for awhile, like this woman I know. She went golfing and got stung by a bee while playing. She stopped in the Pro Shop at the turn and said to the Pro, "I got stung by a bee between the 1st and 2nd hole."... The Pro replied, "Well, your stance is too wide."

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